I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.
Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:
I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.
I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".
Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.
Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.
Drunk posting rulezzz.
I wanna see if I can do my best pumpy impression:
Hey Hazzy, Why don't you nut the fuck up and drink some real beerz like Coors or Miller's. I know for a fact tommy and J are pussy just like you and want a big do me in the azz type beer. As for our DAWQS, if you would bother to pay attention last 3 times to listen to pumpy you'd knew that the only reason we lose is because..excuse...excuse...somethig about sark...excuse...... Don't be a gay fan boy like tommy and his life partner J...listen to pumpy and drinks the fuk up
Stay the fuck out of my wheelhouse, you water brained faggot.
Tommy your wheelhouse is JCPenny's.
Wow! @puppylove_sugarsteel is on his meds today. He poasted (hardy har har), logged out and back in as @yobates, poasted again, logged out and then back as @puppylove_sugarsteel to poast and then repeated to complete the magic with another @yobates poast.
Stay the fuck out of my wheelhouse, you water brained faggot.
Tommy your wheelhouse is JCPenny's.
Wow! @puppylove_sugarsteel is on his meds today. He poasted (hardy har har), logged out and back in as @yobates, poasted again, logged out and then back as @puppylove_sugarsteel to poast and then repeated to complete the magic with another @yobates poast.
Stay the fuck out of my wheelhouse, you water brained faggot.
Tommy your wheelhouse is JCPenny's.
Wow! @puppylove_sugarsteel is on his meds today. He poasted (hardy har har), logged out and back in as @yobates, poasted again, logged out and then back as @puppylove_sugarsteel to poast and then repeated to complete the magic with another @yobates poast.
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FUCKING SPOILED THE MOVIE GOD DAMNIT!!!
Not racially possible.
Pup alt confirmed.
Fucking awesome work by @puppylove_sugarsteel
Puppy good at everything.
One handle logged in in Firefox.
Another logged in in Safari.
Voila.
Or you know in pups case, Netscape and IE. Same concept though.