Any tips on quitting smoking?

Kaepsknee

dflea said:

salemcoog said:

dflea said:

New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.

Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.


How you doin' 332?

Watching dflea over compensate for a lack of a certain god given trait is always special.

Almost as special as watching a gutless fuck like you make excuses for not being able to quit smoking.

The trait you lack is knowing when you should shut the fuck up and go away.

You sound stressed. May be you should smoke half of a clove to calm your nerves.

SpoonieLuv

The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading the Quran?

Pitchfork51

SpoonieLuv said:

The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading The Art of the Deal?

doogsinparadise

Well, we're waiting.

dflea

salemcoog said:

dflea said:

salemcoog said:

dflea said:

New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.

Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.


How you doin' 332?

Watching dflea over compensate for a lack of a certain god given trait is always special.

Almost as special as watching a gutless fuck like you make excuses for not being able to quit smoking.

The trait you lack is knowing when you should shut the fuck up and go away.

You sound stressed. May be you should smoke half of a clove to calm your nerves.

The fact that technology allows dumb cunts like you to survive when nature says you should die for being so fucking stupid does stress me.

So fuck off for not dying like you already should have.

HuskyJW

MisterEm said:

Cold turkey guy here going on 6 years. Grin and bear it. Still enjoy a cigar once in a blue moon. That is it.

I do miss entertaining my boys in public by rolling cans of Copenhagen snuff on the floor. Surefire way to get seated quickly in a family restaurant.

That's not cold turkey...or quitting

HTH

Pitchfork51

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One per beer

GrundleStiltzkin

SpoonieLuv said:

The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading the Quran?

TSDSDPOTM

PurpleJ

Day 1 bump. Haven't murdered anyone yet. There's always tomorrow.

ForeskinWalletDawg

@dflea with the LOL avatar!

PurpleJ

Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.

Pound your genitals with a tenderizing mallet. It will take your mind off of things.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.

I'm assuming the asswhupping your Blues took last night ended the plan.

topdawgnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.

I'm assuming the asswhupping your Blues took last night ended the plan.

Are saying the asswhupping he took gave him blue balls?

He should have requested a reach around.

PurpleJ

It's a 7 game series.

dflea

dflea said:

New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.

Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.


How you doin' 332?

bump

Who made it?

Who sold their couch?

You guys manage to quit smoking?

PurpleJ

I had to start over, but currently at 5 days. Only killed people on 3/5 days so I'm doing well this time.

dflea

PurpleJ said:

I had to start over, but currently at 5 days. Only killed people on 3/5 days so I'm doing well this time.

Excellent. Whatever it takes.

PurpleJ

"I was anxious and irritable."

But it beats "shaking and vomiting" like @puppylove_sugarsteel when he comes off the hot spoon.

chuck

I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...











Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.

Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it.