Beyond 5 Reasons

MikeDamone

HuskyJW said:

Someone could start a "Mike Damone has cancer" thread on Dawgman.....See if anyone would send their T's and P's

I don't think anyone would know what "mike *****'has cancer" means

WilburHooksHands

MikeDamone said:

You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.

You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.

Damone, we're all DAWGS here brother. Not trying to go after your work, I'm way more classy then that, I never boo the poasts. Also, just read about your cancer, I know I speak for the rest of us here when we say that we're with you all the way and there's nothing cancer can do against PURPLE blood. All your dawgs in pack are with you brother. WOOF!!!


Edit: Just heard from the Damone family. The cancer has won.

GOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
HUUUUUSSSSSKKKIIIIIIEEEEEeeeeeeessssssssssssss
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

dnc

WilburHooksHands said:

MikeDamone said:

You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.

You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.

Damone, we're all DAWGS here brother. Not trying to go after your work, I'm way more classy then that, I never boo the poasts. Also, just read about your cancer, I know I speak for the rest of us here when we say that we're with you all the way and there's nothing cancer can do against PURPLE blood. All your dawgs in pack are with you brother. WOOF!!!

If you can't drop some T's and P's when Mike Damone has cancer, you're not as classy as I thought you were.

HeretoBeatmyChest

The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.

Here are some ideas…

-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.

WildcatHB

WilburHooksHands said:

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

You got a problem with the 5 reasons? We can settle this at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District.

Oh and Tees and Pees to the Damone family. My mom had breast cancer so I know its tough.

PurpleBaze

There's no way cancer will win against Damone.

dnc

PurpleBaze said:

There's no way cancer will win against Damone.

RIP, cancer

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I clicked on this thread thinking this was going to be like a "30 For 30" ESPN special on 5 reasons and how it started or something.

Needless to say I am disappointed.

PurpleReign

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.

Here are some ideas…

-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.

Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.

Fecal_Matter

PurpleReign said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.

Here are some ideas…

-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.

Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.

I've always thought throwing in Morgan Rosborough in either the o-line reason or speed reason would be pretty funny.

Either way it'll be interesting. I crack up every time I read 5 Reasons. Keep up the good work Damone!