Don't be a nice guy
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TL;DR: If you have no looks or game, lie your way to smashing vulva. This is a good pro-tipRoadDawg55 said:I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.
If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.
If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.
If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.
If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.
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First thing I tell ladies is that I post on Hardcore Husky.
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What works best for me is using pick-up lines, such as "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies".
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Thanks, Mystery.RoadDawg55 said:I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.
If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.
If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.
If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.
If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.
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I prefer to motorboat down the line until an embrace replaces shoves and slaps. Chatting is for wimps.
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I'll wait to weigh until #oregonrapeeyes weighs in
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Those guys are fags.TurdBuffer said:
Thanks, Mystery.RoadDawg55 said:I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.
If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.
If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.
If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.
If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.
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RoadDawg55 said:
I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.
If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.
If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.
If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.
If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.
Get the point?
Also act like an alpha male, and don't grovel -
You can be a decent person. You just have to be confident and not let women play you.
About 15 years ago I backed off even though this chick was all over me. She had this on again off again boyfriend but when they were together I usually kept my distance. We made out a few times and I could have fucked her a lot but didn't. She dumped him, then started to ignore me, and then dated this other guy. She wasn't really my type anyway but I learned my lesson. Just fucking go for it and get what you can when you can. I guess that's not being a decent person exactly but it beats sitting there with your dick in your hand hoping. -
Short of Autzen parking lot rape, I simply can't fathom NOT trying to get laid at every opportunity.
Nice guy?!?! Fuuuuuck that.
