Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning
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You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Good poont!dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Double points for "sired."PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.
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So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?
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Wood hitAZDuck said: -
Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Calm down, dude used steroids, it's not like he drank the water at Hanford.RaccoonHarry said:
Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
New DL coach? The son, I mean.
