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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    Alexis said:

    Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.

    Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,051 Founders Club
    The grasshopper had more fun than the ant
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,455 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    Alexis said:

    Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.

    Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
    I tried to invest like Swaye but I ended up having to spend too much of my check on emergency room visits.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,254 Standard Supporter

    It's not pressing if it's true.

    ESPN likes creates winners to suit their purposes.

    Water wettens.

    It's not pressing if it's true.

    ESPN likes winners.

    Water wettens.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    It's not pressing if it's true.

    ESPN likes creates winners to suit their purposes.

    Water wettens.

    It's not pressing if it's true.

    ESPN likes winners.

    Water wettens.
    If you don't like the SEC winning games on the field, why do you give a fuck about college football?
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,382
    Alexis said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Alexis said:

    Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.

    Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
    I tried to invest like Swaye but I ended up having to spend too much of my check on emergency room visits.
    If you want to invest like Swaye, advance me $10,000 and I'll help you secure $7 million from a $1.2 billion fortune.