In honor of PLSS...
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yesbackthepack said:Is he dead?
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good lordPurpleBaze said:True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.
No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on.. -
Is Phil Mickelson a Doog?
no he's a cool family Guy and master of his sport. I don't even care a fuck about him or golf but the fungus is a class act. And anytime he beats up on that bung-reaming bastard I'm a happy man. Fuck I thought Lindsey Vonn was the hottest white chick on earth. Now the rectum-wrecker himself has turned her into a worn-out soup can. Damn it Tiger, go after Serena Williams, she's got lots of bottom to satisfy your lust if you must. -
I just can't bring myself to turn this into a Cowboy PupDoogles said:Boobie you are bordering a full Cockus takeover on this board. Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.
