Easy Way IPA

haie

I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.

Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:

I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.

I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".

Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.

@pupplove_sugarsteel

@steelheader2

Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.

Drunk posting rulezzz.

Dennis_DeYoung

There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

Cheers you fucker.

haie

Dennis_DeYoung said:

There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

Cheers you fucker.

One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.

DerekJohnson

alright you two, get a room already

CuntWaffle

Just needed to post this somewhere

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

haie said:

I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.

Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:

I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.

I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".

Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.

@pupplove_sugarsteel

@steelheader2

Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.

Drunk posting rulezzz.

I think @puppylove_sugarsteel saw his name the first time you wrote it. No need to repeat it.

ThomasFremont

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

haie

ThomasFremont said:

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

haie said:

ThomasFremont said:

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.

GrundleStiltzkin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

haie said:

ThomasFremont said:

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.

TSDSDPOTD

section_332

haie said:

I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.

Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:

I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.

I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".

Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.

@pupplove_sugarsteel

@steelheader2

Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.

Drunk posting rulezzz.

I wanna see if I can do my best pumpy impression:


Hey Hazzy,
Why don't you nut the fuck up and drink some real beerz like Coors or Miller's. I know for a fact tommy and J are pussy just like you and want a big do me in the azz type beer.
As for our DAWQS, if you would bother to pay attention last 3 times to listen to pumpy you'd knew that the only reason we lose is because..excuse...excuse...somethig about sark...excuse......
Don't be a gay fan boy like tommy and his life partner J...listen to pumpy and drinks the fuk up





..I tried. Fuck off

Dardanus

When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.

RaccoonHarry

Dardanus said:

When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.

What's a floppy? How do I get one?

TTJ

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

haie said:

ThomasFremont said:

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.

These are the three best seconds of acting in Damon's career.

RoadDawg55

haie said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

Cheers you fucker.

One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.

Hey dads, @Dennis_DeYoung chincredibled my post and responded!

One of @Haie's dad's tears up with pride as the other rubs his back.

section_332

RoadDawg55 said:

haie said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

Cheers you fucker.

One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.

Hey dads, @Dennis_DeYoung chincredibled my post and responded!

One of @Haie's dad's tears up with pride as the other rubs his back.

One of my dads cried for joy when I told him DDY is a Kent boy like me.

Dennis_DeYoung

section_332 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

haie said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

Cheers you fucker.

One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.

Hey dads, @Dennis_DeYoung chincredibled my post and responded!

One of @Haie's dad's tears up with pride as the other rubs his back.

One of my dads cried for joy when I told him DDY is a Kent boy like me.

Ladies, please. It's embarrassing.

haie

@FloppySmashingDawg approves this thread.

CaptainPJ

haie said:

ThomasFremont said:

That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

Or you're a lightweight.

EWIWBI

I am a pretty skinny Millenial faggot trying her best in a Man's world"

Don't beet around the bush - we (?) get it

Swaye

This thread. It's awesome.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RaccoonHarry said:

Dardanus said:

When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.

What's a floppy? How do I get one?

I'm still sure how you'd smash someone with one of these things but whatever.