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What record would it take to get Sark canned?

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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,636 Swaye's Wigwam
    It's more likely we go 3-9 than 11-2.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    dnc said:

    4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

    I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

    IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

    Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

    I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.
    I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club
    Maybe this dumb fuck will get caught with Hookers and Blow on I-5.

    It's our only hope.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,636 Swaye's Wigwam
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

    I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

    IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

    Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

    I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.
    I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

    I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

    I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

    IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

    Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

    I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.
    I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

    I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

    Two things:

    1. I have rooted against UW one time in my life, and even then only halfheartedly. But when Marcel Reece dropped that pass in the end zone, which the Rainbow Warriors ($75,000?) picked off to seal Ty's 4-9 season, I celebrated Ty's dismissal.

    Problem was, he was brought back.

    Until I see a UW AD fire someone I'm just going to assume they have to fire themselves. At least Babs had the balls to fire Lambo, but that was a long time ago.

    2. Woodward expects improvement like AuburnDawg expects improvement. It's obvious to anyone that UW SHOULD expect more. The question is, what happens when improvement doesn't happen? The goal posts tend to be pretty portable around here.
    I remember that game so vividly. I thought we were going to be free.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,636 Swaye's Wigwam
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

    I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

    IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

    Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

    I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.
    I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

    I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

    Two things:

    1. I have rooted against UW one time in my life, and even then only halfheartedly. But when Marcel Reece dropped that pass in the end zone, which the Rainbow Warriors ($75,000?) picked off to seal Ty's 4-9 season, I celebrated Ty's dismissal.

    Problem was, he was brought back.

    Until I see a UW AD fire someone I'm just going to assume they have to fire themselves. At least Babs had the balls to fire Lambo, but that was a long time ago.

    2. Woodward expects improvement like AuburnDawg expects improvement. It's obvious to anyone that UW SHOULD expect more. The question is, what happens when improvement doesn't happen? The goal posts tend to be pretty portable around here.
    I won't count on Sark being fired until it actually happens. The goal posts could very easily be moved, and there will always be excuses for why the season was bad or why another 7-6 is actually progress.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    What should happen:

    8-4. Not good enough. Must improve.
    7-6. Super hot seat. You get one more year.
    Anything less, fired.

    Unfortunately it would probably take 4-8 to get him fired

    I'd fire him for 8-5 or worse, extend him a couple years for 9-4, and wave goodbye to him for a better job while I got a better coach if he somehow pulled 10+ wins out of his ass.

    Of course, I'd have already fired him after the 2011 season and again after the 2012 season, because I care about football.

    The reality is that we're stuck hoping that Sark either fires himself or promotes himself out of the job. Until that happens, lather, rinse, repeat.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    Blows my mind that Sark would stay at 7-8 wins. Bellotti had crap seasons, but he aso earned extra time and goodwill.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    What should happen:

    8-4. Not good enough. Must improve.
    7-6. Super hot seat. You get one more year.
    Anything less, fired.

    Unfortunately it would probably take 4-8 to get him fired

    I'd fire him for 8-5 or worse, extend him a couple years for 9-4, and wave goodbye to him for a better job while I got a better coach if he somehow pulled 10+ wins out of his ass.

    Of course, I'd have already fired him after the 2011 season and again after the 2012 season, because I care about football.

    The reality is that we're stuck hoping that Sark either fires himself or promotes himself out of the job. Until that happens, lather, rinse, repeat.
    There is no "better job" that's coming for him after one good season.