ESPN video perfectly captures typical duck fan
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The commentary is hilarious:
Tracy Maybank · Top Commenter
The Picture of that drunk, toothless Duck's fan laughing at the MSU fan is funny
Reply · · 5 · 3 hours ago
Scott Roth · Top Commenter
Strange that they still don't seem to know how to win. Uh, Mr. Duck Fan, you are at home and were favored heavily...maybe you should put down the gin and act like an adult?
Reply · · 3 · about an hour ago
Tracy Maybank · Top Commenter
Scott Roth Bingo! -
Too gummy?
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-Toothless: check
-One Earing: check
-Drunk: check
-Arrogant: check
-Fat ugly wife: check
-Creepy: check
-Never been to college: check
He definitely passes the look test.
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this poast is like flypaper for doogs
besides, you have no idea what MSU fans are capable of
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Needs more rape in parking lot.
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Black eye for Oregon.
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Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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Not that I disagree about the white trash factor at Autzen. it's there.
but I'm so fucking tired of the whole "know how to win" shit. what in the fuck does that even fucking mean? i don't think anyone really knows unless it's "hey, be as boring as you can fucking be."
i know he was a good coach, but I actually met Don James on a couple of occasions. while I wouldn't call him an asshole, because i didn't know him well enough to judge, he had the personality of a wet cardboard box and was not someone you wanted to go drinking with.
if THAT's what people mean by knowing how to win, and the ethos guys like that represented, then you can fucking have it. i'll take fun instead. i'll take the Playmaker jumping into the end zone with the fans, Cortez Kennedy doing the hip thrust sack dance, Randall Hill doing the George Fucking Jefferson (which is one of the all time best) and all the rest of the ghetto shit that made me fall in love with Miami in the first place.
1. It's original. 2. years later, people copy it. and 3. it's actually fun and it keeps me from falling asleep or, more accurately, wanting to DIAFF.
my fucking life is boring enough as it is. why in the flying fuck would I ever want to watch young boys score touch downs and place the ball on the ground and act like it's no big deal? why in the fuck would I want to be a part of a fan base that's that fucking boring and constipated?
you can fucking have it if you like it. i'd rather be next to the toothless guy and throw poo right back at him when my team FUCKING DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT. that way I know I'm sort of alive. otherwise, if you make me sit next to all the boring fucks out there who have "class" (whatever that means) then I'd rather just slit my wrists and get it over with.
fucking white bread cold blooded honkies. the only people who know how to win are the people who win. the losers don't know shit. when you win you get to act however in the fuck you want to act. it's the story of the conqueror and the conquered. get over it or make babies who are smart enough to get into the ivy league where nobody watches the games. -
be careful how you use that word or I will meet you at a gas station on Aurora and fucking end you.purpledoogfan said:-Toothless: check
-One Earing: check
-Drunk: check
-Arrogant: check
-Fat ugly wife: check
-Creepy: check
-Never been to college: check
He definitely passes the look test. -
WHOREgon is a bunch of zer0s !!!ELEVEN!!!
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Huh? That was a Seahawks Super Bowl celebration and Stringfellow is no longer on the team.
AZDuck said:Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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The 12s are terrible, no argument here.AZDuck said:Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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Yes, bandwagon fans who probably don't have a fucking clue who Joe Nash or Blair (Full) Bush was.
Or Rufus Porter
GrundleStiltzkin said:
The 12s are terrible, no argument here.AZDuck said:Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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there's no overlap between 12s and doogs, none whatsoever
Kind of related, this picture is still on the Army of Doogs public Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Army-of-Dawgs/118263434896212?sk=photos_stream#!/118263434896212/photos/pb.118263434896212.-2207520000.1410293415./400121683377051/?type=3&theater -
BRB; JOAZDuck said: -
Shit, do a google search. oregon fans are perhaps the most classless in athletics (college, pro, whatever). It's equivalent to the Walmart photo website. Whether it's taunting Kevin Love's grandmother, stealing Wisconsin fans' seats, or tossing urine at opposing players, is it any wonder that they are the trashiest people on the west coast?
Every fan base has a few classless fans, but it's the sheer number at oregon that puts them head-and-shoulders above the rest.
I don't even know why this is a debate. Case closed. Drop the mic. It's over. -
Settle down Francis.creepycoug said:Not that I disagree about the white trash factor at Autzen. it's there.
but I'm so fucking tired of the whole "know how to win" shit. what in the fuck does that even fucking mean? i don't think anyone really knows unless it's "hey, be as boring as you can fucking be."
i know he was a good coach, but I actually met Don James on a couple of occasions. while I wouldn't call him an asshole, because i didn't know him well enough to judge, he had the personality of a wet cardboard box and was not someone you wanted to go drinking with.
if THAT's what people mean by knowing how to win, and the ethos guys like that represented, then you can fucking have it. i'll take fun instead. i'll take the Playmaker jumping into the end zone with the fans, Cortez Kennedy doing the hip thrust sack dance, Randall Hill doing the George Fucking Jefferson (which is one of the all time best) and all the rest of the ghetto shit that made me fall in love with Miami in the first place.
1. It's original. 2. years later, people copy it. and 3. it's actually fun and it keeps me from falling asleep or, more accurately, wanting to DIAFF.
my fucking life is boring enough as it is. why in the flying fuck would I ever want to watch young boys score touch downs and place the ball on the ground and act like it's no big deal? why in the fuck would I want to be a part of a fan base that's that fucking boring and constipated?
you can fucking have it if you like it. i'd rather be next to the toothless guy and throw poo right back at him when my team FUCKING DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT. that way I know I'm sort of alive. otherwise, if you make me sit next to all the boring fucks out there who have "class" (whatever that means) then I'd rather just slit my wrists and get it over with.
fucking white bread cold blooded honkies. the only people who know how to win are the people who win. the losers don't know shit. when you win you get to act however in the fuck you want to act. it's the story of the conqueror and the conquered. get over it or make babies who are smart enough to get into the ivy league where nobody watches the games. -
AZDuck said:
Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
It's been established..the 12s are the worst. Did you have a point?GrundleStiltzkin said:
The 12s are terrible, no argument here.AZDuck said:Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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Or Matt HasselbeckHFNY said:Yes, bandwagon fans who probably don't have a fucking clue who Joe Nash or Blair (Full) Bush was.
Or Rufus PorterGrundleStiltzkin said:
The 12s are terrible, no argument here.AZDuck said:Also too, don't ever talk to me about fanbases ever again
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FO, eseMikeDamone said:
Settle down Francis.creepycoug said:Not that I disagree about the white trash factor at Autzen. it's there.
but I'm so fucking tired of the whole "know how to win" shit. what in the fuck does that even fucking mean? i don't think anyone really knows unless it's "hey, be as boring as you can fucking be."
i know he was a good coach, but I actually met Don James on a couple of occasions. while I wouldn't call him an asshole, because i didn't know him well enough to judge, he had the personality of a wet cardboard box and was not someone you wanted to go drinking with.
if THAT's what people mean by knowing how to win, and the ethos guys like that represented, then you can fucking have it. i'll take fun instead. i'll take the Playmaker jumping into the end zone with the fans, Cortez Kennedy doing the hip thrust sack dance, Randall Hill doing the George Fucking Jefferson (which is one of the all time best) and all the rest of the ghetto shit that made me fall in love with Miami in the first place.
1. It's original. 2. years later, people copy it. and 3. it's actually fun and it keeps me from falling asleep or, more accurately, wanting to DIAFF.
my fucking life is boring enough as it is. why in the flying fuck would I ever want to watch young boys score touch downs and place the ball on the ground and act like it's no big deal? why in the fuck would I want to be a part of a fan base that's that fucking boring and constipated?
you can fucking have it if you like it. i'd rather be next to the toothless guy and throw poo right back at him when my team FUCKING DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT. that way I know I'm sort of alive. otherwise, if you make me sit next to all the boring fucks out there who have "class" (whatever that means) then I'd rather just slit my wrists and get it over with.
fucking white bread cold blooded honkies. the only people who know how to win are the people who win. the losers don't know shit. when you win you get to act however in the fuck you want to act. it's the story of the conqueror and the conquered. get over it or make babies who are smart enough to get into the ivy league where nobody watches the games.
