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Confessions of a doog

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  • fauxdawgman
    fauxdawgman Member Posts: 222
    thanks for reading ;)
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    I drunkenly stumbled out of Martin Stadium after losing the 2008 Apple Cup and ran into Mark Emmert on the street. I sarcastically thanked him for the shit season then started yelling "Hire More, hire Mora, hire Mora" etc. He legitimately looked scared, but to be fair, looking back with a sober mind I'm not 100% positive it was him.

    My sin #1: I thought we won the natty in the offseason from 2008-2013 circa SARK ERA
    sin #2: My nanny in 4th grade worked at Joey's during the sark regime :wink: fun times
    Sin #3: I thought Sark was our Joseph Smith

    Oh and i also skipped recess in 5th to listen to the dawgman radio show on NSD #LITTLEDOOG then i grew up and realized how much of weirdo Kim is
    Disagree.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858
    edited December 2016
    I was there to cheer "one more year" when Locker destroyed Cal. I gave Sark a chance....never liked Ty. There was a small window that I thought Oregon might actually receive the death penalty, and was happy about it.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    I took over the Groz's show in South Bend before the 2004 game with a Go Huskies chant ...

    His producer came up afterwards to tell me that that was his best segment in a while
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098


    @MrsPetersen?? True??!!??

    Absolutely not

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    It was Sark crap ... you were in Boise most likely at the time
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

    I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.

    I would try to forget that too.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    I believed all the bullshit Dawgman insiders fed me. I wasn't upset Ty got year 5. I went to the Dub Pub just to catch a glimpse of Jen's tits. She wasn't there but there was another waitress there with big sloppy tits. Hence, sloppy tits came to life. I watched the fax machine multiple years. I was bummed Pete didn't have one. I thought we were back before Jake ever started a game. I might be down to fuck his mom. Looks like a good kisser. I haven't been banned from dawgman. I'm white but also black or Native American. But I'm so white that I have no fucking idea if I'm black or Native American. Hoping for abundance. I thought aemery posts were a special treat. I thought that sometimes it is ok to be second in recruiting. The publicity mattered. Turns out I was right but not in a good way. If you come in second place to often then the are a loser. Fuck! I used to post on coogfan as a friendly dawg. Ha! I became sort of friends with Jim Moore. I believed Kim was a good guy. Thanks Derek. I bought a beat Oregon nothing else matters shirt from the Duchess. This is exhausting. I thought Exklund actually knew something. Fuck I'm done.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,672 Founders Club
    I thought WSU reject Carl Bonnell would make a difference
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    I thought Petersen could put the fence back up.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Gladstone said:

    I thought Petersen could put the fence back up.

    @Dennis_DeYoung warned everybody about this a LONG time ago
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    Penace said:

    On Doogman circa 2011 I made a poast which included the opinion that Court Dennison was the worst LB in Husky historty.

    The next morning I woke up and on My facebook had a nasty, threatening message from...court dennison.

    He somehow used my DM handle (Penace) and found me on facebook. He called me a piece of shit and that he wanted to fight me. I told him if he did make sure to bring Chris Izbicki as I could certainly beat him up.

    Long story short we ended up speaking on the phone for about an hour with him sniveling and whining that he wasnt a bad kid and did I really think he sucked? I didnt have the heart to tell the fragile boi that he infact did suck, terribly so.

    I mollycoddled the lad and assured him that he was "OK"

    pics?
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    TTJ said:

    Dugdawg said:

    I started buying season tickets in 1992. This whole thing is my fault.

    I actually haven't missed a home game since the start of the '93 season. So I may be more to blame than you.

    And although I hated the Sark hire, I got completely got swept up in the "moral victory" talk after that opening loss to LSU. And the USC win. And the St. Tosh Day Massacre.
    2 games since '96. Once I was in a wedding (they got divorced like 4 years later) and the other was Dad's weekend at WSU and I had missed the previous year and made my daughter cry.

    FYFMFE
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    dnc said:

    Back in my early-Doog days I once thought Fleenor and AANDY were insiders who had all the super-secret info.

    Then I realized they were full of shit.

    Now I've made it my lot in life to discredit them whenever their names come up.

    Did you get crazy in chat?
    One of the original members of the original Roommate Radio.
    #RIP
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    I once thought Cameron van Winkle Randy Jones was going to be a good kicker.

  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    I have a cuog handle on the cuog boards that I occasionally use to post sad-but-true statements to make them all sad.

    XTerraCoug?
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,672 Founders Club
    I thought Keauntea Bankhead would be the next great husky safety
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    AlCzervik said:

    I've been on Doogman for over seven yearw Pumpy and I share my account with another guy.

    Nominated
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,670 Swaye's Wigwam
    This thread is pretty fun. It's so long now I can't remember if I already posted my confession. Here are a few things I haven't selectively forgotten:

    I stayed quiet but was cautiously optimistic about Gilby and Ty when first hired.

    I kinda bought in to the Gilby undefeated hype stirred up by Samek.

    I thought president Emmert was going to be good for the program.

    I did speak up in defense of Ty in years 1-2 when his louder critics hammered on things that didn't seem justified. One example would be his shit canning Hemphill and Braunstein, both of whom sucked so I was right. Still doogish.

    I thought UW might hire Herm Edwards.

    I liked Locker and made excuses for him, same as I did for Stanback.

    I got excited about what I saw in Sark's first game against LSU...classic moral victory.

    I thought keeping Wilcox and the rest of the staff might be a good idea when Sark left.

    I thought we might have a chance against Oregon EVERY year during the streak.

    I'm sure there were plenty of others.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Penace said:

    On Doogman circa 2011 I made a poast which included the opinion that Court Dennison was the worst LB in Husky historty.

    The next morning I woke up and on My facebook had a nasty, threatening message from...court dennison.

    He somehow used my DM handle (Penace) and found me on facebook. He called me a piece of shit and that he wanted to fight me. I told him if he did make sure to bring Chris Izbicki as I could certainly beat him up.

    Long story short we ended up speaking on the phone for about an hour with him sniveling and whining that he wasnt a bad kid and did I really think he sucked? I didnt have the heart to tell the fragile boi that he infact did suck, terribly so.

    I mollycoddled the lad and assured him that he was "OK"

    IT's sad when fake news infiltrates a site as pure and noble as this one.