Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.
Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.
Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
I tried to invest like Swaye but I ended up having to spend too much of my check on emergency room visits.
Da fuck is all this stock talk. Whenever I get a check, I immediately put 80% right in my checking account, and 20% right into savings. Then I pay bills and shit with the 80% and blow the 20% on beer. (And maybe pizza). Once the 20% is used up, I take whatever left in the checking, and buy more beer. Fucking foolproof. Works every time and is market crash proof.
Is @Swaye your financial planner? He says diversify with weed and cocaine.
I tried to invest like Swaye but I ended up having to spend too much of my check on emergency room visits.
If you want to invest like Swaye, advance me $10,000 and I'll help you secure $7 million from a $1.2 billion fortune.
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