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Let me tell you about my boner.

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  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam
    I call bullshit.

    You had to get a boner after seeing that video of Peterman telling Fatters to fuck off for asking a stupid question in the poast-game presser.

    Shit like that is way more arousing than a kickass Sark presser.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    What's that green puss coming out the end?
  • PatHadenFSPatHadenFS Member Posts: 542
    edited October 2016
    In addition to being off-season national champs, UW is clearly winning the Oregon Week championship.
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 33,080 Standard Supporter

    dflea said:

    Coach Pete has given me a woodrow that just won't go away and now I'm wondering if I should call my doctor because my dick's been hard for way more than 4 hours.

    It started with the dismantling of Stanford - a team that has been ass raping us for years, and showing us what kind of football UW should be playing. We ? straight up buttfucked them, and Coach Pete apologized to their coach for the pounding - after the Cardinal ass was already plowed and bleeding.

    The shut down of the the media talking heads bullshit? Fantastic.

    The way he seems to be getting the team prepared for their next game rather than grab-assing and talking bullshit about house money and ripping it? Raging wood.

    There hasn't been a UO game in over a decade that I had any confidence going into - until this one. This game looks like it could be the next step to being a program other teams should be afraid to face................and that is enough to make my sticker peck up.

    Sure, I've been drinking. But this time, it's a celebration style pounding of beers, rather than trying to drink away some disgraceful bullshit game that left me feeling gutted.

    I'm going to go fish on Saturday, and bash in the heads of a couple silvers in hopes that Azeem and company will bash in the heads of whichever Ducks cross their paths that day. If my dick stays hard for another week and has to be amputated, so be it. The Ducks must be destroyed, and I actually think it will happen this time.

    If it doesn't, all you fuckers can blame me for posting this worthless, bullshit thread and I'll go drown myself in the Wishkah after I cut my dick off with a chain saw.

    My dick isn't wrong very often. In fact, I can't think of one time it was wrong. I have faith in it.

    It's been a reliable dick, and I believe it will be right again this time.

    Glad to find out so much about dflea's dick.
    Although I am a little concerned about his interest in mine!
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,946
    I missed this one. Must've been on hiatus. Unlike you, flea, to go Tequilla on a poast.

    You're at your best with brevity and hostility. This poast makes you sound like a fag.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Coach Pete has given me a woodrow that just won't go away and now I'm wondering if I should call my doctor because my dick's been hard for way more than 4 hours.

    It started with the dismantling of Stanford - a team that has been ass raping us for years, and showing us what kind of football UW should be playing. We ? straight up buttfucked them, and Coach Pete apologized to their coach for the pounding - after the Cardinal ass was already plowed and bleeding.

    The shut down of the the media talking heads bullshit? Fantastic.

    The way he seems to be getting the team prepared for their next game rather than grab-assing and talking bullshit about house money and ripping it? Raging wood.

    There hasn't been a UO game in over a decade that I had any confidence going into - until this one. This game looks like it could be the next step to being a program other teams should be afraid to face................and that is enough to make my sticker peck up.

    Sure, I've been drinking. But this time, it's a celebration style pounding of beers, rather than trying to drink away some disgraceful bullshit game that left me feeling gutted.

    I'm going to go fish on Saturday, and bash in the heads of a couple silvers in hopes that Azeem and company will bash in the heads of whichever Ducks cross their paths that day. If my dick stays hard for another week and has to be amputated, so be it. The Ducks must be destroyed, and I actually think it will happen this time.

    If it doesn't, all you fuckers can blame me for posting this worthless, bullshit thread and I'll go drown myself in the Wishkah after I cut my dick off with a chain saw.

    My dick isn't wrong very often. In fact, I can't think of one time it was wrong. I have faith in it.

    It's been a reliable dick, and I believe it will be right again this time.

    Glad to find out so much about dflea's dick.
    I already knew a lot.
    hurtful
    It was before we met.
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,839

    Is it wrong that I really want to see how the first donkey video ended?

    Whatever floats your boat PurpleReign. Just watch out for your cornhole bud

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

    Is it wrong that I really want to see how the first donkey video ended?

    Whatever floats your boat PurpleReign. Just watch out for your cornhole bud

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Coach Pete has given me a woodrow that just won't go away and now I'm wondering if I should call my doctor because my dick's been hard for way more than 4 hours.

    It started with the dismantling of Stanford - a team that has been ass raping us for years, and showing us what kind of football UW should be playing. We ? straight up buttfucked them, and Coach Pete apologized to their coach for the pounding - after the Cardinal ass was already plowed and bleeding.

    The shut down of the the media talking heads bullshit? Fantastic.

    The way he seems to be getting the team prepared for their next game rather than grab-assing and talking bullshit about house money and ripping it? Raging wood.

    There hasn't been a UO game in over a decade that I had any confidence going into - until this one. This game looks like it could be the next step to being a program other teams should be afraid to face................and that is enough to make my sticker peck up.

    Sure, I've been drinking. But this time, it's a celebration style pounding of beers, rather than trying to drink away some disgraceful bullshit game that left me feeling gutted.

    I'm going to go fish on Saturday, and bash in the heads of a couple silvers in hopes that Azeem and company will bash in the heads of whichever Ducks cross their paths that day. If my dick stays hard for another week and has to be amputated, so be it. The Ducks must be destroyed, and I actually think it will happen this time.

    If it doesn't, all you fuckers can blame me for posting this worthless, bullshit thread and I'll go drown myself in the Wishkah after I cut my dick off with a chain saw.

    My dick isn't wrong very often. In fact, I can't think of one time it was wrong. I have faith in it.

    It's been a reliable dick, and I believe it will be right again this time.

    Glad to find out so much about dflea's dick.
    I already knew a lot.
    hurtful
    It was before we met.
    Oh ok.
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    PurpleJ said:

    Pup hesitated clicking on but had to click on to tell you fags that only a fag would click on this thread, (already excluded myself from u peter-puffers) For the record pup only clicked on to tell you all what a bunch of homo's post on a thread with this header. You guys disgust me.

    Says the guy who constantly posts about his homosexual fantasies...
    Care to post a pup homo fantasy? You are entering cockus territory. We all know how that ended up. You don't want puppy to drop the hammer South sounder.
    .
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,696 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    It's been a while since my boner got this much attention............from other people, not me.


    TYFYS

    Your welcomed...
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