PM to the bored

PurpleJ

You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Keep Portland lame

PostGameOrangeSlices

If you have a stick up your ass, this ain't the place for ya

puppylove_sugarsteel

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

PostGameOrangeSlices

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

See Sven for butthurt Oregonian exhibit a

RaccoonHarry

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

Portland is more butt hurt by Seattle's $15 minimum wage...

pawz

1 more nail in the coffin for Portland as the pussiest city...

PurpleJ

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

CuntWaffle

For the few of those who are unaware the OP is a classic rant from a poster named CougLJ when dawgboard was somewhat active.

Basically he would get slapped around after his terrible coog arguments and rants and one day got pissy about it and created that masterpiece.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

dnc

PurpleJ said:

You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.

Wilson4Heisman!

PurpleJ

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.

Wilson4Heisman!

Change is coming!!!! Can you FEEL it?!?!!

TierbsHsotBoobs

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

That was not his best effort.

MikeDamone

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

Oregonians have 4 professional teams. Blazers, Timbers, Seahawks and mariners.

PurpleJ

Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

Oregonians have 4 professional teams. Blazers, Timbers, Seahawks and marinersDucks.

You seem new here.

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

That was not his best effort.

Agree, but puppy's best efforts are the bored's best efforts. That one was just fun Svenbait.

TierbsHsotBoobs

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

That was not his best effort.

Agree, but puppy's best efforts are the bored's best efforts. That one was just fun Svenbait.

It wasn't bait though. It was typical Doog.

MikeDamone

PurpleJ said:

Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

DerekJohnson

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:

Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

Poast something refreshing. Jim Mora to the Seattle Storm. Hardy har har.

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:

Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

Uhh the Storm actually have 2 world titles. #MyStorm

PostGameOrangeSlices

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

PurpleJ

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

oregonblitzkrieg

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

Even in Cleveland, Detroit and Indianapolis?

whlinder

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

Even in Cleveland, Detroit and Indianapolis?

What part about "Go to any other major US city" was confusing?

oregonblitzkrieg

I'm impressed PurpleJ has traveled outside of Pullman.

PurpleJ

oregonblitzkrieg said:

I'm impressed PurpleJ has traveled outside of Pullman.

PostGameOrangeSlices

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

I have spent time in many other major metro areas, and have heard far more positive comments about Seattle than negative ones. Experiencing other places makes me pretty fucking happy to live where I do.

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

PurpleJ

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

Wow, just wow. You're one of those?

Do you wear a hat like this to "rep" your city?

oregonblitzkrieg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

Great analysis. Agree.