Any tips on quitting smoking?

section_332

..besides drinking bleach?

2001400ex

Put gas on your next cigarette before you light it.

Tequilla

Ask Obama ... I hear he likes his gum

doogsinparadise

section_332

Tequilla said:

Ask Obama ... I hear he likes his gum

So that's out....

topdawgnc

I smoked for 20 years, pack to a pack and a half a day.

Used Chantix and haven't had a craving in 9 years.

Highly recommend it.

Just make sure you go the full 12 weeks.

It is great. Smoke all you want for the first week and then you just lose your craving and the cigs just end up tasting like shit.

Swaye

Quitters never win.

section_332

topdawgnc said:

I smoked for 20 years, pack to a pack and a half a day.

Used Chantix and haven't had a craving in 9 years.

Highly recommend it.

Just make sure you go the full 12 weeks.

It is great. Smoke all you want for the first week and then you just lose your craving and the cigs just end up tasting like shit.

Tricare hooks that shit up for free

dflea

Just sack up and stop.

Stop pretending it's some impossible task. You don't need Chantix or gum or patches, just some willpower.

After 5 days, you should have the upper hand.

priapism

Look at the cig for 30 seconds, then gag yourself with it.

You might also develop bulemia and subsequent, wafer-thin, CK, model looks too.

PurpleJ

Every time I try to quit I want to murder someone. So I'm going to murder someone first next time and then things should be gravy.

allpurpleallgold

Chewing tobacco.

LoneStarDawg

Stop sucking on things you wrap your lips around, unless that's your thing, then nevermind

Sledog

section_332 said:

..besides drinking bleach?

Cold turkey. Tried other ways and it didn't work. I was one cranky SOB for a week or more but I haven't smoked in almost 10 years.

whatshouldicareabout

http://smokefree.gov/

PurpleJ

Just had a smoke and coffee. MMMMMM

2001400ex

PurpleJ said:

Just had a smoke and coffee cock and some balls. MMMMMM

Crisped

EsophagealFeces

2001400ex said:

PurpleJ said:

Just had a smoke and coffee cock and some balls. MMMMMM

Crisped

Stop projecting your fantasies onto other poasters, Hondo.

dflea

Sledog said:

section_332 said:

..besides drinking bleach?

Cold turkey. Tried other ways and it didn't work. I was one cranky SOB for a week or more but I haven't smoked in almost 10 years.

I'm not sure I've ever agreed with Sleddogg before, but I do here. You'll be looking to tear someone's head off for a few days, but if you power through it, you can quit - and without a drug with freaky side effects like Chantix, or weaning yourself with patches like you wean a dog.

If you decide you're going to do it, you can. Don't look for an excuse why you "need a smoke" on day 2. You don't. Once you quit, you'll wonder why you smoked butts in the first place. I smoked or chewed Copenhagen for over 20 years, and I haven't had a chew or smoke in 5 years, and never even think about having one now.

Those fucking things kill people, and there's no good buzz to justify the risk.

2001400ex

EsophagealFeces said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleJ said:

Just had a smoke and coffee cock and some balls. MMMMMM

Crisped

Stop projecting your fantasies onto other poasters, Hondo.

That was lame. Got a better comeback?

doogsinparadise

2001400ex said:

EsophagealFeces said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleJ said:

Just had a smoke and coffee cock and some balls. MMMMMM

Crisped

Stop projecting your fantasies onto other poasters, Hondo.

That was lame. Got a better comeback?