We Need To Come To A National Consensus On Airplane Seat Reclining
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Fuck that bitch, I recline all I fucking want on an airplane.
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Not if I'm behind you you don't. It's a miserable experience for the recliner. Simple fact.whatshouldicareabout said:Fuck that bitch, I recline all I fucking want on an airplane.
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Most airline seats are built for the person that is 5'8" and 140 pounds.
I'm neither.
At 6 feet, my knees go into the back of the seat in front of me before or after reclining. The best thing for me as a taller person is to actually recline slightly so that I can get a better angle for my knees to get underneath the seat in front of me and extend throughout the flight.
When you're 5'2" (like I'm sure that author is), you don't have a fucking clue. -
We need to reach a national consensus on how old kids have to be before they can ride a plane. Maybe have a timeout room in the back. Annoying kids with limp dick parents that don't believe in raising their voice or spanking are the absolute fucking worst thing in the world.
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Every flight, the first thing I do when I set is to rest my knees up against the person's seat in front of me, but not hard enough for them to notice. Every flight, that dipshit in front of me tries to recline but meets an impenetrable wall. The person then jabs the seat against my knees twice, thinking the seat is stuck. Then he/she turns and sees my knees resting there. I then get a dirty look, and an asshole huff. I then reply with, "next time bring a neck pillow"
Every so often I run into a dumbass that wants to check every 15 minutes or so, to see if I moved my knees, which I never do. It's only ok to recline when the seat behind you is empty or some kid is behind you. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO. -
All of this talk about airplane seats and no one is giving odds that Fetters has to ask for the seat belt extension AND gets charged for a 2nd seat.
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Airlines are missing out on charging hundreds of dollars per ticket for more leg room.
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Every flight, the first thing I do when the crew gives the okay, is recline my seat. Once in a while, some dipshit behind me gets his panties in a wad because I banged into his legs and forced them out of the way. Then he turns to his wife and whimpers.
It's only ok to not expect the seat in front of you to recline when the seat is empty. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO. -
Be glad you've never sat infront of me because I'd make your flight a living hell.Baphomet said:Every flight, the first thing I do when the crew gives the okay, is recline my seat. Once in a while, some dipshit behind me gets his panties in a wad because I banged into his legs and forced them out of the way. Then he turns to his wife and whimpers.
It's only ok to not expect the seat in front of you to recline when the seat is empty. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO. -
I've actually had dumb fucks turn around and say, I'm trying to recline ... can you please move your legs.
I smile as I drive my knee in a little deeper.
I also make sure they get the top of their head tickled from my newspaper. -
I probably have. You probably whimpered like the rest of them.greenblood said:
Be glad you've never sat infront of me because I'd make your flight a living hell.Baphomet said:Every flight, the first thing I do when the crew gives the okay, is recline my seat. Once in a while, some dipshit behind me gets his panties in a wad because I banged into his legs and forced them out of the way. Then he turns to his wife and whimpers.
It's only ok to not expect the seat in front of you to recline when the seat is empty. Other than that, pay first class/business class or GTFO. -
White people problems
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This is why I fly 1st class
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If you put your seat back in my lap, be prepared for my knees and feet constantly bumping and kicking your seat. I can keep that up for hours. If you don't like it, the solution is simple, get the fuck out of my lap and give me some room.
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Ummmm..mobey said:Which one of you dipshits was this?
Two Dumbasses
1. The Christian Science monitor is your source?
2. I thought that's what we're talking about. I didn't read the original article. -
Sounds like flying coach really sucks.
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When you recline your seat, does it get stuck against a tackle box?OZONE said:Sounds like flying coach really sucks.
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The latter depends on how nice the stewadist feels like being. But the former, without question, 100%.CheersWestDawg said:All of this talk about airplane seats and no one is giving odds that Fetters has to ask for the seat belt extension AND gets charged for a 2nd seat.
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Doesn't matter whether you recline or not, it isn't improving your leg room if you're tall. As someone who's well over average height, you're f-ed either way. Why make it any worse for the person behind you?????
Sorry, but in these cases i believe in taking one for the team. I'm already going to hate my life for X hours, I don't see a reason to really make two of us miserable.
BTW, my pet peeve is walking by the exit row and watching some douche swinging their legs b/c at a robust 5'4" they can't even touch the ground. Yup, that should be outlawed. You can not sit in an exit row unless you're 6'0" over. -
Kim likes to recline his seat.
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PurpleJ said:
We need to reach a national consensus on how old kids have to be before they can ride a plane. Maybe have a timeout room in the back. Annoying kids with limp dick parents that don't believe in raising their voice or spanking are the absolute fucking worst thing in the world.
So is kim considered a child for the tantrums or the height? -
Kim is considered a child for lots of reasons.
1. Never been laid
2. Doesn't know when to shut his mouth
3. Loves to engage in hero worship/sack sucking
4. Can't ride most rides at the amusement park
5. Needs a booster seat to sit at the adult table
There are other reasons, I'm sure. I usually stop at 5. -
Get fucked lady. I'm a frequent flyer and I'm 6'1". I'm not sitting in the full upright and locked position for a 5hr bicoastal flight.
And any of you fags want to be tough guy and block my seat, we can settle it at the UDist 7-11 on Aurora. -
I'm 6'3", but I bring a neck pillow, like most other reasonable human beings. Feel free to recline your seat, if it's in front of me and you are somehow successful (never has happened), do not plan to sleep one minute, because I will jab your back with my knees as hard as I can, as often as I can.NotTheCase said:Get fucked lady. I'm a frequent flyer and I'm 6'1". I'm not sitting in the full upright and locked position for a 5hr bicoastal flight.
And any of you fags want to be tough guy and block my seat, we can settle it at the UDist 7-11 on Aurora. -
It is such a bitch when my business class seat in the flat bed configuration is not long enough for my 6'5" self. Fuck you United.
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You know American, Delta, United and jetBlue all have an extra legroom section in coach for a fee, right?doogsinparadise said:Airlines are missing out on charging hundreds of dollars per ticket for more leg room.
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PurpleJ said:
Kim is considered a child for lots of reasons.
1. Never been laid
2. Doesn't know when to shut his mouth
3. Loves to engage in hero worship/sack sucking
4. Can't ride most rides at the amusement park
5. Needs a booster seat to sit at the adult table
6. Uses a child's size football
There are other reasons, I'm sure. I usually stop at 5. -
Yeah, yeah, economy plus. Clearly there are more people willing to pay that aren't currently able to get those seats. Pretty sure airlines don't really care about the cattle classes, as most of their profit comes from first/business.whlinder said:
You know American, Delta, United and jetBlue all have an extra legroom section in coach for a fee, right?doogsinparadise said:Airlines are missing out on charging hundreds of dollars per ticket for more leg room.
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Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
