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Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning

DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,531
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    PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,495
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    "1AM this morning"?
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    section_332section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
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    "You're an animal out on the field maverick!!"

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    PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,495
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    dnc said:

    You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

    Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

    There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

    It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.
    Good poont!
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

    Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

    There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

    Double points for "sired."
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    PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,495
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    So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    AZDuck said:

    So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?

    here you go

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    Wood hit
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    RaccoonHarryRaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,160
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    dnc said:

    You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

    Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

    There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

    It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.
    Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,637
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    New DL coach? The son, I mean.
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