No one ever thanked me for running her… I guess you bring up someone’s kids and people freak out. Side note, I had no clue she had kids I just threw something out and it struck a nerve and she was gone! Sorry, not sorry.
I've heard that to be true. I have a friend who has had to work game check stations collecting species and sex composition on migratory birds. I asked how she could tell male from female on ducks she had never seen before. The answer was "Easy. Ducks have huge dicks shaped like cork screws."
I've heard that to be true. I have a friend who has had to work game check stations collecting species and sex composition on migratory birds. I asked how she could tell male from female on ducks she had never seen before. The answer was "Easy. Ducks have huge dicks shaped like cork screws."
So basically ducks rub their dick in other ducks’ sperm?
Yes, alpha-ducks rub their enormous wine-corker cocks into cuck-duck sperm. Hens get run over by drake-trains but duck with the champion cock wins the evolutionary war.
So basically ducks rub their dick in other ducks’ sperm?
Yes, alpha-ducks rub their enormous wine-corker cocks into cuck-duck sperm. Hens get run over by drake-trains but duck with the champion cock wins the evolutionary war.
So you ducks like to knock things out and then take them to your rape dungeon?
Dark shit, duck.
Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.
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@UODuckGirl
Incorrect. Ducks have enormous cocks.
They also double as a wine corker.
#themoreyouknow
Ain’t no 5’11” hot ex UO volleyball chicks twatting about Duck football.
Darwinism at its best.
Dark shit, duck.