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OFFICIAL Washington vs. Texas Sugar Bowl Game Thread
DerekJohnson
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** Apologies to @RaceBannon for plagiarizing his shit **
December 29, 2023
Camp Bellevue, Washington Territory
Dear Hardcore Husky:
The indications are very strong that we shall meet the forces of the Republic of Texas in a few days. And lest I should not be able to write you again I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I am no more.
I have no misgivings about, or lack of confidence in General DeBoer or Captain Penix. My love for the Huskies does not halt or falter. I know how Doogs now lean upon the triumph of the team and how great a debt we owe to those who went before us through the blood and suffering of Owen. And I am willing – perfectly willing – to lay down all my joys in this life, to help maintain this undefeated season, and to pay that debt with my beleaguered nerves and liver if need be.
Forgive my many faults, and the many pains I have caused you. How thoughtless, how foolish I have sometimes been!…
If I should never log onto the site again, do not mourn me dead…but probably keep @trublue away just in case.
Tell my two fathers, I call God's blessing upon them.
Later guys…
-DDJ
He rolled into the sunset and took the script with him.
....in all seriousness my Dwags are undefeated when I don't watch, so why jinx things now. Time to start drinking
later--
Everyone hates you Quinn.