Whats your crowning athletic achievement?
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I remember beating FC United 2 nil in the state quarters.RoadDawg55 said:Boobie, can you tell us about getting the high score in pinball at the local arcade?
Race, can you tell us about that stormy November game with the leather helmets?
J, can you tell us about how you scored a goal in a 6-1 loss to FC United?
JW, you were a fucking kicker? Can you tell us about your worst moment? -
J don't brag about your accomplishments. This is my moment.PurpleJ said:
I remember beating FC United 2 nil in the state quarters.RoadDawg55 said:Boobie, can you tell us about getting the high score in pinball at the local arcade?
Race, can you tell us about that stormy November game with the leather helmets?
J, can you tell us about how you scored a goal in a 6-1 loss to FC United?
JW, you were a fucking kicker? Can you tell us about your worst moment? -
I've never been happier to be mistaken for being Asian. It all makes sense now.dnc said:
I was about to take that bet. My pong game is pretty tight.RoadDawg55 said:i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
Then I remembered your Asian. -
The co-ed ultimate frisbee team that I captained a few years ago won our division championship.
And before you assholes shit on ultimate frisbee, just remember, even pot smokers need a sport to play. -
Won a bunch of junior golf tournaments in Washington. The two times I faced Troy Kelly head to head, I beat him. He finished top 30 in the US open at Chambers bay. I now suck at golf.
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Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
Huh?Thump said:
And before you assholes shit on ultimate frisbee, just remember, even pot smokers need a sport to play.
https://420games.org/aboutus/
Because who doesn't feel like running a 10k after a few bowls. -
Thank you for service, Hugh Laurie.89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
Axe Spooge how this will turn out for you89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
Cooker warning for Damone.89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
Unfair altitude trading advantage for @89ute. Need to add 10 mins to marathon time.
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@89ute would have no way of knowing what you're talking about here. I'll send him a real PMdnc said:
Axe Spooge how this will turn out for you89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
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Of the Lewis County Koopmans?TommySQC said:
KoopmanDerekJohnson said: -
I once hit PurpleJ with 500 spams in 1 hour. That takes some serious finger dexterity.
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One evening, I drank 5 40's of fine malt liquor my freshman year in college. WWU football suvivor. Fuck that place.
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@89ute
Congrats on your accomplishment ...
Please don't post any more pictures of yourself as you aren't a) female and b) hot
I'm disappointed with the bored for not hitting you with the obvious "too soon" response -
Haha washougal is for criminals and rapists. Fuck that school. In any sport it was a always a w. Camas was always good though at most sports. Got kicked out of my bball game at camas for telling the point guard he sucks wieners during a free throw.haie said:Played corner for Camas. We dominated our "rival", shitty ass Washougal 3 years in a row when I was a fresh, soph, junior. During those years their coach started the same class, in hopes that by the time we were all seniors they would be better than us, and we were playing them at Washougal my senior year. They had a couple of receivers my age I would talk shit constantly to the first 3 years.
Senior year and they are up 13-0 or some shit. Receiver is taking massive shit to me as I blanket his ass, because it was finally smelling like the ole panthers would get the W. All the yocal locals were hysterical and pointing at the arrogant rich Camas parents.
Late in the game, they fumble. We throw a halfback pass for a late touchdown. Goes into overtime. Their stud quarterback throws a pick on the first play. We run it in.
Cuog-like tears flow. -
Senior year had an era under 2, it was like 1.93 but I only Got calls from Tacoma community college and grays harbor. Guess colleges don't like a pitcher throwing an 81 mph fastball with no movement.
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Fuck, he really is 89!!
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Bowled a 267 in a league playoff and I was 160 average at the time.
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Let's hear your crowning athletic achievement.Dennis_DeYoung said:Fuck, he really is 89!!
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He walked today89ute said:
Let's hear your crowning athletic achievement.Dennis_DeYoung said:Fuck, he really is 89!!
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This guy just fucking ruined the whole thread.89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
Fastest mile in the cuntry.
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One of my favorite stories is my boy playing IT in highschool and IT kept calling him a cracker all game and dropped 40 right in his face. My buddy needed a safe space after that one.allpurpleallgold said:
Down for voted for taking charges. Go play for Duke, faggot.RoadDawg55 said:I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers. -
89ute said:
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
These are images already out on the world wide web, not private.BennyBeaver said:89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
HS football team stealing from the UW locker room, getting caught, getting on TV, getting suspended, getting pussy.
Does that count?
