I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.
I got there "late" and realized I didn't miss anything ... I think both Pepsi and I wanted to run into oncoming traffic after watching KJV be KJV live and in person
Did you see waitress Jen and her sloppy tits?
They were large. And sloppy. She is mediocre looking at best. When you're drunk.
Yeah she's about a five. I never got what the big deal was about her (except for Fetters, he'd give up McDonald's and donuts for six months for a hand job from a five).
I was severely jimmies rustled by Mello often on Bobsblog.
I hugged Greg Carothers when we rushed (I like to call it that) the field at Martin Stadium in '02. He did not reciprocate.
I watched the live feed of the fax machine on LOI day.
I talked shit off season while making a reservation at a hotel in Pullman and was given a Bob Robertson themed room. I remember reading one particular piece of memorabilia, a player quote, which read "You're born, you play the Huskies, and you die."
I stood the whole game.
I also listened to the Honks and hate mailed Jim Moore.
I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.
This is the worst confession of all. Even as someone who lived out of state and out of country from 91-07, I was never so desperate for anything UW football to go to a Dawgman event.
In my defense, my buddy and I just kept to ourselves and made fun of everyone else. I realized about 10 seconds in that I'd made a poor life choice. It was a lot of fun making fun of all the basement dwelling loosers there tho. It was a veritable gaggle of faggots, if you will. There was this one queer in a TCU hat. The guy just wouldn't, or couldn't, shut the fuck up. All the guys at his table were rolling their eyes and trying to dig their eardrums out with steak knives. It was really strange.
This was the exact scenario for me as well. Standing outside to get in I realized the mistake I made and just made fun of people with @Tequilla, and another friend. Luckily my girlfriend at the time didn't leave me, that was the biggest mistake, we are now married (Although I believe it was her idea to go). So I got that going for me.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there.
I called into 1080 The Fan to say they should fire Rick for lying about 49ers job. Not verbatim but " this is a fantastic job...if he doesnt want to be here....screw 'em."
I thought Cal fans were full of shit about Gilby.
I almost....almost....got a "Bark for Sark" shirt. I told Nick Holt at Picture Day that my 4 month old was ready to commit.
I tnought beating Aaron Corp and SC was our "we're back" moment.
I watch the 70-21 UO beatdown every Sunday morning....wait.
I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.
This is the worst confession of all. Even as someone who lived out of state and out of country from 91-07, I was never so desperate for anything UW football to go to a Dawgman event.
In my defense, my buddy and I just kept to ourselves and made fun of everyone else. I realized about 10 seconds in that I'd made a poor life choice. It was a lot of fun making fun of all the basement dwelling loosers there tho. It was a veritable gaggle of faggots, if you will. There was this one queer in a TCU hat. The guy just wouldn't, or couldn't, shut the fuck up. All the guys at his table were rolling their eyes and trying to dig their eardrums out with steak knives. It was really strange.
This was the exact scenario for me as well. Standing outside to get in I realized the mistake I made and just made fun of people with @Tequilla, and another friend. Luckily my girlfriend at the time didn't leave me, that was the biggest mistake, we are now married (Although I believe it was her idea to go). So I got that going for me.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there.
I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.
This is the worst confession of all. Even as someone who lived out of state and out of country from 91-07, I was never so desperate for anything UW football to go to a Dawgman event.
In my defense, my buddy and I just kept to ourselves and made fun of everyone else. I realized about 10 seconds in that I'd made a poor life choice. It was a lot of fun making fun of all the basement dwelling loosers there tho. It was a veritable gaggle of faggots, if you will. There was this one queer in a TCU hat. The guy just wouldn't, or couldn't, shut the fuck up. All the guys at his table were rolling their eyes and trying to dig their eardrums out with steak knives. It was really strange.
This was the exact scenario for me as well. Standing outside to get in I realized the mistake I made and just made fun of people with @Tequilla, and another friend. Luckily my girlfriend at the time didn't leave me, that was the biggest mistake, we are now married (Although I believe it was her idea to go). So I got that going for me.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there.
I drunkenly stumbled out of Martin Stadium after losing the 2008 Apple Cup and ran into Mark Emmert on the street. I sarcastically thanked him for the shit season then started yelling "Hire More, hire Mora, hire Mora" etc. He legitimately looked scared, but to be fair, looking back with a sober mind I'm not 100% positive it was him.
My sin #1: I thought we won the natty in the offseason from 2008-2013 circa SARK ERA sin #2: My nanny in 4th grade worked at Joey's during the sark regime fun times Sin #3: I thought Sark was our Joseph Smith
Oh and i also skipped recess in 5th to listen to the dawgman radio show on NSD #LITTLEDOOG then i grew up and realized how much of weirdo Kim is
I was there to cheer "one more year" when Locker destroyed Cal. I gave Sark a chance....never liked Ty. There was a small window that I thought Oregon might actually receive the death penalty, and was happy about it.
Well not sure there is a better way to introduce myself to the message board than to confess my sins. I have a lot of them so I hope you will be Nebraska classy with me (only inside joke I get).
1) I was at the UW NC State basketball game when Willingham was announced and when he started barking I almost jizzed myself.
2) I went to college on the east coast and told all my friends who though UW was trash after Locker beat Syracuse that we were back
3) I thought Nick Montana would be good and I believed Sark when he said James Atoe was a future first round draft pick.
4) I have been to a UW Dawgman signing day event at that shitty bar in Kirkland. Watching Grinolds tbs so hard live was weird as fuck.
5) My Dawgman account has not been banned
6) Called my dad the other day when Gonzaga was boat racing us and said do you think Romar should be fired now? His response was hang up so I can watch us come back and how can we fire him with such a good class coming in. I know, doog blood runs through my veins.
I believed all the bullshit Dawgman insiders fed me. I wasn't upset Ty got year 5. I went to the Dub Pub just to catch a glimpse of Jen's tits. She wasn't there but there was another waitress there with big sloppy tits. Hence, sloppy tits came to life. I watched the fax machine multiple years. I was bummed Pete didn't have one. I thought we were back before Jake ever started a game. I might be down to fuck his mom. Looks like a good kisser. I haven't been banned from dawgman. I'm white but also black or Native American. But I'm so white that I have no fucking idea if I'm black or Native American. Hoping for abundance. I thought aemery posts were a special treat. I thought that sometimes it is ok to be second in recruiting. The publicity mattered. Turns out I was right but not in a good way. If you come in second place to often then the are a loser. Fuck! I used to post on coogfan as a friendly dawg. Ha! I became sort of friends with Jim Moore. I believed Kim was a good guy. Thanks Derek. I bought a beat Oregon nothing else matters shirt from the Duchess. This is exhausting. I thought Exklund actually knew something. Fuck I'm done.
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I hugged Greg Carothers when we rushed (I like to call it that) the field at Martin Stadium in '02. He did not reciprocate.
I watched the live feed of the fax machine on LOI day.
I talked shit off season while making a reservation at a hotel in Pullman and was given a Bob Robertson themed room. I remember reading one particular piece of memorabilia, a player quote, which read "You're born, you play the Huskies, and you die."
I stood the whole game.
I also listened to the Honks and hate mailed Jim Moore.
Forgive me, Allah.
Jesus. You had it bad.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there.
I thought Cal fans were full of shit about Gilby.
I almost....almost....got a "Bark for Sark" shirt. I told Nick Holt at Picture Day that my 4 month old was ready to commit.
I tnought beating Aaron Corp and SC was our "we're back" moment.
I watch the 70-21 UO beatdown every Sunday morning....wait.
His producer came up afterwards to tell me that that was his best segment in a while
For those who aren't familiar, Allen Wallace was the editor of the original TBS magazine SuperPrep.
He rightfully tore meva new asshole
1) I was at the UW NC State basketball game when Willingham was announced and when he started barking I almost jizzed myself.
2) I went to college on the east coast and told all my friends who though UW was trash after Locker beat Syracuse that we were back
3) I thought Nick Montana would be good and I believed Sark when he said James Atoe was a future first round draft pick.
4) I have been to a UW Dawgman signing day event at that shitty bar in Kirkland. Watching Grinolds tbs so hard live was weird as fuck.
5) My Dawgman account has not been banned
6) Called my dad the other day when Gonzaga was boat racing us and said do you think Romar should be fired now? His response was hang up so I can watch us come back and how can we fire him with such a good class coming in. I know, doog blood runs through my veins.
I don't know how to change my avatar picture.
Forgive me allah for I have sinned.