OT: story behind your username?

89ute

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

backthepack said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Back in the roommate radio days on dawgman I used to always chat and topics were so random. So one day we started doing the "which is better shit" and of course my hardline was that Coke>>>>>>>Pepsi, hence the name.

Also, I don't drink alcohol so it actually fits well. I'm basically a fucking Mormon honestly.

I suggested this to you on my resolutions list smh... Pm @89ute to get dialed in.

It was noted, @89ute and I are deep in negotiations on the contract to become a Mormon. He said something about anal and some byu girls, I didn't catch it and just asked him if I can still drink Coke, he hasn't responded since.

You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping

When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.

Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.

Pitchfork51

89ute said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

backthepack said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Back in the roommate radio days on dawgman I used to always chat and topics were so random. So one day we started doing the "which is better shit" and of course my hardline was that Coke>>>>>>>Pepsi, hence the name.

Also, I don't drink alcohol so it actually fits well. I'm basically a fucking Mormon honestly.

I suggested this to you on my resolutions list smh... Pm @89ute to get dialed in.

It was noted, @89ute and I are deep in negotiations on the contract to become a Mormon. He said something about anal and some byu girls, I didn't catch it and just asked him if I can still drink Coke, he hasn't responded since.

You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping

When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.

Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.

I was engaged to a Mormon chick. However this is news to me.

backthepack

89ute said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

backthepack said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Back in the roommate radio days on dawgman I used to always chat and topics were so random. So one day we started doing the "which is better shit" and of course my hardline was that Coke>>>>>>>Pepsi, hence the name.

Also, I don't drink alcohol so it actually fits well. I'm basically a fucking Mormon honestly.

I suggested this to you on my resolutions list smh... Pm @89ute to get dialed in.

It was noted, @89ute and I are deep in negotiations on the contract to become a Mormon. He said something about anal and some byu girls, I didn't catch it and just asked him if I can still drink Coke, he hasn't responded since.

You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping

When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.

Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.

Mormon girls are fun? Jesus christ

Fenderbender123

My name has always fit who I am in real life. Right now, I drink and drive a lot. Before that, I used to play a Fender guitar. And before that, I was so strong that I worked in my uncle's collision repair shop, bending fenders back into place.

Edit: The 123 represents the PIN for my debit card.

biak1

Seventh grade, first baby steps into the internet playing some browser-based build-an-alien then fight game. Don't remember the name but maybe some of you fags know what I'm talking about. Then came MOHAA.

I needed a name, friend suggested Biakabatuka, who I learned was a Michigan/NFL RB with a kickass name. That got shortened to biak for brevity, and the one was added at some point because I wanted to live rent free in DDY's scrumptralescent head.

Pitchfork51

Im still trying to figure out mohaa

biak1

Pitchfork51 said:

Im still trying to figure out mohaa

You gotta lean and run and abuse the shit out of it.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

89ute said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

backthepack said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Back in the roommate radio days on dawgman I used to always chat and topics were so random. So one day we started doing the "which is better shit" and of course my hardline was that Coke>>>>>>>Pepsi, hence the name.

Also, I don't drink alcohol so it actually fits well. I'm basically a fucking Mormon honestly.

I suggested this to you on my resolutions list smh... Pm @89ute to get dialed in.

It was noted, @89ute and I are deep in negotiations on the contract to become a Mormon. He said something about anal and some byu girls, I didn't catch it and just asked him if I can still drink Coke, he hasn't responded since.

You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping

When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.

Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.

I was engaged to a Mormon chick. However this is news to me.

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89ute

Pitchfork51 said:

89ute said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

backthepack said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Back in the roommate radio days on dawgman I used to always chat and topics were so random. So one day we started doing the "which is better shit" and of course my hardline was that Coke>>>>>>>Pepsi, hence the name.

Also, I don't drink alcohol so it actually fits well. I'm basically a fucking Mormon honestly.

I suggested this to you on my resolutions list smh... Pm @89ute to get dialed in.

It was noted, @89ute and I are deep in negotiations on the contract to become a Mormon. He said something about anal and some byu girls, I didn't catch it and just asked him if I can still drink Coke, he hasn't responded since.

You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping

When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.

Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.

I was engaged to a Mormon chick. However this is news to me.

Google is your friend.

"One of the things that I picked up while I was in the Orem/ Provo area was the mormons bizarre facination with sex. They’re obsessed with it. I’ve heard tons of stories about “soaking”, “docking”, “floating”, and “bagpiping”, which apparently are several types of “almost sex” that the kids at BYU cooked up in order to “bend the rules”- do the deed but avoid the consequences because it’s technically not sex. They want the reward but not the shame."

TTJ

In the 90s, I trolled John Clayton at KJR in a couple on-air phone calls as "Jerry from Tacoma." (I actually lived in Tacoma at the time, but @dnc and a few others here know my name's not Jerry.) This eventually became TTownJerry on dm.c. Then later TTJ here. Which some have interpreted as TehranTownJerry, due to my known ties to Islamist Extremism.