Joey Freshwater to Houston

dnc

Sark to Bama OC????

UWhuskytskeet

Depends on whether Houston wants to cash in on their FREE PUB!!!

PurpleBaze

Link?

dnc

PurpleBaze said:

Link?

Steve Pool Fancy Feast.jpg

RocketCityTider

Interesting. Last I heard LK and UH couldn't agree on the buyout. Maybe UH had a change of heart?
If so, then Sark will probably rotate in to the OC position.

SpoonieLuv

RocketCityTider said:

Interesting. Last I heard LK and UH couldn't agree on the buyout. Maybe UH had a change of heart?
If so, then Sark will probably rotate in to the OC position.

if I was a speculator I'd be investing heavily in bubble screens right now.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Insert Puppy KOMO 4 butt fucker rant I don't have time to look up on my phone

dnc

I heard it on local Memphis sports radio (self flagged, yadda yadda), here's a twat:

https://twitter.com/DanWolken/status/806843676248997889

I like this twat better though:

https://twitter.com/sportspickle/status/806883107072835584

Swaye

Please let this be true and let Sark be promoted to OC. ALl we have to do is get him to drink a bottle of Patron and the game is ours. Anybody know any Joey's waitresses we get to run SPECOPS for this?

DerekJohnson

Kiffin comes right out and announces that this job will lead to him getting a better job? W, JW.

As soon as something better comes along, I'm outta here!

On the other hand, at least he's being honest about his intentions, unlike Drunk Sark.

WilburHooksHands

DerekJohnson said:

Kiffin comes right out and announces that this job will lead to him getting a better job? W, JW.

Sports Pickle is your source???

UWhuskytskeet

DerekJohnson said:

Kiffin comes right out and announces that this job will lead to him getting a better job? W, JW.

As soon as something better comes along, I'm outta here!

On the other hand, at least he's being honest about his intentions, unlike Drunk Sark.

But how does fake news affect people's opinions?

DerekJohnson

Try skimming countless pages as an admin on my phone while doing 80 MPH on I-90 while doing coke off a hooker's ass and then pop off!

BrickSquad

DerekJohnson said:

Try skimming countless pages as an admin on my phone while doing 80 MPH on I-90 while doing coke off a hooker's ass and then pop off!

Newfound respect

BrickSquad

https://twitter.com/HunterYurachek/status/806857746465300481

Maybe the new Dewey defeats Truman?

That's the AD of Houston

GreenRiverGatorz

Lol, Houston is cementing their place as the used slut of college football.

UWhuskytskeet

Actually Sark being a short drive away from Bourbon Street might be an even more entertaining scenario.

http://twitter.com/MattieLouOKTC/status/806852615149588480

BrickSquad

Need videos of Sark on Bourbon street

EwaDawg

BrickSquad said:

Need videos of Sark on Bourbon street

Dude will have more beads than anyone. . . .

LoneStarDawg

If we can get a Sark induced implosion of bama's offense, it would be a rich brookesque 13 year plan to win the peach bowl

RaceBannon

Watching Saban strangle Sark to death on the sideline of the Peach Bowl is going to be special

Pretty sure addicts don't respond well to getting screamed at. Sark is going to need his desk bottle