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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    The whole thing is fucking retarded. You are never going to get a true national champ in CFB. It's ruining fucking everything like my future husband @PurpleJ said.

    Alabama was a true champion last year.

    Fuck off.
    FUCKING WRONG.

    You are really bad at understanding shit.

    Clemson and Bama tied last year and split the natty. If you want the fucking NFL, watch the NFL.
    Tie breaker goes to the head-to-head match
    They should've never played. But I agree that tie goes to the head to head winner.
    Why do you hate the Bowl Alliance?

    Every system over the last 20+ years would have resulted in a natty match-up between Alabama and Clemson.

    You must be older than @RaceBannon.
    The bowl alliance is garbage and it always was. The bowls and polls model is as good as what we have now and it was better for fans and CFB.

    Now we have some bullshit thing where we think we have a champ, but really don't. It's basically as good as the fucking GRAMMYs.

    The only decent system in sport was the old baseball system (the new one isn't really that bad): Two 8 team divisions, 150 games in division. Winners play 7 games to determine. You can be pretty sure from that.

    That determines who is BEST. The college football system is about WINNING GAMES. If you are dumb and don't get the difference between those two things, and unfortunately you are displaying your ignorance of the difference, then I can't help you.
    Why do you hate REAL football?

    Round robin, home and away. 3 points for a win and 1 for a draw. Goal differential to break ties in standings. Promotion and relegation. No playoffs.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    As retarded as having a committee full of dipshits is, everything has been fine since the playoff began.

    A 91 redux would be awful. As great as 2000 was, I would have rather watched my DAWGS play in a four team playoff with a shot at the natty.

    I want to see my DAWGS play Bama, FSU, Clemson, Oklahoma, etc than the Rose Bowl.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137

    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but what the fuck are you doing still taking classes?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.

    Remind me to hit you up the next time I need some citrus. You have all the orange slices I need.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but what the fuck are you doing still taking classes?
    Maybe he's a lifelong learner? Ever think of that?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleJ said:

    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but what the fuck are you doing still taking classes?
    Maybe he's a lifelong learner? Ever think of that?
    All special educations matter.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    PurpleJ said:

    Remind me not to take probability classes from you guys.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but what the fuck are you doing still taking classes?
    Maybe he's a lifelong learner? Ever think of that?
    After my accident, my prostitution career was derailed, so I am thinking about switching over to accounting. People like gay accountants. We are fastidious, but fun!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Since when? Says who?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Since when? Says who?
    Say WHO say WHAT?









    DAWG sense
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    The Helms Foundation wants you to fuck off.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    edited November 2016

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Also, wrong.

    Until there's a unified natty awarded by the NCAA like in basketball there will be however many national champions as there are polls.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Also, wrong.

    Until there's a unified natty awarded by the NCAA like in basketball there will be however many national champions as there are polls.
    Only one matters now.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Also, wrong.

    Until there's a unified natty awarded by the NCAA like in basketball there will be however many national champions as there are polls.
    Only one matters now.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Also, wrong.

    Until there's a unified natty awarded by the NCAA like in basketball there will be however many national champions as there are polls.
    Only one matters now.
    Which is why I was talking about '91, dickwad.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    PurpleJ said:

    Fuck the playoff unless you are gonna do a 16 team playoff with automatic bids for major conference champs. That's fucking dumb, though.

    Give me back the old bowl system. I don't care if there's 30 bowls or not. Just let me watch my DAWGS play in the Rose Bowl against the Big 10(?) champs.

    Then we can debate all offseason who the REAL champ is if we end up being undefeated, and teams can go back to having real OOC schedules as they won't be worried about fucking up their playoff chances with a single loss.

    FMFYFE

    The quest for an undisputed champ is ruining college football. Get the fuck off my lawn!

    No then you get shit like 1991, where UW and Miami shared a national title.

    Sharing is loser talk
    It's not sharing. They each won a whole fucking natty.

    I'm sorry you can't understand that concept.
    Not the case. There is only one national championship.
    Also, wrong.

    Until there's a unified natty awarded by the NCAA like in basketball there will be however many national champions as there are polls.
    Only one matters now.
    Which is why I was talking about '91, dickwad.
    That national championship was split in equal halves
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    This is a dick measuring contest that could go on for 5 more pages. I have a tape measure.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    This is a dick measuring contest that could go on for 5 more pages. I have a tape measure.

    Only the first 6 pages are consensual.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I just took a big ass shit. FYI
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    I just took a big ass shit. FYI

    I TAKNG DMUP
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    It was like there was a regular shit in my normal shit holding area (colon? I'm no medical expert), but then there was like an extra skinny long shit that was packed up into my intestines or something that came out on top. I use a squatty potty so there won't be leftovers. Been getting some good results with that. Highly recommend.