Cal will be a bigger threat to UW than Stanford within two years

DawgFader

droski said:

AlCzervik said:

droski said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 66-27 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

I know my place in the sports world. you guys are delusional enough to think you are on the cusp of greatness despite the fact that all the advantages you had during james run don't exist today. and all it took was ONE decent year in the worst year for the pac-12 in a minimum of 14 years. hilarious.

Your* not good at this.

You guys aren't even remotely funny or interesting. I'm only here because you are dipshits and I enjoy bringing bad news to you.

Here's some bad news. Cal Football games are fucking boring. The team is in shambles and is primed for the late night PAC12 slot. Cal football honors a shitload of irrelevant athlete's every-game, most of who don't show up to be honored. None of that changing, so your football culture and fan experience is terrible.

I did like that E40 told mama lynch to get out of the injury cart and 40 and Lynch almost drove into the band.

It's all mustard an mayonnaise around here and E40's rare like a white running back.

creepycoug

DawgFader said:

droski said:

AlCzervik said:

droski said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 66-27 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

I know my place in the sports world. you guys are delusional enough to think you are on the cusp of greatness despite the fact that all the advantages you had during james run don't exist today. and all it took was ONE decent year in the worst year for the pac-12 in a minimum of 14 years. hilarious.

Your* not good at this.

You guys aren't even remotely funny or interesting. I'm only here because you are dipshits and I enjoy bringing bad news to you.

Here's some bad news. Cal Football games are fucking boring. The team is in shambles and is primed for the late night PAC12 slot. Cal football honors a shitload of irrelevant athlete's every-game, most of who don't show up to be honored. None of that changing, so your football culture and fan experience is terrible.

I did like that E40 told mama lynch to get out of the injury cart and 40 and Lynch almost drove into the band.

It's all mustard an mayonnaise around here and E40's rare like a white running back.

What the fuck are you talking about?

RaceBannon

BearsWiin said:

AlCzervik said:

BearsWiin said:

AlCzervik said:

BearsWiin said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 70-21 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

We*re a sleeping giant, everybody says so



Fee-fi-fo-fum

Absolutely nobody has ever said that about Cal.

Sure they have. It was a dozen years ago when we* had a good young coach, winning teams, an energized fanbase, and the completed facilities and stadium upgrades were still on the drawing board. But then Babushka's recent puppet master lost his mojo, Cal made a disastrous hire and here we are, resetting the clock to 2002, hopefully. Anyway, you can be forgiven for not paying attention at the time, since you* were wallowing in your own misery, wandering in the wilderness with Gilby and Ty the Moulderer of Men and all that.

Cal won a few games; it was cute. But calling Cal a "sleeping giant" will get you belly laughs anywhere. Not just here.

Disagree. Calling WSU or OS(U) a sleeping giant will get you belly laughs, because they're in the middle of nowhere and don't have the fanbase to support continued success. Cal has those things: big school with a big alumni/donor base, in a great location, close to fertile recruiting areas, with a new stadium and excellent facilities. All it needs to complete the package is the administrative will to realize all that potential. Keeping Tedford too long was a mistake; hiring and retaining Dykes compounded that mistake. That mistake has been rectified, and from the looks of it Cal is assembling a pretty good coaching staff. Sounds like somebody holding the pursestrings realized that we* need to invest in the entire coaching staff, not just throw a lot of money at one guy at the top.

For the first time in many years Cal seems to be making all the right moves. Forgive me if I choose to be hopeful. I've been angry for a long time, and this feels good.

Cal fans seemed to be serious about their BEARS. I went to a game there in 89 and no one gave a shit. This year, even though times were tuff and we were hanging 66 on them, the fans were pissed.

There has always been this weird underground rivalry between Cal and UW going back to when they were both pretty much the original powers on the Coast and traded 70 point beat downs. And all the crew stuff.

True confession - the worst thing about our crash at the turn of the century was losing the streak at Husky Stadium and the early Tedford years where they crushed us. Those defeats hurt the worst.

Cal CAN be a power. I agree with the BEAR fan that it isn't as laughable as the Dynasty in Pullme

BearsWiin

creepycoug said:

DawgFader said:

droski said:

AlCzervik said:

droski said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 66-27 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

I know my place in the sports world. you guys are delusional enough to think you are on the cusp of greatness despite the fact that all the advantages you had during james run don't exist today. and all it took was ONE decent year in the worst year for the pac-12 in a minimum of 14 years. hilarious.

Your* not good at this.

You guys aren't even remotely funny or interesting. I'm only here because you are dipshits and I enjoy bringing bad news to you.

Here's some bad news. Cal Football games are fucking boring. The team is in shambles and is primed for the late night PAC12 slot. Cal football honors a shitload of irrelevant athlete's every-game, most of who don't show up to be honored. None of that changing, so your football culture and fan experience is terrible.

I did like that E40 told mama lynch to get out of the injury cart and 40 and Lynch almost drove into the band.

It's all mustard an mayonnaise around here and E40's rare like a white running back.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He went to the game and sampled our* stadium experience. Highlight of the game for Cal fans was Marshawn driving the cart around during the pregame ceremonies.

creepycoug

BearsWiin said:

creepycoug said:

DawgFader said:

droski said:

AlCzervik said:

droski said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 66-27 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

I know my place in the sports world. you guys are delusional enough to think you are on the cusp of greatness despite the fact that all the advantages you had during james run don't exist today. and all it took was ONE decent year in the worst year for the pac-12 in a minimum of 14 years. hilarious.

Your* not good at this.

You guys aren't even remotely funny or interesting. I'm only here because you are dipshits and I enjoy bringing bad news to you.

Here's some bad news. Cal Football games are fucking boring. The team is in shambles and is primed for the late night PAC12 slot. Cal football honors a shitload of irrelevant athlete's every-game, most of who don't show up to be honored. None of that changing, so your football culture and fan experience is terrible.

I did like that E40 told mama lynch to get out of the injury cart and 40 and Lynch almost drove into the band.

It's all mustard an mayonnaise around here and E40's rare like a white running back.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He went to the game and sampled our* stadium experience. Highlight of the game for Cal fans was Marshawn driving the cart around during the pregame ceremonies.

I remember it well and have seen the clip 1,000 times. I still can't decipher his poast.

BearsWiin

creepycoug said:

BearsWiin said:

creepycoug said:

DawgFader said:

droski said:

AlCzervik said:

droski said:

PineapplePirate said:

droski said:

FremontTroll said:

bananasnblondes said:

Jesus Christ. Can we please not turn this bored into a crybaby beta-male pussy party.

This is dawgman shit.

The correct response is "Good for Lake. Petersen coaching tree groqing.Hopefully he doesn't forget the team that made him. Who's next man up?"

Then you go eat a steak and fuck your wife in the ass.

Uhhh more like you eat leftover pizza alone in your sweatpants in your Dads' basement.

But yeah, next man up. Lake was a great coach under CP. Lots of great coaches want to come to UW and work under CP.

you really think it's still 1990 don't you? are you guys roiding players again?

It's 2017 where we? beat shitty programs 66-27 with a noodle arm QB. Cal has beat UW once since owen12, couldn't even take advantage of almost a decade of rebuilding and now that UW is back how in the blazing kangaroo dick pouch fuckery is Cal going to have a chance?

I know my place in the sports world. you guys are delusional enough to think you are on the cusp of greatness despite the fact that all the advantages you had during james run don't exist today. and all it took was ONE decent year in the worst year for the pac-12 in a minimum of 14 years. hilarious.

Your* not good at this.

You guys aren't even remotely funny or interesting. I'm only here because you are dipshits and I enjoy bringing bad news to you.

Here's some bad news. Cal Football games are fucking boring. The team is in shambles and is primed for the late night PAC12 slot. Cal football honors a shitload of irrelevant athlete's every-game, most of who don't show up to be honored. None of that changing, so your football culture and fan experience is terrible.

I did like that E40 told mama lynch to get out of the injury cart and 40 and Lynch almost drove into the band.

It's all mustard an mayonnaise around here and E40's rare like a white running back.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He went to the game and sampled our* stadium experience. Highlight of the game for Cal fans was Marshawn driving the cart around during the pregame ceremonies.

I remember it well and have seen the clip 1,000 times. I still can't decipher his poast.

Maybe you're supposed to take it seriously, but not literally