In honor of PLSS...
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to cockus:
I'm coming after your 11,000 posts that you spent many a cuntless night laying down, fingerbanging your keyboard. Pucker up buttercup:)))) lol BFF xoxo
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5hundy, you gave kim money. I gave the little queef money...Most here gave them money. It's the little Oliver twists here that are afraid the poorage will dry up should they leave dogman and play here full time.
It's you guys that still give them money then come on here and beat them (the guys from dawgman) down. You guys are the very problem. Nut the fuck up and cut Kimmy's umbilical butt chord. It actually might be the 1st step for a lot of you in becoming a man. Your wives might even notice a new manhood and stop fucking your friends...who knows they might actually sit on your collective sorry excuses for weiners. Got to start somewhere slice, cocker...be men, stop paying dogman. -
This is well on its way to being my favorite thread of all time.
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There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oh take this regurgitated shit back to the house that kimmy built, a place you still call home. Dont put your feelers out here. Cut the butt chord or get out. LEAVE bitch
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I wish I could find the bearded cunt rant. I just listened to it on the PLSS voice memo page. "Hehe, poast with an a. Something refreshing!"DerekJohnson said:
This was my personal favorite, along with the bearded cunt rant.whatshouldicareabout said:Derek? You're turning into Grinolds pal. Just ease back, shut the fuck up and let us do the posting. You worry about bringing people over. We'll do the threading. Leave the boards to the people Putin! Xoxo:), LOL, rotfl, bff buddy!
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Doog And proud. Now will Analblitz be here when UW beats Oregon this year? Doubt it. Not sure why a duck is even here. What does an "appearance" trophy look like duckduckgoose? Can u touch it? So the one rose bowl trophy sits buy itself in trophy case or is it next to the "appearance" rose bowl trophy vs Ohio St?
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To FremontTroll:
This is steelheader-sugarlove, I used to hate you and for good reason I believe. Fuck off and may your cock rot in kimmy's bungus -
puppylove_sugarsteel said:
There's a good chance Lindy never looks back. With that a chance Miles transfers. Oh the irony. The front runner for starter is the one who transfers while the 3rd stringer (Williams was the one everyone assumed would transfer.) Sticks around as backup-by-default.
listen, If Lindy plays lights out @ Hawaii, he will then have as many starting reps as Miles did last year. How will Peter handle game 2? NO WAY he pulls Lindquist vs Eastern. Cannot take a chance of losing by inserting Miles. This is a very unique situation on Pete's hands.
When do you pull Lindquist? I think Lindquist holds onto the job. I think the 1st time we see Miles is against Georgia St. In the second half, unless Lindy struggles mightily along the way.. Again, UNLESS Lindy struggles or we are WAY ahead in any of the 4 games. -
In response to IrishDawg explaining if you go down on a girl and it tastes like an old penny, she's a cheap hooker.
It means you got the tounge on the
bung . On a side note Cockus's woman ain t bad. -
Holy fuckall°, enough with the faggy doogie threads. We're here to talk football, make fun of splithairs like yourself cuntslice and drool over bubbly butted, skinny waisted black bitches.
Dagummit do we want a bored of higher discussion or a place to shred husky football problems, issues, concerns and rail on boofs like kim? There are zero new posters worthy of recognition, they just come here and throw around HHB language without understanding it. Be original, pay a few dues and see if you belong. But a "favorite new-fish poll"? Good grief! Cheerio!. -
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Highly unlikely sweet cheeks. My popularity has reached epic territory. Yours glove? Well I think right below the surface on the totem pole. See a pole gets buried at 10% + 2 ft.TheGlove said:PL_SS's shtick has run it's course. He'll be the next to LEAVE.
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I missed that one, never saw it.RoadDawg55 said:There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
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Taking pictures of yourself with your hawk "12" jersey on? I've fucking HAD it with you faggy 12's. If i see you snapping a "cute" little 12ie you'll wake up walking funny..
Watching these fake, Johnny - cum - lately bonio's on komo 4 sports. All amped up and dressed up to watch a pre-season game. I hope the hawks go 9-7 (and with their schedule it's possible) just so these lifeless fucks suffer misery 7 weeks this fall. 75% of this asshole fanbase was nowhere to be found during the hard times. The same prolly never stuck with the dawgs during their hard times. Most of them were still living in Minnesota, Illinois and every other depressed miserable Midwest or east coast city or town. They all moved here for jobs and suddenly are putting #12 stickers below their eyes and on their cheeks, coloring their hair green and running around town with seahawk plates, window flags and "we are superbowl champs" bumper stickers.
Fuck all ya'all, you are viking fans, bear fans, lion fans. You're not moving to my state and claiming champ status. You are 75's not the 12's, the 75% who didn't own season tickets through the hard times, or who were responsible for the BLACKOUTS because you worthless cunts didn't want to watch a seahawk game because they were losing. Hope you fucking 12's all die in a gas chamber
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Boobie you are bordering a full Cockus takeover on this board. Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.
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this thread is headed for the Classics board in a couple of days
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pawz said:
Feces you worthless cunt, allow me to explain something to you. The Fire Marshal and I actually add something of value here. You're just part of the 81% of griswold.com refugees who go largely unnoticed here, moreover you wouldn't be missed if you diaff.
Pack up your shit, go and spend a special night buttfucking Timer while you guys formulate departure plans, and get on the fuck back to doogienights.com
Free pub!!!pawz said:
Feces you worthless cunt, allow me to explain something to you. The Fire Marshal and I actually add something of value here. You're just part of the 81% of griswold.com refugees who go largely unnoticed here, moreover you wouldn't be missed if you diaff.
Pack up your shit, go and spend a special night buttfucking Timer while you guys formulate departure plans, and get on the fuck back to doogienights.com
Even though I'm probably his biggest ally (not sure if that's embarrassing or awesome), he told me to fuck off a couple times. I'm way too lazy to find it. I want to say it was March. -
hahahahahahahaDoogles said:Boobie you are bordering a full Cockus takeover on this board. Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.
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And a small weiner could be considered a handicap. Does your wife poke fun at you? Prolly as it ain't very enjoyable to sit on. She contours her body to try and feel it, gets a jolt of pleasure here and there, tries to get off but fails miserably. Then, after you shoot and snore, she thinks of the game that day where we chatted outside the field over coffee while you were stuffing a husky dog down your fat ass watching the band.
She then lays in bed and gets off to the image of sugar she filed away from that day;) You're 43 , hideous looking and single, and your wife/girlfriend is combing social media trying to find me, lookin fer a fair, hard and honest poundin. -
Absolutely classic, one of my favorites. I loved the anti-12 rants. I'll try to hunt down the one about the ugly Hispanic wives making chili coloradoDoogles said:Taking pictures of yourself with your hawk "12" jersey on? I've fucking HAD it with you faggy 12's. If i see you snapping a "cute" little 12ie you'll wake up walking funny..
Watching these fake, Johnny - cum - lately bonio's on komo 4 sports. All amped up and dressed up to watch a pre-season game. I hope the hawks go 9-7 (and with their schedule it's possible) just so these lifeless fucks suffer misery 7 weeks this fall. 75% of this asshole fanbase was nowhere to be found during the hard times. The same prolly never stuck with the dawgs during their hard times. Most of them were still living in Minnesota, Illinois and every other depressed miserable Midwest or east coast city or town. They all moved here for jobs and suddenly are putting #12 stickers below their eyes and on their cheeks, coloring their hair green and running around town with seahawk plates, window flags and "we are superbowl champs" bumper stickers.
Fuck all ya'all, you are viking fans, bear fans, lion fans. You're not moving to my state and claiming champ status. You are 75's not the 12's, the 75% who didn't own season tickets through the hard times, or who were responsible for the BLACKOUTS because you worthless cunts didn't want to watch a seahawk game because they were losing. Hope you fucking 12's all die in a gas chamber -
PLSS on the winter olympics:
"Are you enjoying men's figure skating America? I know neglected housewives watch it because of the cockshots. But why do men watch figure skating? NBC chooses the sport as their main event for a reason and it isn't just women. Is it the triple axel More_weenies? Or is it the bulge factor and tight butts that catch your eye? NBC and gay america have been bringing this shit to our living rooms for too long. Where's the fucking downhill bitches?"
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"Evengi Plushenko, a Russian male figure skater just blew a fucking kiss after his routine. More_cock caught it and cried. There's your Olympic games. Show me Alpine events, more hockey, luge...the events that made the Olympic games. "
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"Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means? Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and im sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did red bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?" The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process" -
DerekJohnson said:
this thread is headed for the Classics board in a couple of days
the o/u is 5 (days) ....
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I'm trying to hunt this one down. If i knew around the time cockus had 11k it might be easier. But i remember that one made me cry, it was fucking gold.RoadDawg55 said:There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
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pawz said:
to cockus:
I'm coming after your 11,000 posts that you spent many a cuntless night laying down, fingerbanging your keyboard. Pucker up buttercup:)))) lol BFF xoxoDoogles said:
I'm trying to hunt this one down. If i knew around the time cockus had 11k it might be easier. But i remember that one made me cry, it was fucking gold.RoadDawg55 said:There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
The time he made a bunch of crazy posts and said it was his brother was hilarious too.
FWIW, my google docs says I saved this quote on June 22. -
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Cuntwaffle
Let me first start by saying If I could have a free shot at anybody on earth, the first would be Obama, the second, Kim Grinolds (although its not fair to hit a bitch)
He's been saying Sark must break through in 2013, no excuses. Now he's
got a thread up that says 'no excuses' isn't fair to Sark. "Sark inherited a mess, the team is still young...". He's such a two-faced hypocritical little cuntwaffle! Kim is already trying to save face and its only June.coming from someone who just responds but never posts. Stick with Steel Roast, ill take you to the top you supple little starling
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Legendary rant re: Yale
"Foolish bastard" gets me every time.puppylove_sugarsteel said:We don't have any experts. Even though you were a drummer boy in the UW band, your value as master film study expert is welcome here. Please tell us about our recruits and share your film expertise you ignorant fucking cunt. You don't have a clue how to analyze one frame of football film you foolish bastard.
People over there are going to call your bluff soon as I'll make sure of it. You're the biggest fraud @ dawgman, and that's hard to do. It makes you feel good to have a following , more like herd, of new young and dumb impressionable doogie chargees, who buy your cock sucking film study garbage.
Toss off Yale (you went to LW Voc Tech) . I know you by the way, and I know you're full of shit. Games up fucko. Put your hands in the air while kim frisks your dumbass. -
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