What record would it take to get Sark canned?

Swaye

My guess is Woody would feel to much pressure not to act at 4 wins.

5-6 wins puts him on the hot to warm seat

7 wins will somehow be incremental progress but no serious extension

8 wins and Sark is here for 3 more years minimum

I am pretty sure Husky Football is dead and buried.

MikeDamone

0-120

Dawgs4ever

I have to believe 4-8 or worse is what it will take to get him canned... the AD will come up for some excuse for giving him one more year.

TTJ

0-12. Seattle Armenian guilt on display.

dnc

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

Auburndawg

What should happen:

8-4. Not good enough. Must improve.
7-6. Super hot seat. You get one more year.
Anything less, fired.

Unfortunately it would probably take 4-8 to get him fired

Swaye

I see there is relative agreement that it takes an abyssmal 4 wins to get him fired. With that cupcake schedule there is no fucking way we only win 4. We are fucked again.

Mad_Son

What should happen:

11-2+ Wow, I didn't think you had it in you. You may get a raise if you keep this up!
10-3. Wow, I didn't think you had it in you. You can get a one year extension.
9-4. Not really acceptable for year 5 but fine you get one last chance to improve.
8-5. Too little too late. This is a year 2 or 3 record.
7-6. OMFG... not this shit again. Door. Ass. Out.
6-6(7). Regression at year five with nothing to show for yourself to date. I'd like a refund on your salary please.
Anything less, better have the house packed before the Apple Cup and then slip out during half time without plans to ever return to the state.

Unfortunately it would probably take 5-7 to get him fired (what can I say, I am an optimist)

dnc

Mad_Son said:

What should happen:

11-2+ Wow, I didn't think you had it in you. You may get a raise if you keep this up!
10-3. Wow, I didn't think you had it in you. You can get a one year extension.
9-4. Not really acceptable for year 5 but fine you get one last chance to improve.
8-5. Too little too late. This is a year 2 or 3 record.
7-6. OMFG... not this shit again. Door. Ass. Out.
6-6(7). Regression at year five with nothing to show for yourself to date. I'd like a refund on your salary please.
Anything less, better have the house packed before the Apple Cup and then slip out during half time without plans to ever return to the state.

Unfortunately it would probably take 5-7 to get him fired (what can I say, I am an optimist)

This should be the new banner for the bored. Nailed it.

RoadDawg55

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

Swaye

Like your top end. Even as much as I hate him 11-2 would buy him another year with me. 10-3 maybe. Anything less than 10 wins this year and its time to cut bait. My money is still on 4 wins or less for Pool Boy to nut up and can him.

RoadDawg55

It's more likely we go 3-9 than 11-2.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

Swaye

Maybe this dumb fuck will get caught with Hookers and Blow on I-5.

It's our only hope.

RoadDawg55

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

Two things:

1. I have rooted against UW one time in my life, and even then only halfheartedly. But when Marcel Reece dropped that pass in the end zone, which the Rainbow Warriors ($75,000?) picked off to seal Ty's 4-9 season, I celebrated Ty's dismissal.

Problem was, he was brought back.

Until I see a UW AD fire someone I'm just going to assume they have to fire themselves. At least Babs had the balls to fire Lambo, but that was a long time ago.

2. Woodward expects improvement like AuburnDawg expects improvement. It's obvious to anyone that UW SHOULD expect more. The question is, what happens when improvement doesn't happen? The goal posts tend to be pretty portable around here.

Mad_Son

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

Two things:

1. I have rooted against UW one time in my life, and even then only halfheartedly. But when Marcel Reece dropped that pass in the end zone, which the Rainbow Warriors ($75,000?) picked off to seal Ty's 4-9 season, I celebrated Ty's dismissal.

Problem was, he was brought back.

Until I see a UW AD fire someone I'm just going to assume they have to fire themselves. At least Babs had the balls to fire Lambo, but that was a long time ago.

2. Woodward expects improvement like AuburnDawg expects improvement. It's obvious to anyone that UW SHOULD expect more. The question is, what happens when improvement doesn't happen? The goal posts tend to be pretty portable around here.

I remember that game so vividly. I thought we were going to be free.

RoadDawg55

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

4 and even Woodward would send Pool Boy (lol!) Door. Ass. Out.

I agree with you that 5 saves his job.

IMO, anything less than 8 should merit automatic termination, and 8 with more than one lana esirprus would be enough for me to pull the trigger.

Anything less than 10 wins and I'll still be looking for our next coach.

I'm surprised you think 5 wins and Sark will stay. I think he's out with a 6-6 regular season. 7-5 and he probably gets one more year.

I hope you're right. I just don't see anything in the last decade and a half of Husky football that tells me 5 wins is a fireable offense. Now, if some Joey's waitress comes forward and says he grabbed her ass without her consent, he could win an NC and still be DAO.

I guess that settles it. We are going to have to pay off a Joey's waitress. I may be putting too much stock in it, but Woodward in the Seattle Times chat made it pretty clear he expected improvement.

Two things:

1. I have rooted against UW one time in my life, and even then only halfheartedly. But when Marcel Reece dropped that pass in the end zone, which the Rainbow Warriors ($75,000?) picked off to seal Ty's 4-9 season, I celebrated Ty's dismissal.

Problem was, he was brought back.

Until I see a UW AD fire someone I'm just going to assume they have to fire themselves. At least Babs had the balls to fire Lambo, but that was a long time ago.

2. Woodward expects improvement like AuburnDawg expects improvement. It's obvious to anyone that UW SHOULD expect more. The question is, what happens when improvement doesn't happen? The goal posts tend to be pretty portable around here.

I won't count on Sark being fired until it actually happens. The goal posts could very easily be moved, and there will always be excuses for why the season was bad or why another 7-6 is actually progress.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Auburndawg said:

What should happen:

8-4. Not good enough. Must improve.
7-6. Super hot seat. You get one more year.
Anything less, fired.

Unfortunately it would probably take 4-8 to get him fired

I'd fire him for 8-5 or worse, extend him a couple years for 9-4, and wave goodbye to him for a better job while I got a better coach if he somehow pulled 10+ wins out of his ass.

Of course, I'd have already fired him after the 2011 season and again after the 2012 season, because I care about football.

The reality is that we're stuck hoping that Sark either fires himself or promotes himself out of the job. Until that happens, lather, rinse, repeat.

AZDuck

Blows my mind that Sark would stay at 7-8 wins. Bellotti had crap seasons, but he aso earned extra time and goodwill.

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Auburndawg said:

What should happen:

8-4. Not good enough. Must improve.
7-6. Super hot seat. You get one more year.
Anything less, fired.

Unfortunately it would probably take 4-8 to get him fired

I'd fire him for 8-5 or worse, extend him a couple years for 9-4, and wave goodbye to him for a better job while I got a better coach if he somehow pulled 10+ wins out of his ass.

Of course, I'd have already fired him after the 2011 season and again after the 2012 season, because I care about football.

The reality is that we're stuck hoping that Sark either fires himself or promotes himself out of the job. Until that happens, lather, rinse, repeat.

There is no "better job" that's coming for him after one good season.