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Don't be a nice guy

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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,752
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    I shouldn't even contribute to this gay thread, but here it is.

    If you're ugly, but some nice clothes. Lie and say you have some cool job.

    If you're an ugly Arab, say you work in oil.

    If you're a construction worker, say you own a construction business or say it's paying your way through school. Sell the dream.

    If you're a nerd, you were a hacker and apple/Microsoft hired you. You get lucky and take her to your shitty apartment, you say you give all your money to your single, strong independent mother grandma who raised you.

    Get the point?

    Thanks, Mystery.
    Those guys are fags.
    Very much so. As was everything in the Queer Eye era. Almost as gay as now.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,528
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    Sledog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Sledog said:

    Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.

    Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!

    A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is.

    You need to carry a gun to kick serious ass?
    No. They could kick ass but physical ass kicking against armed opponents is a poor strategy. I forgot to mention the obvious trait of intelligence.
    whoooooooooooosh
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