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bananasnblondes
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Sounds like we are hoping to take a few more guys this year and next year UW has room for like 11 commits. Who can we get to put their furniture up on craigslist so we can bring in more of those teen boys and their stars?
To me, these guys are the most likely:
Lundquist or Carta
Derpin Turpin
Connor O'Brien
Deontae Cooper
Brandon Lewis (too many cb's and he's at the bottom of the pile)
Psalm (probably wishful thinking)
Crane (rumor is he'll medically retire)
Who else?
To me, these guys are the most likely:
Lundquist or Carta
Derpin Turpin
Connor O'Brien
Deontae Cooper
Brandon Lewis (too many cb's and he's at the bottom of the pile)
Psalm (probably wishful thinking)
Crane (rumor is he'll medically retire)
Who else?
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Also, on second thought, Cooper stays but Lavon Coleman leaves (he's useless). That other small RB might leave too if McGrew is an instant upgrade.
Lumpquist is probably happy at UW even if he's the back up.
Crane and Turpin have done nothing since arriving and are the most likely furniture salesmen on the list. I'd love to say good-bye to Wutang.
And D Warsh is free to go. The guy sucks for how big and athletic he is. Pad level too high, can't read a hole, etc.
A 1500 yard season in the Big Sky will attract more scouts than a 300 yard season at UW would. We all know he will test very well at his pro day.
QB:
Austyn Magna Carta: Long Fucking gone. (81%)
Ragnar Lunderquist: Could conceivably still start if Brownsocks goes down; wouldn't necessarily start if he transfers unless it was to like D-II; PLU or something. (19%)
RB:
Jomon "Lomo Saltado" Dotson: I just don't see how he fits. He might be too young/stupid to realize he won't ever start (McGrew will pass him and so will any other 2017 guy). (19%)
Lavon Coleman: No way he leaves with his breakout season upcoming!!!! (19%)
Deontae Cooper: Both shouldn't and won't leave. At this point he's an average Pac-12 back. Probably could start for a few teams. I hope he gets a million carries early on and his confidence up because he could be a key to our season if he plays the way he's capable of. He's on here because the dawgman fucktards keep acting like it's up in the air if he's coming back (0%).
DWarsh: I already miss making fun of him. (81%)
WR:
No one is going to leave, but Nik Little, QPounds, Andrea Bocelli and Aaron Fuller should. Word is that those were all Pease guys. I think Pease is a fucking retard.
TE:
No one will leave. The position is in good shape. Could be great if guys take steps forward.
OL:
Dane Crane: Word is it's going to be a medical retirement for this piece of shit. (81%)
Shane Brostek: Probably too stupid to realize he should leave. Too bad to play anywhere else. Can you believe we played him as a true frosh on both lines? Fucking Christ. (19%)
Both John Turner and Matt James look like they will never really play, but I doubt they seriously consider leaving at this point.
DL:
Joe Mathis: Sad, but I think he's gone. All the talent in the world, refuses to bulk up. Fuck. (81%)
Damion "Derpin" Turpin: It's an injustice that Mathis will probably leave and this turd won't; but I guess to LEAVE you have to have something that other people want. (19%)
LB:
Connor O'Brien: He should leave, but I'm worried he got too much time down the stretch. (19%)
Bellevue Red: How is a fucking ginger from Bellevue on the same team as Azeem Victor? (0%)
Psalm Whooshing: Fucking crap. He's not leaving, but fuck I wish he would. (0%)
DB:
Brandon Beaver: Already gone? Medical retirement? Allah be merciful! (81%)
Trevor Walker: If I were CP, I'd just tell him to stay in TX after the bowl. We're not lucky enough for him to LEAVE, though. (19%)
Brandon Lewis: At one point was a big time recruit, blew out his ACL and he's behind like 17 kids at this point. Probably too young/stupid to realize he should leave. (19%)
Apparently, he's got people in his ear telling him he needs to go to a place where they use him correctly and let him play in space, rush the passer and 'make plays with his talent.'
I don't know this part, but my guess is he wants to play a 'BUCK-like' position and show off for the NFL; he probably thinks he can do that better somewhere else (Montana State, etc.).
I think it's fucking stupid, but a lot of these kids believe shit like this (it was depressing covering the team closely because almost everyone is a fucking ego-manic moron).
Why the fuck else would DWarsh leave? They all think they should be first rounders - until they realize they suck (Turpin), then they just hang on for dear life.