Christmas Dilemna
If I don't go, then I might send the first signal that I no longer want to fuck like rabbit monkeys with her. That would be bad, because this chick is dynamite.
If I do go, I am setting myself up for this getting more and more serious, which violates my biggest rule in life - never do anything that aids the "marriage process" in any way shape or form.
One more thing. I am 42. She is 28. Her Dad is 53. This shit would be awkward.
Fuck Christmas.
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"That is so kind of you to bring a dish with you. What is it?"
"It is a traditional food, Custer."
"Oh lovely, I have not had a Christmas custard since I was a little girl!"
"No. Custer."
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Tell her that Christmas is a White Man's holiday and celebrating it would make you complicit in the subjugation and exploitation of your injun ancestors.Swaye said:So, I haven't been around as much lately. Like I feared, actually "dating" a chick requires time and shit. In the newest twist that will probably fuck up my life, the girl has invited me to Christmas dinner with her family. Fuck.
If I don't go, then I might send the first signal that I no longer want to fuck like rabbit monkeys with her. That would be bad, because this chick is dynamite.
If I do go, I am setting myself up for this getting more and more serious, which violates my biggest rule in life - never do anything that aids the "marriage process" in any way shape or form.
One more thing. I am 42. She is 28. Her Dad is 53. This shit would be awkward.
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As someone much older (turned 43 last month) and wiser (I have 2 GEDs), I have given much thought to your dilemma brave young warrior and have only this to say to you.
Fuck off! No one cares about you going to her house for Christmas unless any of the following happens:
- you fuck her in the bathroom or in another part of the house
- her mom is a smoking hot cougar and you nail her (photos needed)
- you and the dad get into a feats of strength competition
- her dad is the coolest guy in the world and shares his blow with you
- she has a 26 year old sister and you go home with her instead (photos also needed) -
Translation for this post: "Hey guys, just wanted to make sure everyone knows I have a girlfriend."
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As long as you leave a massacre mural on their shed, I don't see what the problem is.
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You say that like it's a good thing.bananasnblondes said:Translation for this post: "Hey guys, just wanted to make sure everyone knows I have a girlfriend."
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We share the same brain.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:As someone much older (turned 43 last month) and wiser (I have 2 GEDs), I have given much thought to your dilemma brave young warrior and have only this to say to you.
Fuck off! No one cares about you going to her house for Christmas unless any of the following happens:
- you fuck her in the bathroom or in another part of the house
- her mom is a smoking hot cougar and you nail her (photos needed)
- you and the dad get into a feats of strength competition
- her dad is the coolest guy in the world and shares his blow with you
- she has a 26 year old sister and you go home with her instead (photos also needed) -
potdDoogles said:As long as you leave a massacre mural on their shed, I don't see what the problem is.
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I was thinking of showing up dressed exactly like Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.Doogles said:As long as you leave a massacre mural on their shed, I don't see what the problem is.
