Don't be a nice guy

allpurpleallgold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3fKBBIfaw

PostGameOrangeSlices

Two easy steps for sticking your dick in pussy (or meeting a nice lady, if you're Hondo)

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

ThomasFremont

Note obviously written by a castrated Millennial raised by 2 failure Boomer dads.

Swaye

Whoever wrote this should slam a bucket of kerosene and chase it with a blow torch.

PurpleJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DfTdIH7GbE

Pro tip: If you want sex, be a cocky asshole. If you want a girlfriend, meet the right girl and treat her well. This guy obviously has never had sex, and I think that's what he really wants.

sarktastic

Kid makes a solid case for public school reform.

GrundleStiltzkin

Nice Çenk-roll, dick. The whole thing has me rethinking my unconditional support of free speech.

MisterEm

I'd expect this from ATV, not Mike Jensen.

CuntWaffle

There's a difference between a nice guy and a total tryhard pussy.

Sledog

Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.

Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!

A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is.

GrundleStiltzkin

Hippopeteamus

Sledog said:

Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.

Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!

A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is.

This reminded me of this old naval academy video about dating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU

HuskyJW

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Two easy steps for sticking your dick in pussy (or meeting a nice lady, if you're Hondo)

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

You are quoting the Tom Brady SNL skit about sexual harassment

Dardanus

When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.

priapism

Nice guys want simple, fast commitment, but women want a drawn out psychological challenge from a man -> they seem to like to call it "confidence".

Guy sending 1-4 texts/week > guy sending 100 texts/week.

TurdBomber

My God, how far TYT has fallen. Worse than HuffPo's gutter crap. They used to discuss shit that mattered. Not anymore.

ApostleofGrief

most women want money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough.

TurdBomber

ApostleofGrief said:

most women don't know what the fuck they want. money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough.

ApostleofGrief

TurdBuffer said:

ApostleofGrief said:

most women don't know what the fuck they want. money but also want to be flirty, bitchy, and bossy. the good ones are kind of rare but for some reason harder to fall in love with. The problem with the first type is that there is always some lonely schuck around to fall for her shtick. The good ones don't try hard enough.

OK!

PurpleJ

Most women know what they want. Which is everything.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Sledog said:

Our modern culture has forgotten what a gentleman really is. He's well behaved and mannered, treats people with respect, carries a gun and can kick serious ass.

Gentlemen were always trained from a young age to be warriors, not pussies!

A gentlemen always treats others he encounters as ladies and gentlemen. Not because they are but because he is.

How old are you dude? I think you may be older than my dad..