Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning

Sarksbrownbaglunch

Mad_Son said:

This is his second son iirc

Third. Edison and Henry and Maverick

Cook it.

Stinky_Hankey

DerekJohnson said:

Name is Maverick

Oh good, his dick works. Cool.

whatshouldicareabout

Has he committed to USC yet?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Mad_Son said:

This is his second son iirc

Stan Emptermann offspring superiority guy ^^

DugtheDoog

DugtheDoog said:

AtomicDawg said:

Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.

I wonder if Hope Solo had Stan's test tube baby, do you think it would still be a 1star recruit with his only other offer from Western? I still can't believe Stan bucked the odds like he did. How many #1 overall picks were 1stars with no other D1 offers besides Washington? Just goes to show the star rankings don't mean shit. We just want guys that BLEED

PostGameOrangeSlices

DugtheDoog said:

DugtheDoog said:

AtomicDawg said:

Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.

I wonder if Hope Solo had Stan's test tube baby, do you think it would still be a 1star recruit with his only other offer from Western? I still can't believe Stan bucked the odds like he did. How many #1 overall picks were 1stars with no other D1 offers besides Washington? Just goes to show the star rankings don't mean shit. We just want guys that BLEED

It's almost like work ethic and roids mean more than the stars alloted to you by stalkers

IrishDawg22

Maverick is a superb athlete with great hips.

PostGameOrangeSlices

IrishDawg22 said:

Maverick is a superb athlete with great hips.

Fuck off

AZDuck

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