We Need To Come To A National Consensus On Airplane Seat Reclining
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Good - I'll plop back into your knees AND prevent the person in front of me from reclining. Abundance.RoadDawg55 said:Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
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FTFYPurpleJ said:Kim likes to get a booster seat.
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This. I stopped reclining because it wasn't worth the effort. Seems like seats used to recline a lot more. So I just use my Navy Seal training and suffer the torture of the flight with mental tuffnessRoadDawg55 said:Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
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I figure that the person behind me owns the space my reclining seat would be in, so I only recline if it doesn't bug the person behind me. If it bugs them, I don't recline.
I do the neck pillow and large doses of AC/DC when I fly. Alcohol also helps. If hearing AC/DC bugs you, then you can go kill your stupid fucking self. -
So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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With you in charge there would have been no World War II.allpurpleallgold said:So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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I know you're being sarcastic but Neville Chamberlain all but assured WW2Swaye said:
With you in charge there would have been no World War II.allpurpleallgold said:So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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I just wanted a post where APAG was the Great Compromiser.RaceBannon said:
I know you're being sarcastic but Neville Chamberlain all but assured WW2Swaye said:
With you in charge there would have been no World War II.allpurpleallgold said:So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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I did the knees into the back of the seat thing once. Except I was in the back of a cop car. I'll be sure to complain to my local congressman about leg room in police vehicles.
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Should have finished the compromise with the request for a blow job ...allpurpleallgold said:So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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ROFL - I like to go on the internet and brag about what a tough guy I am on airplanes...
"NOBODY RECLINES IN MY SPACE MAN. FUCKING NOBODY. TRY IT. JUST TRY IT. I FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I'LL STOP YOU WITH MY KNEES AND MAKE YOUR LIFE FUCKING MISERABLE. BECAUSE I'M ANTI-SEAT RECLINER TOUGH GUY!! NOBODY RECLINES ON ME MAN!!!!!!! I DON"T FUCKING CARE THAT THE SEATS RECLINE AND THAT IS THE INTENT. JUST DON'T TRY IT WITH ME!!!!!!!!"
"HEY STEWARDESS!!! CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CAN OF COMPLIMENTARY COKE SO I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT TO MAKE SURE THIS ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF ME DOESN'T TRY TO RECLINE WHILE EVERYBODY IS SLEEPING???"
Get a life dumbfuck.greenblood said:Every flight, the first thing I do when I set is to rest my knees up against the person's seat in front of me, but not hard enough for them to notice. Every flight, that dipshit in front of me tries to recline but meets an impenetrable wall. The person then jabs the seat against my knees twice, thinking the seat is stuck. Then he/she turns and sees my knees resting there. I then get a dirty look, and an asshole huff. I then reply with, "next time bring a neck pillow"
Every so often I run into a dumbass that wants to check every 15 minutes or so, to see if I moved my knees, which I never do. It's only ok to recline when the seat behind you is empty or some kid is behind you. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO. -
I like to complain about stupid shit and neglect the fact that I'm flying in a metal tube 35,000 feet in the air, so it might just be a bit less comfortable than my Lazy Boy.
I do that.
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This. I don't fly a lot, but it has to be in the forty to sixty range by now. Reclining seats have never bothered me. It goes back about three quarters of an inch... Who cares? Now, cunty, wrinkled, overweight 56 yr old stewardesses? Crying kids? Weirdo ex military guys sitting near me mumbling under their breath? Charging for foodd on 3 plus hour flights? People piling up near the back to use the john? Airlines being late 30% of the time? Us fucking Air?RoadDawg55 said:Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
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Your_Mom said:
ROFL - I like to go on the internet and brag about what a tough guy I am on airplanes...
"NOBODY RECLINES IN MY SPACE MAN. FUCKING NOBODY. TRY IT. JUST TRY IT. I FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I'LL STOP YOU WITH MY KNEES AND MAKE YOUR LIFE FUCKING MISERABLE. BECAUSE I'M ANTI-SEAT RECLINER TOUGH GUY!! NOBODY RECLINES ON ME MAN!!!!!!! I DON"T FUCKING CARE THAT THE SEATS RECLINE AND THAT IS THE INTENT. JUST DON'T TRY IT WITH ME!!!!!!!!"
"HEY STEWARDESS!!! CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CAN OF COMPLIMENTARY COKE SO I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT TO MAKE SURE THIS ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF ME DOESN'T TRY TO RECLINE WHILE EVERYBODY IS SLEEPING???"
Get a life dumbfuck.greenblood said:Every flight, the first thing I do when I set is to rest my knees up against the person's seat in front of me, but not hard enough for them to notice. Every flight, that dipshit in front of me tries to recline but meets an impenetrable wall. The person then jabs the seat against my knees twice, thinking the seat is stuck. Then he/she turns and sees my knees resting there. I then get a dirty look, and an asshole huff. I then reply with, "next time bring a neck pillow"
Every so often I run into a dumbass that wants to check every 15 minutes or so, to see if I moved my knees, which I never do. It's only ok to recline when the seat behind you is empty or some kid is behind you. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO.
As said, I fly a lot and recline all the time. Never come across one these street toughs on a flight. -
This is a hilarious article posted today in reference to this topic.
BTW, i would like to see some of the midgets who likely get into full knee mode against a seat. More than likely they will only do it to women. Que internet tough guy.....
cnn.com/2014/09/02/travel/airline-seat-recline-diversion/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 -
Look, you paid for a seat in a sardine can that allows for the seat in front of you to recline into your lap.
You knew this going in. You are the one who chose to be a cheap ass. You want to kick my seat like a fucking spoiled entitled child? Fine. Just wait until you have a drink or snack on your tray table. If you're behind me, it's gonna end up in your lap when I jerk my seat back to dump it on you... Then pour out the apologies as you reach for your carry on to get a new shirt and pants to change into.
As you fly into a rage, realizing there isn't one fucking thing you can do about it, I'll kindly remind you to consider first class next time you fly... but, I'll wait until juuuuust the right moment to cause you the greatest amount of anguish. -
That's dark shit man...sarktastic said:Look, you paid for a seat in a sardine can that allows for the seat in front of you to recline into your lap.
You knew this going in. You are the one who chose to be a cheap ass. You want to kick my seat like a fucking spoiled entitled child? Fine. Just wait until you have a drink or snack on your tray table. If you're behind me, it's gonna end up in your lap when I jerk my seat back to dump it on you... Then pour out the apologies as you reach for your carry on to get a new shirt and pants to change into.
As you fly into a rage, realizing there isn't one fucking thing you can do about it, I'll kindly remind you to consider first class next time you fly... but, I'll wait until juuuuust the right moment to cause you the greatest amount of anguish. -
You wont get to that point because my knees will be so far up your ass your fucking seat won't budge. If you happen to do recline, enjoy my newspaper rattling the back of your head.sarktastic said:Look, you paid for a seat in a sardine can that allows for the seat in front of you to recline into your lap.
You knew this going in. You are the one who chose to be a cheap ass. You want to kick my seat like a fucking spoiled entitled child? Fine. Just wait until you have a drink or snack on your tray table. If you're behind me, it's gonna end up in your lap when I jerk my seat back to dump it on you... Then pour out the apologies as you reach for your carry on to get a new shirt and pants to change into.
As you fly into a rage, realizing there isn't one fucking thing you can do about it, I'll kindly remind you to consider first class next time you fly... but, I'll wait until juuuuust the right moment to cause you the greatest amount of anguish. -
That's it. Book a flight now motherfucker... and you better bring 2 newspapers and some kneepads.MikeDamone said:
You wont get to that point because my knees will be so far up your ass your fucking seat won't budge. If you happen to do recline, enjoy my newspaper rattling the back of your head.sarktastic said:Look, you paid for a seat in a sardine can that allows for the seat in front of you to recline into your lap.
You knew this going in. You are the one who chose to be a cheap ass. You want to kick my seat like a fucking spoiled entitled child? Fine. Just wait until you have a drink or snack on your tray table. If you're behind me, it's gonna end up in your lap when I jerk my seat back to dump it on you... Then pour out the apologies as you reach for your carry on to get a new shirt and pants to change into.
As you fly into a rage, realizing there isn't one fucking thing you can do about it, I'll kindly remind you to consider first class next time you fly... but, I'll wait until juuuuust the right moment to cause you the greatest amount of anguish.
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BRB,JOsarktastic said:
That's it. Book a flight now motherfucker... and you better bring 2 newspapers and some kneepads.MikeDamone said:
You wont get to that point because my knees will be so far up your ass your fucking seat won't budge. If you happen to do recline, enjoy my newspaper rattling the back of your head.sarktastic said:Look, you paid for a seat in a sardine can that allows for the seat in front of you to recline into your lap.
You knew this going in. You are the one who chose to be a cheap ass. You want to kick my seat like a fucking spoiled entitled child? Fine. Just wait until you have a drink or snack on your tray table. If you're behind me, it's gonna end up in your lap when I jerk my seat back to dump it on you... Then pour out the apologies as you reach for your carry on to get a new shirt and pants to change into.
As you fly into a rage, realizing there isn't one fucking thing you can do about it, I'll kindly remind you to consider first class next time you fly... but, I'll wait until juuuuust the right moment to cause you the greatest amount of anguish.