Mario Cristobal Sends His Thanks
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
Preview of the Pac 12 Championship
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Mario’s was still much worsecreepycoug said:Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
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Nope. Not worse.ntxduck said:
Mario’s was still much worsecreepycoug said:Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
Preview of the Pac 12 Championship
Miami and Georgia Tech don't matter.
This was a T10 matchup, on the road, and your team has played well enough to beat a very good Husky team, and you steal defeat from the jaws of victory.
Face it. He's the new face of dumbfuckery. Mario was able to Washington. People forget that. -
Whatever you say man. No one will remember this in a week outside of Oregon/uw fans. Mario’s will be talked about a decade from nowcreepycoug said:
Nope. Not worse.ntxduck said:
Mario’s was still much worsecreepycoug said:Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
Preview of the Pac 12 Championship
Miami and Georgia Tech don't matter.
This was a T10 matchup, on the road, and your team has played well enough to beat a very good Husky team, and you steal defeat from the jaws of victory.
Face it. He's the new face of dumbfuckery. Mario was able to Washington. People forget that. -
Oh yes they will. I'm here.ntxduck said:
Whatever you say man. No one will remember this in a week outside of Oregon/uw fans. Mario’s will be talked about a decade from nowcreepycoug said:
Nope. Not worse.ntxduck said:
Mario’s was still much worsecreepycoug said:Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
Preview of the Pac 12 Championship
Miami and Georgia Tech don't matter.
This was a T10 matchup, on the road, and your team has played well enough to beat a very good Husky team, and you steal defeat from the jaws of victory.
Face it. He's the new face of dumbfuckery. Mario was able to Washington. People forget that.
Miami was 4-0 and barely beating a hapless GT team. It was another fake "Miami is back!" 4-0. This was a much bigger game, and there were more dumb fuck calls. Fortunately for Lan, he'll get another shot at Washington! later on. That is, IF he doesn't cost Oregon another game with "we're aggressive" dumb fuckery.
And frankly, your attitude about the one guy out here who actually knew how to beat Washington has been noted. I expect more intellectual honesty and integrity from a Pomona man.
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I’m the Pomona guy.
Lanning’s TO on 3rd and 2 was fucking brilliant. Mario never could have done that. Mario was great at beating ass, but we did that tonight and UW has too many WRs. The pass rush took a toll on Penix in the second half but we need a big physical runner for close and short.
Oh well, fuck. Gonna get fucked up. -
Well that explains it.AZDuck said:I’m the Pomona guy.
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Right. Lanning’s talent evaluations are so much better too.ntxduck said:
Mario’s was still much worsecreepycoug said:Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.
Lan throws away six gimmee points.
Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.
I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.
This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.
Preview of the Pac 12 Championship -
I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win. -
He didn’t want to put that game in Penix’s hand. That’s it. I don’t blame and if Penix score you have more time to drive down for the field goal. Just like in 2018, kicker fucked up.Fenderbender123 said:I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win. -
Well, if Bisonduck agrees with me, maybe I'm wrong....
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I get not wanting to put it in Penix’s hands, but he was clearly banged up, and the Oregon defense made some stops in the 2nd half. Why not trust your defense and make him go 80-90 yards?bisonduck said:
He didn’t want to put that game in Penix’s hand. That’s it. I don’t blame and if Penix score you have more time to drive down for the field goal. Just like in 2018, kicker fucked up.Fenderbender123 said:I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win. -
UW would have been at the 50 after 1 play if Oregon had punted, and then everyone would have been bitching about why Oregon didn’t go for it.EsophagealFeces said:
I get not wanting to put it in Penix’s hands, but he was clearly banged up, and the Oregon defense made some stops in the 2nd half. Why not trust your defense and make him go 80-90 yards?bisonduck said:
He didn’t want to put that game in Penix’s hand. That’s it. I don’t blame and if Penix score you have more time to drive down for the field goal. Just like in 2018, kicker fucked up.Fenderbender123 said:I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win.
The decision there was the right one. The playcall was aids. Too much horizontal roll out shit. -
Fair poont. The call was ass, I agree. DeBoer would have gone for it there too.ntxduck said:
UW would have been at the 50 after 1 play if Oregon had punted, and then everyone would have been bitching about why Oregon didn’t go for it.EsophagealFeces said:
I get not wanting to put it in Penix’s hands, but he was clearly banged up, and the Oregon defense made some stops in the 2nd half. Why not trust your defense and make him go 80-90 yards?bisonduck said:
He didn’t want to put that game in Penix’s hand. That’s it. I don’t blame and if Penix score you have more time to drive down for the field goal. Just like in 2018, kicker fucked up.Fenderbender123 said:I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win.
The decision there was the right one. The playcall was aids. Too much horizontal roll out shit. -
This.EsophagealFeces said:
I get not wanting to put it in Penix’s hands, but he was clearly banged up, and the Oregon defense made some stops in the 2nd half. Why not trust your defense and make him go 80-90 yards?bisonduck said:
He didn’t want to put that game in Penix’s hand. That’s it. I don’t blame and if Penix score you have more time to drive down for the field goal. Just like in 2018, kicker fucked up.Fenderbender123 said:I might get some shit for this, but I honestly don't blame Lanning for going for it in all those situations, except for maybe the last possession. He's thinking that he's had their way against Washington's defense, and that Washington's offense is not going to stop scoring touchdowns.
Instead, I credit our defense for making plays when it mattered most. Clutch. Winner's win. -
Holy shit if you are watching the U and UNC I don’t miss Cristoballz at all
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Don't try and change the subject. I'm somewhere on the ADHD spectrum, but I can focus when needed.AZDuck said:Holy shit if you are watching the U and UNC I don’t miss Cristoballz at all
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I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix. -
Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering. -
It's 100% the right call to go for it and end it there.
Not taking the points before half was a big blunder, but 3 yards to ice the game midfield-ish knowing UW gonna score, you do it every time. -
Let me help you out, because our feathered friends have confused the conversation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Mario 3, UW 0
Danning 0, UW 2
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation. Miami beating GT in even the medium scheme of things was nothing. By being that close, I knew what was going to happen the rest of the season. Yesterday? Different stakes.
Washington was great yesterday, but Oregon's coach stole the V from his players. It's fairly straight forward. Even Danning admitted that he'd like a do-over on the end of half FG. Uh, yeah? No shit. You lost by 3. If you were smart, you'd want a do-over on the other one too.
Don James won a lot of games kicking field goals on 4th down. Ask @RaceBannon . -
https://x.com/zacharycneel/status/1713645844837323258?s=46&t=8PpuOQDGt7x7oMhDIjws8gDoogles said:It's 100% the right call to go for it and end it there.
Not taking the points before half was a big blunder, but 3 yards to ice the game midfield-ish knowing UW gonna score, you do it every time.
Bo was really bad yesterday. Missed wide open looks on all three 4th downs -
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
You don't need to tell me how shit Cristobal is. But Lanning blew it pretty clearly. -
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said? -
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said? -
I'm sure better coaches do punt. Or they draw up a play that works. I'm not crowning Lanning's with anything. But I do respect his swagger.creepycoug said:
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said?
But Mario? Total joke by unanimous decision. His grandkids will get taunted for it and cry about their shameful lineage. -
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
Let me counsel you against that. It's an overly used word by teams and organizations who are going to accomplish nothing.GreenRiverGatorz said:
I'm sure better coaches do punt. Or they draw up a play that works. I'm not crowning Lanning's with anything. But I do respect his swagger.creepycoug said:
Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.creepycoug said:
Really one of your worst efforts.GreenRiverGatorz said:Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.
Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.
The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said?
But Mario? Total joke by unanimous decision. His grandkids will get taunted for it and cry about their shameful lineage. -
I’m throwing Bo under the bus after a rewatch. He had wide open touchdowns on all 3.creepycoug said:
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't. -
I didn't think he was sharp either. Penix outplayed him bigly although Nix had good stats. I'm also curious as to why he doens't run as much as he used to and, when he does, he's generally underwhelming. He folds and goes down when the wind blows too hard. His feet aren't the threat they were his first year.ntxduck said:
I’m throwing Bo under the bus after a rewatch. He had wide open touchdowns on all 3.creepycoug said:
Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.1to392831weretaken said:
I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.creepycoug said:
Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.1to392831weretaken said:I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.
It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.
Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."
It objectively wasn't.
