Mario Cristobal Sends His Thanks
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https://x.com/zacharycneel/status/1713645844837323258?s=46&t=8PpuOQDGt7x7oMhDIjws8gDoogles said:It's 100% the right call to go for it and end it there.
Not taking the points before half was a big blunder, but 3 yards to ice the game midfield-ish knowing UW gonna score, you do it every time.
Bo was really bad yesterday. Missed wide open looks on all three 4th downs -
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
You don't need to tell me how shit Cristobal is. But Lanning blew it pretty clearly. -
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said? -
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said? -
I'm sure better coaches do punt. Or they draw up a play that works. I'm not crowning Lanning's with anything. But I do respect his swagger.creepycoug said:
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said?
But Mario? Total joke by unanimous decision. His grandkids will get taunted for it and cry about their shameful lineage. -
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
Let me counsel you against that. It's an overly used word by teams and organizations who are going to accomplish nothing.GreenRiverGatorz said:
I'm sure better coaches do punt. Or they draw up a play that works. I'm not crowning Lanning's with anything. But I do respect his swagger.creepycoug said:
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said?
But Mario? Total joke by unanimous decision. His grandkids will get taunted for it and cry about their shameful lineage. -
I’m throwing Bo under the bus after a rewatch. He had wide open touchdowns on all 3.creepycoug said:
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
I didn't think he was sharp either. Penix outplayed him bigly although Nix had good stats. I'm also curious as to why he doens't run as much as he used to and, when he does, he's generally underwhelming. He folds and goes down when the wind blows too hard. His feet aren't the threat they were his first year.ntxduck said:
I’m throwing Bo under the bus after a rewatch. He had wide open touchdowns on all 3.creepycoug said:
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't.
