2002 will always hold a special place in my heart. We had just boat raced Oregon the week prior and I had joined the rest of those un classy Husky fans partying on the field afterwards at Autzen. Some old dude who was allegedly the legendary @RaceBannon even showed up at our post game tailgate to smoke weed and talk shit. We sucked that year but our fan base still had plenty of swagger.
Fast forward a week, and The Northwest Championship seemed to be slipping away as we trailed the Cuogs by 10 with 4 minutes left in regulation, but as I drunkenly stood on a bench inside the Duchess leading the entire tavern in the “GO!!…..Huskies!!” cheer, we somehow managed to force OT and the rest is history. I think that’s the highest – i.e., #3 - that WSU has ever been ranked for an Apple Cup, right?
People forget that in the Dynasty Years at WSU they went 0-3 vs. UW. People forget that.
We're likely never to see a 3 year stretch of Coogin' it like this in our lifetimes as we saw from 2001- 03. They were ranked #9, #3 and #8 in those three years respectively. We were ranked once at #16 in 2001. I was too young to remember our Apple Cup futility in 1982 and 83 so it has no bearing on my psyche.
1990 - Pullman. Combo Apple Cup/buddy's bachelor party weekend.
Got so inebriated I left the stadium about midway through the 3rd quarter with the huskies up about 973-0. Blew stew somewhere on the Pullman campus. Stumbled around and miraculously woke up in my car the next morning.
May have been ass-plungered but pretty sure Emptermann used up all the ass-plungering that day on the field.
So when UW wins I enjoy it and just go about my business. When the coogs win I get about 23 calls from coogs who I wouldn't even describe as coog fans or even football gloating and pitching me shit. I always ask them if they ever remember me calling them when UW wins? It seems to go over their heads. I contend a coog grad who pokes his head out every few years and sees the coogs are having a decent year and because a "fan" is worse than a jack husky/Remora who has been actually attending games and has been a fan his whole life even when the team is shit.
My one and only trip ever to pullman was in 2000, tui and crew took care of business. We ran on the field afterwards, I remember thinking kyle benn wasnt that big..... I got hammarred drunk that evening wandering around and got lost. , I had a shit attack pooed my pants and stumbled back to my brother's place were he was having a house party . Went straight to the shower, stole some clothes, freshened up and continued to talk shit to everyone there. Nobody knew until now.
The 2000 Apple Cup, 51-3 Doogs. After that game I ended up masturbating in my basement because I was a pathetic teenage loser who was afraid of girls (and still am). Was a good night.
Sidenote: FUCK ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES THAT ENDED UP BANGING GIRLS AFTER APPLE CUPS THAT YOU WANTED TO BANG ALL YEAR. FUCK OFF.
You believed that shit?
Ok ...
Maybe "bang" was a relative term...
But she got the best two pumps of her life, of that I assure you.
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Fast forward a week, and The Northwest Championship seemed to be slipping away as we trailed the Cuogs by 10 with 4 minutes left in regulation, but as I drunkenly stood on a bench inside the Duchess leading the entire tavern in the “GO!!…..Huskies!!” cheer, we somehow managed to force OT and the rest is history. I think that’s the highest – i.e., #3 - that WSU has ever been ranked for an Apple Cup, right?
I said I would never return to that God forsaken country after this game. I have never been back. Fuck Pullman, fuck the Cougs.
Shit teams
Shit Apple Cup
Got so inebriated I left the stadium about midway through the 3rd quarter with the huskies up about 973-0. Blew stew somewhere on the Pullman campus. Stumbled around and miraculously woke up in my car the next morning.
May have been ass-plungered but pretty sure Emptermann used up all the ass-plungering that day on the field.
Maybe "bang" was a relative term...
But she got the best two pumps of her life, of that I assure you.
Coogs talking their normal shit, UW comes in with no quarterback and a worse defense than they have now and pushes shit in.
2016
Coogs talking their normal shit, UW comes in with a quarterback and a defense and pushes shit in.