Fluff alert: Danny Shelton human interest story

PurpleBaze

Maybe ESPN Gameday will include this as one of their many player profiles. The article is about Shelton's pet dogs. One is named Moni (LOL... dawgman's wife's name is Moni) and the other once is Juicy (paying homage to HCH's "juicy dumper" no doubt). They also mention Shelton's massive legs. They don't go as far as drooling over his massing calves, like the UW-Cal game announcers, however.

seattletimes.com/html/huskyfootball/2024799291_uwfootballshelton17xml.html

Dennis_DeYoung

God I hate human interest stories.

Here's the thing: good for Danny, that's great and I respect his dogs and thighs and all that shit... But I would be excited for him to ass-rape Mariota just the same if he were Jeremiah Pharms. Fuck 'em.

PurpleBaze

Yeah, not a huge fan of human interest stories myself. But, his actions on the field speak for themselves. I think he'll do fine tomorrow. I'm not sure if he'll get to Mariota, but he just needs to make the middle of the line unavailable.

GrundleStiltzkin

Fluff story but I liked it.

MikeDamone

Pit bull...

Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...

PurpleBaze

MikeDamone said:

Pit bulls...

Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...

Disagree

MikeDamone

PurpleBaze said:

MikeDamone said:

Pit bulls...

Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...

Disagree

here we go...we have a pit bull defender. They suck ass. Here is where you tell me you know so many sweet pit bulls that wouldn't hurt a fly.

It's the owner, not the breed, right?

Fuck off.

PurpleBaze

It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.

MikeDamone

PurpleBaze said:

It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.

As predicted... this where you say it's the owner, not the breed and you've only seen sweet pitbulls. Like fucking clock work.

They are breed to be powerful and aggressive.

Well, 6 years ago a Pit did $1000 damage on my dog as we were walking down a public street. So I have some anecdotal evidence too. But that doesn't mean shit. Check the facts.

Good christ. Don't ban them...but if your pit attacks someone or another animal you get a year in jail. How about that?

Maybe it's the owners AND the breed.

Abundance...

topdawgnc

So we are clear.

I am for fluffers, but against human interest stories.

RaceBannon

Two weeks ago I was walking my dog when two pit bulls started circling us. They had no collars. Might have been rogues. I had to fight them off kicking them in the face while protecting my dog. Fortunately we were by a golf course and a couple of greenskeepers with rakes and a home owner with mace came to the rescue. I was getting tired and those fucks were not giving up

PurpleBaze

MikeDamone said:

PurpleBaze said:

It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.

As predicted... this where you say it's the owner, not the breed and you've only seen sweet pitbulls. Like fucking clock work.

Good christ. Don't ban them...but if your pit attacks someone or another animal you get a year in jail. How about that?

Maybe it's the owners AND the breed.

Abundance...

I don't have anything against that. Everyone should take responsibility for their pets' behavior. I don't care what breed the dog is.

MikeDamone

RaceBannon said:

Two weeks ago I was walking my dog when two pit bulls started circling us. They had no collars. Might have been rogues. I had to fight them off kicking them in the face while protecting my dog. Fortunately we were by a golf course and a couple of greenskeepers with rakes and a home owner with mace came to the rescue. I was getting tired and those fucks were not giving up

They were really sweet. Just misunderstood.

Fuck those dogs and 81% of the trashy people that own them.

Of course the owner of the pit that nearly killed my 70lb dog wouldn't TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for his animal. And since he was a piece of trashy shit, taking him to court would do no good. Animal control gave his dog what it deserved though.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

This is the most aggressive dog breed:



I think it is because of the small penis.

RaceBannon

Small dogs are more aggressive but they fly farther when you kick them

MikeDamone

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

This is the most aggressive dog breed:



I think it is because of the small penis.

Yeah..call me when one does this..

oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/10/third_vicious_pit_bull_attack.html

CuntWaffle

The pitbull is a peaceful breed is the dog version argument of Islam is a peaceful religion. People like to say "don't apply it to the majority because of a few bad apples" shit.

RaceBannon

CuntWaffle said:

The pitbull is a peaceful breed is the dog version argument of Islam is a peaceful religion. People like to say "don't apply it to the majority because of a few bad apples" shit.

I should do a fark of a pitbull with a dynamite belt and turban

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

No doubt the pitbull does serious damage, I was just pointing out that the most aggressive breed is a little shit dog. Not really disagreeing with you at all, Mik Dabone.

CuntWaffle

On another note I have a friend who is a dog trainer and has a half pit rescue dog who was extremely hostile at first but won't hurt anything now. They can be trained but how many people actually train their dog besides how to sit?

I do agree if you own a pitbull (or any dog for that matter) then the liability should be on the owner and the dog.

MikeDamone

CuntWaffle said:

On another note I have a friend who is a dog trainer and has a half pit rescue dog who was extremely hostile at first but won't hurt anything now. They can be trained but how many people actually train their dog besides how to sit?

I do agree if you own a pitbull (or any dog for that matter) then the liability should be on the owner and the dog.

riiiight..... Until it does.