Beyond 5 Reasons
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Lets play the "my kid has cancer" card and hit up other forums for donations.
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I thought Mississippi State already did that?
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The best part is that they are picking up on it and still fall for it. Makes it even more hilarious. No need to fix what isn't broken.
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Someone could start a "Mike Damone has cancer" thread on Dawgman.....See if anyone would send their T's and P's
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"Show me a guy in this room who thinks he has arrived. It's the wrong mindset." Petermen is changing the culture on these boreds.CuntWaffle said:The best part is that they are picking up on it and still fall for it. Makes it even more hilarious. No need to fix what isn't broken.
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don't forget the bit about going to the game in the wrong city. Haven't seen that one as much lately. but you are right, would be good to come up with a few new weapons for the arsenal.
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I like to accuse the opposing mascot of promoting rape culture. That's what I like to do.
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You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.
You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.
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I came up with that one too. You're welcome.PurpleReign said:don't forget the bit about going to the game in the wrong city. Haven't seen that one as much lately. but you are right, would be good to come up with a few new weapons for the arsenal.
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5 reasons on the educk board this year might be entertaining especially since it won't be a joke.
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I don't think anyone would know what "mike *****'has cancer" meansHuskyJW said:Someone could start a "Mike Damone has cancer" thread on Dawgman.....See if anyone would send their T's and P's
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Damone, we're all DAWGS here brother. Not trying to go after your work, I'm way more classy then that, I never boo the poasts. Also, just read about your cancer, I know I speak for the rest of us here when we say that we're with you all the way and there's nothing cancer can do against PURPLE blood. All your dawgs in pack are with you brother. WOOF!!!MikeDamone said:You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.
You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.
Edit: Just heard from the Damone family. The cancer has won.
GOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
HUUUUUSSSSSKKKIIIIIIEEEEEeeeeeeessssssssssssss
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If you can't drop some T's and P's when Mike Damone has cancer, you're not as classy as I thought you were.WilburHooksHands said:
Damone, we're all DAWGS here brother. Not trying to go after your work, I'm way more classy then that, I never boo the poasts. Also, just read about your cancer, I know I speak for the rest of us here when we say that we're with you all the way and there's nothing cancer can do against PURPLE blood. All your dawgs in pack are with you brother. WOOF!!!MikeDamone said:You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.
You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.
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The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.
Here are some ideas…
-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU. -
You got a problem with the 5 reasons? We can settle this at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District.WilburHooksHands said:I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.
Oh and Tees and Pees to the Damone family. My mom had breast cancer so I know its tough. -
There's no way cancer will win against Damone.
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RIP, cancerPurpleBaze said:There's no way cancer will win against Damone.
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I clicked on this thread thinking this was going to be like a "30 For 30" ESPN special on 5 reasons and how it started or something.
Needless to say I am disappointed. -
Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.HeretoBeatmyChest said:The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.
Here are some ideas…
-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU. -
I've always thought throwing in Morgan Rosborough in either the o-line reason or speed reason would be pretty funny.PurpleReign said:
Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.HeretoBeatmyChest said:The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.
Here are some ideas…
-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.
Either way it'll be interesting. I crack up every time I read 5 Reasons. Keep up the good work Damone! -
Saw Morgan at the Georgia State game. Whenever we see each other we laugh and laugh. Good dude and even better drinker.Fecal_Matter said:
I've always thought throwing in Morgan Rosborough in either the o-line reason or speed reason would be pretty funny.PurpleReign said:
Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.HeretoBeatmyChest said:The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.
Here are some ideas…
-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.
Either way it'll be interesting. I crack up every time I read 5 Reasons. Keep up the good work Damone! -
5 reasons is still great, but new trolling methods are good too. As always, abundance wins.
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Damn it Damone! Just because you have cancer is no excuse for you lazying around in sweatpants all day and not posting a 5 reasons. So take a brake from the kemo induced vomiting and make an fake account and get to work. Washington has a big game against the Seahawks this monday and I won't stand by and see those pansy ass 12's popping off in their forums w/o knowing the 5 Reasons why the Huskies will win the game.
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Maybe we should have a VIP section. I would pay double!!MikeDamone said:You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.
You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.
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Frankly, I'm disappointed that some of you out here are disappointedCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I clicked on this thread thinking this was going to be like a "30 For 30" ESPN special on 5 reasons and how it started or something.
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Solid bump. That's a pretty good read. I chinned a post from 2014. Couldn't not do it.
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RIP Tommy.TommySQC said:
Maybe we should have a VIP section. I would pay double!!MikeDamone said:You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.
You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.
