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Fluff alert: Danny Shelton human interest story

PurpleBaze
PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
Maybe ESPN Gameday will include this as one of their many player profiles. The article is about Shelton's pet dogs. One is named Moni (LOL... dawgman's wife's name is Moni) and the other once is Juicy (paying homage to HCH's "juicy dumper" no doubt). They also mention Shelton's massive legs. They don't go as far as drooling over his massing calves, like the UW-Cal game announcers, however.

seattletimes.com/html/huskyfootball/2024799291_uwfootballshelton17xml.html
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Yeah, not a huge fan of human interest stories myself. But, his actions on the field speak for themselves. I think he'll do fine tomorrow. I'm not sure if he'll get to Mariota, but he just needs to make the middle of the line unavailable.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Fluff story but I liked it.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited October 2014
    Pit bull...

    Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club

    Pit bulls...

    Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...

    Disagree
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited October 2014

    Pit bulls...

    Fuck, those are trashy piece of shit dogs...

    Disagree
    here we go...we have a pit bull defender. They suck ass. Here is where you tell me you know so many sweet pit bulls that wouldn't hurt a fly.

    It's the owner, not the breed, right?

    Fuck off.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

    I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

    The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited October 2014

    It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

    I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

    The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.

    As predicted... this where you say it's the owner, not the breed and you've only seen sweet pitbulls. Like fucking clock work.

    They are breed to be powerful and aggressive.

    Well, 6 years ago a Pit did $1000 damage on my dog as we were walking down a public street. So I have some anecdotal evidence too. But that doesn't mean shit. Check the facts.

    Good christ. Don't ban them...but if your pit attacks someone or another animal you get a year in jail. How about that?

    Maybe it's the owners AND the breed.

    Abundance...
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    So we are clear.

    I am for fluffers, but against human interest stories.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,187 Founders Club
    Two weeks ago I was walking my dog when two pit bulls started circling us. They had no collars. Might have been rogues. I had to fight them off kicking them in the face while protecting my dog. Fortunately we were by a golf course and a couple of greenskeepers with rakes and a home owner with mace came to the rescue. I was getting tired and those fucks were not giving up
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club

    It's all in training. It's true that trashy people seem to like getting pit bulls as pets. If you mistreat your dog and don't train them properly, then they may end up being aggressive.

    I just don't like all this talk about banning pit bulls, etc. I see people walking pit bulls every now and then and I've never seen one be aggressive.

    The only time I was ever attacked and bitten by a dog, it wasn't a pit bull. It was just some mutt running around the neighborhood.

    As predicted... this where you say it's the owner, not the breed and you've only seen sweet pitbulls. Like fucking clock work.

    Good christ. Don't ban them...but if your pit attacks someone or another animal you get a year in jail. How about that?

    Maybe it's the owners AND the breed.

    Abundance...
    I don't have anything against that. Everyone should take responsibility for their pets' behavior. I don't care what breed the dog is.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    This is the most aggressive dog breed:

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    I think it is because of the small penis.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    This is the most aggressive dog breed:

    image

    I think it is because of the small penis.

    Yeah..call me when one does this..

    oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/10/third_vicious_pit_bull_attack.html
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    No doubt the pitbull does serious damage, I was just pointing out that the most aggressive breed is a little shit dog. Not really disagreeing with you at all, Mik Dabone.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    On another note I have a friend who is a dog trainer and has a half pit rescue dog who was extremely hostile at first but won't hurt anything now. They can be trained but how many people actually train their dog besides how to sit?

    I do agree if you own a pitbull (or any dog for that matter) then the liability should be on the owner and the dog.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    On another note I have a friend who is a dog trainer and has a half pit rescue dog who was extremely hostile at first but won't hurt anything now. They can be trained but how many people actually train their dog besides how to sit?

    I do agree if you own a pitbull (or any dog for that matter) then the liability should be on the owner and the dog.

    riiiight..... Until it does.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    “It is my understanding that a dog is a vicious animal.”

    In all seriousness, I'm very sorry about your dog Damone. I'm not trying to make light of things, but this thread totally went in an unexpected direction. I figured I'd get downvoted and told to LEAVE for posting a human interest story.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Look for Tom Rinaldi to do a story on Damone's dog on Gameday

    "Little Scruffles and Mike have a ritual. They watch every Husky game together. At least they did until that one day when Mike and Scrufles were on a walk...........cue ominous piano music

    I LULZed for real.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club

    Look for Tom Rinaldi to do a story on Damone's dog on Gameday

    "Little Scruffles and Mike have a ritual. They watch every Husky game together. At least they did until that one day when Mike and Scrufles were on a walk...........cue ominous piano music

    Okay, I LOL'ed...
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    @Swaye, fuck you and your 53 seconds.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    “It is my understanding that a dog is a vicious animal.”

    In all seriousness, I'm very sorry about your dog Damone. I'm not trying to make light of things, but this thread totally went in an unexpected direction. I figured I'd get downvoted and told to LEAVE for posting a human interest story.

    LEAVE!!!
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Look for Tom Rinaldi to do a story on Damone's dog on Gameday

    "Little Scruffles and Mike have a ritual. They watch every Husky game together. At least they did until that one day when Mike and Scrufles were on a walk...........cue ominous piano music

    I know your'e being sarcastic, but the dog (RIP) was a 70lb Golden Retriever mix. She was a rescue...who rescued who? is what I asked....
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Fucking drippy vaginas around here.

    The more people talk about things that aren't football/tits/joke related, the worse this board gets. The inverse is also true.
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,398 Founders Club
    how the fuck did an article about what a fucking stud Danny Shelton is turn into this little drippy vaginafest. Fuck, if your dog can't handle themselves, that's on the owner. Teach them how to defend themselves.
    You have no idea what the mean streets of south Auburn are like. You don't go anywhere without your pit when there are six 7-11 in town.

    I'll bet you Chris Peterson would have something to say on this thread