TSIO Christmas Special: Bama Humbug

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Written and created by @WilburHooksHands, this Christmas Special is based around 'A Christmas Carol' and looks in on Nick Saban during the lead up to the Peach Bowl with the Washington Huskies set to face the Alabama Crimson Tide.

STARRING: @Tequilla as Nick Saban; @Dennis_DeYoung as Lane Kiffin, Kliff Kingsbury, and Gene Stallings; @CokeGreaterThanPepsi as Steve Sarkisian, Kevin Sumlin, and Mike Price; WilburHooksHands rounds it out with Narration, and Don James.

Merry Christmas you assholes. We thank Wilbur for his service! Fuck @SpoonieLuv!

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SpoonieLuv

Im hoping to get a Walkman for Christmas so I'm excited to give this a listen tomorrow. Not sure if it will play metal cassettes so can you release the link for the standard plastic tape?

Gladstone

lmao

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

SpoonieLuv said:

Im hoping to get a Walkman for Christmas so I'm excited to give this a listen tomorrow. Not sure if it will play metal cassettes so can you release the link for the standard plastic tape?

Since it's Christmas time I'll help... Stand next to your tree and light yourself on fire. That should solve your issues.

WilburHooksHands

Shout out to TSIO dudes for helping me rewrite the shitty parts, I can't take all the credit for this!

89ute

You must have gotten into some pretty dark, R-rated shit and beyond because all but 11 minutes and 47 seconds got filtered out in Utah.

LoneStarDawg

@WilburHooksHands accent has the warm glow of an all too loveable racist uncle

Two thumbs up, excellent work

Also got the impression @Tequilla was jacking off the entire time he was imagining himself as Saban, method acting gone wrong.

Swaye

If we are going to bash jerking off while podcasting, I'm fucking out!

Tequilla

LoneStarDawg said:

@WilburHooksHands accent has the warm glow of an all too loveable racist uncle

Two thumbs up, excellent work

Also got the impression @Tequilla was jacking off the entire time he was imagining himself as Saban, method acting gone wrong.

If you're going to bash a margarita drinking maniacal interpretation of Saban, then I'm fucking out

LoneStarDawg

I would never bash a marg, assuming it's with salt on the rocks.

Tequilla

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

CuntWaffle

For someone with a disability I really admire DDYs work ethic.

YellowSnow

Tequilla said:

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

Any talk of getting Kirldland signature brand tequila to sponser the TSIO?

Doog_de_Jour

I really hope Saban calls Sark "Armenian" in real life.

Thank you for the Christmas present TSIO and @WilburHooksHands!

animate

No Joel Whitford recruiting talk - no sale.

LoneStarDawg

Tequilla said:

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

WilburHooksHands

LoneStarDawg said:

Tequilla said:

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

LoneStarDawg is dialed in to the frozen w/ salt like any true Texan.

LoneStarDawg

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

Tequilla said:

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

LoneStarDawg is dialed in to the frozen w/ salt like any true Texan.

Frozen makes me drink too slow or risk brainfreeze, and also melts faster and dillutes, thus rocks and salt for me.

Why salt is necessary, A good marg is made with fresh lime and minimal sugar so its tangy as fuck and the salt cuts the sourness.

LoneStarDawg

Also kudos to coker for the Will Ferrell as GWBush-esque Mike Price.

Gladstone

LoneStarDawg said:

Tequilla said:

Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy

Grundle come back.

DeepSeaZ

Guess we need a HHB call tree for emergencies. With emergency contact info if they go missing. Also as of now, no two HHBs can be on the same plane in case it goes down.