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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,259
    brchco12 said:

    a good au poivre is also acceptable.

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    anything that comes out of a bottle can choke on a diseased dick

    Need a little clean-up on the side of that plate ... it's the kind of plate that Seven would appreciate.

    Asparagus is always a great complement to steaks. Prefer me some mashed or full bakers ... but variety is the life of abundance. I'd recommend including some sauteed red onions in with the mushrooms. Steak looks like a beautiful medium rare.

    #foodsuperiorityguy
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited January 2015
    Baked potatoes are for cavemen, Albanians who don't know food can't be altered from it's natural state and fat women who load them up with cheese and bacon and claim they are a healthy alternative.

    This is the exact correct meal: Porterhouse MR, HASHBROWNS FOR FUCK'S SAKE (have you never seen civilization!?), creamed spinach and some other shit.

    Food Superiority Guy and FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE.

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    *also, I believe that's a cab that drinks like a merlot.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Even cab's that drink like a merlowe?
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    Even cab's that drink like a merlowe?

    I don't drink wine that's not Champagne, so I wouldn't know.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,259
    My personal choice is to turn baked potatoes into twice baked stuffed mashed potatoes.

    Bacon and cheese is always a necessary element to turn potatoes into something that tastes good. The alternative is some kind of sauce or gravy. Either way, you're adding something to it.

    If you know what you're doing, you can still make shit taste good without throwing in every single terrible option in over-abundance.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,569 Founders Club

    Baked potatoes are for cavemen, Albanians who don't know food can't be altered from it's natural state and fat women who load them up with cheese and bacon and claim they are a healthy alternative.

    This is the exact correct meal: Porterhouse MR, HASHBROWNS FOR FUCK'S SAKE (have you never seen civilization!?), creamed spinach and some other shit.

    Food Superiority Guy and FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE.

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    *also, I believe that's a cab that drinks like a merlot.

    You seem to be an expert on Poles and Albanians; Slavic superiority guy...
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,775 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    brchco12 said:

    a good au poivre is also acceptable.

    image

    anything that comes out of a bottle can choke on a diseased dick

    Need a little clean-up on the side of that plate ... it's the kind of plate that Seven would appreciate.

    Asparagus is always a great complement to steaks. Prefer me some mashed or full bakers ... but variety is the life of abundance. I'd recommend including some sauteed red onions in with the mushrooms. Steak looks like a beautiful medium rare.

    #foodsuperiorityguy
    i'll keep the plate prettiness in mind when i cook for my favorite froog
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited January 2015

    Baked potatoes are for cavemen, Albanians who don't know food can't be altered from it's natural state and fat women who load them up with cheese and bacon and claim they are a healthy alternative.

    This is the exact correct meal: Porterhouse MR, HASHBROWNS FOR FUCK'S SAKE (have you never seen civilization!?), creamed spinach and some other shit.

    Food Superiority Guy and FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE.

    image




    *also, I believe that's a cab that drinks like a merlot.

    You seem to be an expert on Poles and Albanians; Slavic superiority guy...
    Easily the best product from Albania:

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    A little help for our bored friends who are ignorant of things Albanian: reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1gyfaw/series_what_do_you_know_about_albania/
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,569 Founders Club
    You had me at "naturally formed crust".
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Steak looks awesome. Potatoes look good, find a way to get some garlic and rosemarry into those bitches, shrimp looks boring but i like idea. I've seen the tomato and onion thing but I don't get it. I'm not doctoring up a hamburger. and Fuck cooked vegetables, especially spinach. oh and I hate merlot, even if it drinks like a cab. Steak deserves a hearty beer(s) (stout, porter, IPA...) or a bourbon, cab or syrah, and a glass of water, cool but not ice cold. Nothing fucking else.

    and I don't understand why people have to put creamy sauces on steaks. what are you hiding with that shit? did you forget to season? did you get a bad cut? did you do the greatest sin of all - over cook the meat? If so, you should be relegated to using ketchup. that way everyone knows you are terrible at cooking meat.

    Baked potatoes are for cavemen, Albanians who don't know food can't be altered from it's natural state and fat women who load them up with cheese and bacon and claim they are a healthy alternative.

    This is the exact correct meal: Porterhouse MR, HASHBROWNS FOR FUCK'S SAKE (have you never seen civilization!?), creamed spinach and some other shit.

    Food Superiority Guy and FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE.

    image




    *also, I believe that's a cab that drinks like a merlot.