Let me tell you about my boner.
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Swaye said:
It was before we met.dnc said:
hurtfulSwaye said:
I already knew a lot.PurpleBaze said:
Glad to find out so much about dflea's dick.dflea said:Coach Pete has given me a woodrow that just won't go away and now I'm wondering if I should call my doctor because my dick's been hard for way more than 4 hours.
It started with the dismantling of Stanford - a team that has been ass raping us for years, and showing us what kind of football UW should be playing. We ? straight up buttfucked them, and Coach Pete apologized to their coach for the pounding - after the Cardinal ass was already plowed and bleeding.
The shut down of the the media talking heads bullshit? Fantastic.
The way he seems to be getting the team prepared for their next game rather than grab-assing and talking bullshit about house money and ripping it? Raging wood.
There hasn't been a UO game in over a decade that I had any confidence going into - until this one. This game looks like it could be the next step to being a program other teams should be afraid to face................and that is enough to make my sticker peck up.
Sure, I've been drinking. But this time, it's a celebration style pounding of beers, rather than trying to drink away some disgraceful bullshit game that left me feeling gutted.
I'm going to go fish on Saturday, and bash in the heads of a couple silvers in hopes that Azeem and company will bash in the heads of whichever Ducks cross their paths that day. If my dick stays hard for another week and has to be amputated, so be it. The Ducks must be destroyed, and I actually think it will happen this time.
If it doesn't, all you fuckers can blame me for posting this worthless, bullshit thread and I'll go drown myself in the Wishkah after I cut my dick off with a chain saw.
My dick isn't wrong very often. In fact, I can't think of one time it was wrong. I have faith in it.
It's been a reliable dick, and I believe it will be right again this time.
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Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys arouse me.
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Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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unfrozencaveman said:
Whatever floats your boat PurpleReign. Just watch out for your cornhole budPurpleReign said:Is it wrong that I really want to see how the first donkey video ended?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_caseunfrozencaveman said:
Whatever floats your boat PurpleReign. Just watch out for your cornhole budPurpleReign said:Is it wrong that I really want to see how the first donkey video ended?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Oh ok.Swaye said:
It was before we met.dnc said:
hurtfulSwaye said:
I already knew a lot.PurpleBaze said:
Glad to find out so much about dflea's dick.dflea said:Coach Pete has given me a woodrow that just won't go away and now I'm wondering if I should call my doctor because my dick's been hard for way more than 4 hours.
It started with the dismantling of Stanford - a team that has been ass raping us for years, and showing us what kind of football UW should be playing. We ? straight up buttfucked them, and Coach Pete apologized to their coach for the pounding - after the Cardinal ass was already plowed and bleeding.
The shut down of the the media talking heads bullshit? Fantastic.
The way he seems to be getting the team prepared for their next game rather than grab-assing and talking bullshit about house money and ripping it? Raging wood.
There hasn't been a UO game in over a decade that I had any confidence going into - until this one. This game looks like it could be the next step to being a program other teams should be afraid to face................and that is enough to make my sticker peck up.
Sure, I've been drinking. But this time, it's a celebration style pounding of beers, rather than trying to drink away some disgraceful bullshit game that left me feeling gutted.
I'm going to go fish on Saturday, and bash in the heads of a couple silvers in hopes that Azeem and company will bash in the heads of whichever Ducks cross their paths that day. If my dick stays hard for another week and has to be amputated, so be it. The Ducks must be destroyed, and I actually think it will happen this time.
If it doesn't, all you fuckers can blame me for posting this worthless, bullshit thread and I'll go drown myself in the Wishkah after I cut my dick off with a chain saw.
My dick isn't wrong very often. In fact, I can't think of one time it was wrong. I have faith in it.
It's been a reliable dick, and I believe it will be right again this time. -
Yeah yeah me too. And I only suck dick so I know how gay you guys are for sucking dick. Faggots.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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Care to post a pup homo fantasy? You are entering cockus territory. We all know how that ended up. You don't want puppy to drop the hammer South sounder.PurpleJ said:
Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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This thread is worthless without
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It's been a while since my boner got this much attention............from other people, not me.
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Your welcomed...dflea said:It's been a while since my boner got this much attention............from other people, not me.
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You don't have a hammer to drop you sniveling whiny cunt.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Care to post a pup homo fantasy? You are entering cockus territory. We all know how that ended up. You don't want puppy to drop the hammer South sounder.PurpleJ said:
Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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Nacho youve been good and quiet. Don't get all uppity or I'll drop the hammer on you as well. What's up with yous lately? Don't speak unless spoken too. Thought your wives made that clear? J, you get a pass for being alone:)CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You don't have a hammer to drop you sniveling whiny cunt.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Care to post a pup homo fantasy? You are entering cockus territory. We all know how that ended up. You don't want puppy to drop the hammer South sounder.PurpleJ said:
Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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This is the best thread title.
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Is it wrong that for some reason im slightly aroused?
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Incredibly wrong.backthepack said:Is it wrong that for some reason im slightly aroused?
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@PurpleThrobberdnc said:
Incredibly wrong.backthepack said:Is it wrong that for some reason im slightly aroused?
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Let me remind you that you're a sniveling fucking cunt who doesn't have a hammer to yield.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Nacho youve been good and quiet. Don't get all uppity or I'll drop the hammer on you as well. What's up with yous lately? Don't speak unless spoken too. Thought your wives made that clear? J, you get a pass for being alone:)CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You don't have a hammer to drop you sniveling whiny cunt.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Care to post a pup homo fantasy? You are entering cockus territory. We all know how that ended up. You don't want puppy to drop the hammer South sounder.PurpleJ said:
Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...puppylove_sugarsteel said:Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.
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