Sark on Dan Patrick in 5 mins

PurpleJ

I'm sure there will be some good sound bites. I hope Sark gets into politics someday.

MisterEm

Quite honestly Dan, we were two plays away from the Pac 12 championship. Now that I've "FINISHED" my marriage vows, it's time for SC to let it rip in 2015.

PurpleJ

Sark doesn't miss the Washington climate. Proudly displaying his beer belly and bald spot. Says Peterman is a "good guy". Brought up Owen12 already.

PurpleBaze

PurpleJ said:

I'm sure there will be some good sound bites. I hope Sark gets into politics someday.

President Sark: "Quite honestly, I don't know what happened against ISIS. We had a good month of troop build-up and were feeling good about the attack. During the attack, it seemed the fighter pilots were having trust issues. They should just rip it with their guided bombs and trust the ground troops to paint the targets for them. We'll look at the footage on Monday and figure out what we need to do better next time."

PurpleJ

Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.

PurpleJ

Jimmy Clausen broke Sark's heart.

PurpleBaze

PurpleJ said:

Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.

Sark wants to hire her in a Joey waitress kind of way.

Sounds like he is becoming more and more delusional with each passing day. Sark has probably not said more than a few words to Mora his whole miserable life. Mora would rip Sark's head off and shit down his neck.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would impregnate her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.

PurpleJ

Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.

PurpleJ

Says he would have called a different play. Bubble screen I'm guessing.

PurpleJ

Sometimes you can be outsmarted by yourself. Play calling genius has its pitfalls.

PurpleBaze

PurpleJ said:

Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.

Sark would have fucked up the clock management, too, just like the Seahawks did.

PurpleJ

Commercials for AXE and Golden Corral. Targeted advertising for the dude brah crowd.

SpoonieLuv

PurpleJ said:

Says he would have called a different play. Bubble screen I'm guessing.

When in doubt, bubble screen is always the safe answer.

PurpleJ

Sark believes in Football Gods.

PurpleJ

USC is very young. Gonna have to play a lot of Freshmen.

PurpleJ

He wasn't talkin shit about Oregon at Pac-12 media day, quite honestly. Says uniform sizzle isn't his niche.

PurpleJ

Now we're talkin song girls uniforms and Sark is blushing and giggling like a school boy.

SpoonieLuv

such fag, thread

Fenwick

PurpleJ said:

USC is very young. Gonna have to play a lot of Freshmen.

Yo Sark, the Ducks played more than 30 Freshmen last season.

dnc

PurpleJ said:

Now we're talkin song girls uniforms and Sark is blushing and giggling like a school boy.