Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning

DerekJohnson

Name is Maverick

PurpleBaze

"1AM this morning"?

Hippopeteamus

Huh?

MisterEm

Congratulations.

Can he play WR?

Dardanus

Who is the father?

DugtheDoog

Maverick Emppterrmann. Cool name.

Congrats to Stan Emppterrmann and family.

PurpleBaze

2037 will be special!

AlCzervik

Awesome. Can we get Donald Jones to knock someone up too?

dnc

Awesome news! WOOF!!














What's the appropriate age for Maverick to start on his father's performance enhancement program? 16?

Alexis

Can't wait for Maverick to roam the sidelines.

"it's no good Goose, it's no good"

section_332

"You're an animal out on the field maverick!!"

PurpleBaze

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

dnc

PurpleBaze said:

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.

Good poont!

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

Double points for "sired."

PurpleBaze

So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?

AZDuck

PurpleBaze said:

So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?

here you go

dnc

AZDuck said:

PurpleBaze said:

So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?

here you go

Wood hit

RaccoonHarry

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.

Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.

dnc

RaccoonHarry said:

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.

Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.

There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.

It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.

Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.

Calm down, dude used steroids, it's not like he drank the water at Hanford.

PurpleJ

New DL coach? The son, I mean.