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In honor of PLSS...
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True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.
No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on.. -
Any one of pups many unmemorable nights out would be a signature win of a lifetime for you boofies. Ive stuffed the weenie in a ''curvy' chick's chops a few times over the years....that would be a conquest of of a lifetime for any one of yous, in your imaginations of course.
Ok guys, re-lube your palms...Picture that middle finger in ms Aruba's ass. Pup is so good he can soil a pucker. Slow down J, dont squirt yet. Pup finished the blow with Isabella and actually sunk the weenie in her the 2nd time around, but in her butt. Still never cheated in my mind. Same...didnt smell the shit like I have most often after a good poundins to the penny. Ok J, let er fly -
Regarding Natalee Holloway:
No but I think I 2-stepped with her at the anchor de barco to 'achey brakey heart' by billy ray. I was swinging with my ex looking for a threesome. We passed. Too gangly and uncoordinated. Not good for naked double-dutch (our foreplay at the time) -
I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
Tombstone got shit reviews. WTF? VAL got robbed by the academy too. Whoever received BEST supporting actor that year better have sent the Oscar to him out of guilt. You fake wine and cheese fucks prolly turned tombstone off due to the course language. Wait a minute, there was none. Must have been the cheap sex? No! What was it then? Oh I know, the color purple must have been up that year . The white privilege movement started that year... No colored people in tombstone...now I know. Good deal:)
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Cummenting on my poast about getting shitfaced on pinot noir:
Enjoying that with kimmykins? What kind of man brags about wine? Now if you would have mentioned a single malt I might have been impressed. Don't get to bloated, you'll need help from Tommy getting out the skinny jeans. -
Dennis you ignorant slut. Never cared much to read or respond to your shit as it's always been insignificant and irrelevant. Nothing's changed, except I felt the need to let you know this time.
Lets run one of our better pass rushers off the roster, yup thats what wee should do, because were so deep there...a senior nonetheless. Just keep to the non-football related shit. You suck at that too but like O'Brien, this place needs depth.
And let's run Boomer as were so deep at guard. Your hairless gash has been spoiled, oline injuries have been minimal. Won't be that way long. -
97% of the beatches here have no clue who Dio even is. Baabs and his posse grew up listening to Bryan Adams and Hootie. Now Sam Hunt and drake .
See guys, its not ok to listen to the same music as pre-teen girl. Adults generally mature musically. but baabs has 27-thousand examples of his unconventional behavior for a grown boy. A 30-something, hiding from reality at HH, dickless and bitchless, with the occasional shot of progesterone making him fiesty at times. Youre an embarrassment to yourself, this forum, and the odorous chubby snatch you went on a 'date' with last night. She couldnt get your attention as you were all about obsessed with Pup, staring repeatedly between your jiggly thighs at your little I-phone and HH, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... Dont take it so hard, she didnt notice you either. Her attention was focused on the zit faced sous chef behind you. What a dud you are baabs. -
That's some dark shit dude.PurpleBaze said:Regarding Natalee Holloway:
No but I think I 2-stepped with her at the anchor de barco to 'achey brakey heart' by billy ray. I was swinging with my ex looking for a threesome. We passed. Too gangly and uncoordinated. Not good for naked double-dutch (our foreplay at the time) -
Hookies, bookies and opium cookies. You could burn it all In one week in Vegas. But at least you'll have something interesting to tell your son down the road that sounds cool, and a Memorable weekend for once in your life . Get out and live a little...The alternative is living your life AT HH like baabs with nothing to show for it.
Or fly down to San Fran withTommy and blow it on dancing, Molly and heated butt sex. That will only burn 4k, but the emergency room visit, the stitches and 2-day stay will break you
