Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Nailed it. There are better job out there but not if UW is rolling. You get UW rolling and this job, while not a blue blood, is on par with anything if you consider location, setting, resources, fanbase, academis, etc. Only place it can be a little tougher is recruiting but Pete is doing great there already...and win a couple Rose Bowls and Pete will be straight ballin' on the trail. Finally, if Pete wins we will pay him whatever he wants unless @Cohen12 is retarded because every game will be a sellout and money won't be a problem.
He's sticking around longer than Whittingham is at your shitty high school stadium, that's for sure.
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It must be nice being spared the ravages in intelligence.
Are you kidding me? He has already gotten into it with the AD over assistant salaries, etc. Then your stadium is small enough to be embarrassing to the Pac 12, which is quite an achievement. He's already been in rumors with USC if they fire Helton. You are not, and never will be, a destination school.
If Oregon and Phil comes calling he is fucking gone before you can chug your next 2% beer.
You're very late regarding the USC situation. It's rumored that he has turned it down twice. He also turned down Tennessee in 2009.
Our stadium is a beautiful place to take in a game. Size will come, money is better spent elsewhere to make our programs competitive in the Pac-12. (like salaries, just to name one of a zillion of our needs)
Holy fuck, Oot POTD. He is gone when a real program comes knocking. He isn't getting the skill guys he needs at your school.
Not that I have a doog in this fight, but a real program has come knocking. USC did talk to him, seriously, a few years back, if SC poosters are to be believed.
That rumor was probably before him getting into it w/ the AD for being unwilling to pay assistants. If USC comes again or Oregon comes, he is gone. He can't get the skill guys he needs to stick to Utah. Fuck, Sidney Jones flipped on a dime to us. Utah is not a destination job, and not equipped to win the conference, and he knows it.
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
He's sticking around longer than Whittingham is at your shitty high school stadium, that's for sure.
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It must be nice being spared the ravages in intelligence.
Are you kidding me? He has already gotten into it with the AD over assistant salaries, etc. Then your stadium is small enough to be embarrassing to the Pac 12, which is quite an achievement. He's already been in rumors with USC if they fire Helton. You are not, and never will be, a destination school.
If Oregon and Phil comes calling he is fucking gone before you can chug your next 2% beer.
You're very late regarding the USC situation. It's rumored that he has turned it down twice. He also turned down Tennessee in 2009.
Our stadium is a beautiful place to take in a game. Size will come, money is better spent elsewhere to make our programs competitive in the Pac-12. (like salaries, just to name one of a zillion of our needs)
Holy fuck, Oot POTD. He is gone when a real program comes knocking. He isn't getting the skill guys he needs at your school.
Not that I have a doog in this fight, but a real program has come knocking. USC did talk to him, seriously, a few years back, if SC poosters are to be believed.
That rumor was probably before him getting into it w/ the AD for being unwilling to pay assistants. If USC comes again or Oregon comes, he is gone. He can't get the skill guys he needs to stick to Utah. Fuck, Sidney Jones flipped on a dime to us. Utah is not a destination job, and not equipped to win the conference, and he knows it.
The latest USC rumor was LAST YEAR. Whitt got into it with the AD over salaries after back to back 7 loss seasons ending in 2013. Everyone agreed with our AD! Sitake left for OSU and no one cried. Skill guys? I lost count how many DBs we have in the NFL. True, we need more on offense but some are here already.
What's your fucking grind anyway? I ask a question about Peterson and you're off on some dick measuring stadium size argument and 2% beer?
He's sticking around longer than Whittingham is at your shitty high school stadium, that's for sure.
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It must be nice being spared the ravages in intelligence.
Are you kidding me? He has already gotten into it with the AD over assistant salaries, etc. Then your stadium is small enough to be embarrassing to the Pac 12, which is quite an achievement. He's already been in rumors with USC if they fire Helton. You are not, and never will be, a destination school.
If Oregon and Phil comes calling he is fucking gone before you can chug your next 2% beer.
You're very late regarding the USC situation. It's rumored that he has turned it down twice. He also turned down Tennessee in 2009.
Our stadium is a beautiful place to take in a game. Size will come, money is better spent elsewhere to make our programs competitive in the Pac-12. (like salaries, just to name one of a zillion of our needs)
Holy fuck, Oot POTD. He is gone when a real program comes knocking. He isn't getting the skill guys he needs at your school.
Not that I have a doog in this fight, but a real program has come knocking. USC did talk to him, seriously, a few years back, if SC poosters are to be believed.
That rumor was probably before him getting into it w/ the AD for being unwilling to pay assistants. If USC comes again or Oregon comes, he is gone. He can't get the skill guys he needs to stick to Utah. Fuck, Sidney Jones flipped on a dime to us. Utah is not a destination job, and not equipped to win the conference, and he knows it.
And he may not have wanted to step into a high-profile mess that was USC under Haden. But still, a real program did come knocking, and he reportedly said no.
He's been HC at Utah for 12 years, 6 of which were in the Pac-12, he has a .678 overall winning percentage and four 10-win seasons under his belt, and you think he's never entertained offers from a real program? I'm inclined to think that he actually likes being HC at Utah. Then again, I didn't see Petersen leaving BSU, but I think that was a function of his P5 dream job opening up.
He's sticking around longer than Whittingham is at your shitty high school stadium, that's for sure.
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It must be nice being spared the ravages in intelligence.
Are you kidding me? He has already gotten into it with the AD over assistant salaries, etc. Then your stadium is small enough to be embarrassing to the Pac 12, which is quite an achievement. He's already been in rumors with USC if they fire Helton. You are not, and never will be, a destination school.
If Oregon and Phil comes calling he is fucking gone before you can chug your next 2% beer.
You're very late regarding the USC situation. It's rumored that he has turned it down twice. He also turned down Tennessee in 2009.
Our stadium is a beautiful place to take in a game. Size will come, money is better spent elsewhere to make our programs competitive in the Pac-12. (like salaries, just to name one of a zillion of our needs)
Holy fuck, Oot POTD. He is gone when a real program comes knocking. He isn't getting the skill guys he needs at your school.
Not that I have a doog in this fight, but a real program has come knocking. USC did talk to him, seriously, a few years back, if SC poosters are to be believed.
That rumor was probably before him getting into it w/ the AD for being unwilling to pay assistants. If USC comes again or Oregon comes, he is gone. He can't get the skill guys he needs to stick to Utah. Fuck, Sidney Jones flipped on a dime to us. Utah is not a destination job, and not equipped to win the conference, and he knows it.
And he may not have wanted to step into a high-profile mess that was USC under Haden. But still, a real program did come knocking, and he reportedly said no.
He's been HC at Utah for 12 years, 6 of which were in the Pac-12, he has a .678 overall winning percentage and four 10-win seasons under his belt, and you think he's never entertained offers from a real program? I'm inclined to think that he actually likes being HC at Utah. Then again, I didn't see Petersen leaving BSU, but I think that was a function of his P5 dream job opening up.
If Oregon comes, he's gone. Utah's offense has been pedestrian for the entirety of his p12 tenure, it's never going to improve, and he knows it. As Washington has shown, you need an explosive offense to go along with your defense. He's not stupid, he knows he needs to get that skill at some other school because that kind of personnel is not going to the fucking state of Utah.
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
No thanks for my angry drunken replies?
Maybe you should finish out the day on that 2% beer.
He's sticking around longer than Whittingham is at your shitty high school stadium, that's for sure.
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It must be nice being spared the ravages in intelligence.
Are you kidding me? He has already gotten into it with the AD over assistant salaries, etc. Then your stadium is small enough to be embarrassing to the Pac 12, which is quite an achievement. He's already been in rumors with USC if they fire Helton. You are not, and never will be, a destination school.
If Oregon and Phil comes calling he is fucking gone before you can chug your next 2% beer.
You're very late regarding the USC situation. It's rumored that he has turned it down twice. He also turned down Tennessee in 2009.
Our stadium is a beautiful place to take in a game. Size will come, money is better spent elsewhere to make our programs competitive in the Pac-12. (like salaries, just to name one of a zillion of our needs)
Holy fuck, Oot POTD. He is gone when a real program comes knocking. He isn't getting the skill guys he needs at your school.
Not that I have a doog in this fight, but a real program has come knocking. USC did talk to him, seriously, a few years back, if SC poosters are to be believed.
That rumor was probably before him getting into it w/ the AD for being unwilling to pay assistants. If USC comes again or Oregon comes, he is gone. He can't get the skill guys he needs to stick to Utah. Fuck, Sidney Jones flipped on a dime to us. Utah is not a destination job, and not equipped to win the conference, and he knows it.
The latest USC rumor was LAST YEAR. Whitt got into it with the AD over salaries after back to back 7 loss seasons ending in 2013. Everyone agreed with our AD! Sitake left for OSU and no one cried. Skill guys? I lost count how many DBs we have in the NFL. True, we need more on offense but some are here already.
What's your fucking grind anyway? I ask a question about Peterson and you're off on some dick measuring stadium size argument and 2% beer?
Huh? This is the perfect thread to bring up the fact that Joseph Rice Smith stadium is an embarrassment to the conference, your faggot black helmets and mountain range uniforms are an embarrassment to the conference (and we have Oregon's jerseys already to be shameful of), your 2% beer is an embarrassment to America, and your offense is an embarrassment to yourself. Whittingham himself knows all of this. Better hope that Oregon doesn't come knocking, or else you'll be joining Arizona soon.
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
No thanks for my angry drunken replies?
Maybe you should finish out the day on that 2% beer.
Where I live, I would be arrested for drinking that trash piss.
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
Dennis short changed you a bit as I'm sure he was thinking about the jobs Pete would leave for ... but there are some jobs that would be considered at least on par to the UW job or comparable to schools that he had included
Nebraska Michigan St Georgia Texas A&M
And just to troll me, I guarantee you he included Baylor and didn't include TCU
Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10 USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about. UCLA - lol. NOGAF. Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10 Michigan - great job. Probably won't open any time soon. Ohio State - see Michigan. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though. Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE. Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy. Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12 Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times. Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit. Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods. Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation. LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time. Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values. Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach. Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia. Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.
Wow, thank you for the nice, well thought out reply.
Dennis short changed you a bit as I'm sure he was thinking about the jobs Pete would leave for ... but there are some jobs that would be considered at least on par to the UW job or comparable to schools that he had included
Nebraska - Discussed it. Michigan St - Yeah, great to be the little brother in a state where the big brother doesn't even consider you a rival. Georgia - I should've put this one in there. Basically a mediocre university in a pretty cool place. Insane competition for recruits, winning 10 games a year isn't good enough. Like the inferior TX. He won't leave for UGA. Texas A&M - Fuck Aggy. He's not going to be a cult leader of rigid white people. Even though, he's sort of a cult leader and a rigid white person.
And just to troll me, I guarantee you he included Baylor and didn't include TCU BINGO
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Whitt got into it with the AD over salaries after back to back 7 loss seasons ending in 2013. Everyone agreed with our AD! Sitake left for OSU and no one cried. Skill guys? I lost count how many DBs we have in the NFL. True, we need more on offense but some are here already.
What's your fucking grind anyway? I ask a question about Peterson and you're off on some dick measuring stadium size argument and 2% beer?
He's been HC at Utah for 12 years, 6 of which were in the Pac-12, he has a .678 overall winning percentage and four 10-win seasons under his belt, and you think he's never entertained offers from a real program? I'm inclined to think that he actually likes being HC at Utah. Then again, I didn't see Petersen leaving BSU, but I think that was a function of his P5 dream job opening up.
seriously wtf can't they ever field 1 decent fucking qb
Always just a shit quarterback and a decent rb they grind into mush by the end of the season.
Nebraska
Michigan St
Georgia
Texas A&M
And just to troll me, I guarantee you he included Baylor and didn't include TCU