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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,575

    First off - you guys suck at golf and I want to help.

    My golf story. TL; DR - I started playing golf 3 years ago. YOU CAN DO IT GUYS. You don't have to suck at golf.

    Year 1 -finished year 22.6 HCP
    Joined a men's club (sorry no pics) and broke 100 a few times over the course of the first year. Why did I start playing golf? Because my daughter's (sorry no pics) boyfriend is a pro golfer - He's on the Canadian PGA tour right now playing well. Kind of the double-A of golf. So basically I wanted to be able to at least play golf with him.

    Year 2 -Finished Year 15.6 HCP
    So I built an indoor golf simulator in the garage and watched a shit ton of videos on youtube. I've never had a lesson in my life from a real person. I didn't spend a ton of this. $2000 or so. Using a garmin R10 launch monitor which can be had for about $600.00. Broke 80 for the first time at Allenmore in Tacoma.

    Year 3 - currently a 9.1 HCP
    I'm in year 3 now. Obsessed with golf. Bought a vacation home down in Arizona on a golf course. Bought a golf cart before I bought a bed for the house. Joined the private club. Play golf every day that I'm down in Arizona and play a couple times per week up in the south sound. Come down to Arizona every 2-3 weeks or so for a week at a time. Mrs. Doogerson (sorry, no pics) is even playing golf now. She has clubs up north and down in Arizona. She's taking lessons. She just broke 50 on 9 holes while pretty much going through heat exhaustion as water is for sissies and multiple vodka crans while playing golf make it much more fun.

    Stuff you need to know:
    - Learn what an inside-out swing path is. Golf Ball Flight Laws (https://hackmotion.com/golf-ball-flight-laws/)
    - How to compress your irons
    - Get fitted for a putter, learn how to fucking putt. Practice this a fuck-ton.
    - There are lots of ways to chip. Figure out a way that works for you and work on it. Phil Michelson's hinge and hold technique is impossible to master. Don't even try it.
    - Learn how to generate enough clubhead speed to get the ball down the fairway 250+ The game is so much easier when you can hit 300 yard drives and 265 with your 3W.
    - Fuck hybrids. If you're old like me, go with D, 3W, 5W, 7W, and then 5i-LW. Hybrids are impossible to hit straight I'm convinced.

    So yeah, I am living proof if you work hard, you can get good at this game.

    Caveats
    If you are old and fat like me (sorry, no pics) and are 6' 265lbs, shit will break down. My ailments I've been through plantar fasciitis - bad golf shoes, sports hernia - played through it, what a bitch, golf elbow, and right SI-joint compression in the back. Chiro fixed that one and taught me how to stretch. I hit the shit out of the ball and drive the ball frequently 300 yards. I suppose if you don't swing hard you will not get injured but you will likely suck at golf.

    Good youtube guys to watch:
    - Mechanics: Danny Maude ( https://www.youtube.com/@DanielMaude )
    - Mechanics: Rick Shiels ( https://www.youtube.com/@RickShielsPGA )
    - Mechanics: Chris Ryan ( https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisRyanGolf )
    - Mental Aspects: Golf Sidekick ( https://www.youtube.com/@GolfSidekick )
    - Golf Entertainment: Bob Does Sports ( https://www.youtube.com/@Bobdoessports )

    You started playing because of your daughter's BF being a pro and 3 years later she is still only his GF?

    DOOMED

    Butt, seriously, your story inspired me to try and get good at golf in my early 60's when all of the kids are grown and out of the house and my wallet has recovered from feeding them.
    that's funny, I've always envisioned you as a guy in mid 30s living in an apartment
    Stalin from the top rope!


  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,136 Swaye's Wigwam

    First off - you guys suck at golf and I want to help.

    My golf story. TL; DR - I started playing golf 3 years ago. YOU CAN DO IT GUYS. You don't have to suck at golf.

    Year 1 -finished year 22.6 HCP
    Joined a men's club (sorry no pics) and broke 100 a few times over the course of the first year. Why did I start playing golf? Because my daughter's (sorry no pics) boyfriend is a pro golfer - He's on the Canadian PGA tour right now playing well. Kind of the double-A of golf. So basically I wanted to be able to at least play golf with him.

    Year 2 -Finished Year 15.6 HCP
    So I built an indoor golf simulator in the garage and watched a shit ton of videos on youtube. I've never had a lesson in my life from a real person. I didn't spend a ton of this. $2000 or so. Using a garmin R10 launch monitor which can be had for about $600.00. Broke 80 for the first time at Allenmore in Tacoma.

    Year 3 - currently a 9.1 HCP
    I'm in year 3 now. Obsessed with golf. Bought a vacation home down in Arizona on a golf course. Bought a golf cart before I bought a bed for the house. Joined the private club. Play golf every day that I'm down in Arizona and play a couple times per week up in the south sound. Come down to Arizona every 2-3 weeks or so for a week at a time. Mrs. Doogerson (sorry, no pics) is even playing golf now. She has clubs up north and down in Arizona. She's taking lessons. She just broke 50 on 9 holes while pretty much going through heat exhaustion as water is for sissies and multiple vodka crans while playing golf make it much more fun.

    Stuff you need to know:
    - Learn what an inside-out swing path is. Golf Ball Flight Laws (https://hackmotion.com/golf-ball-flight-laws/)
    - How to compress your irons
    - Get fitted for a putter, learn how to fucking putt. Practice this a fuck-ton.
    - There are lots of ways to chip. Figure out a way that works for you and work on it. Phil Michelson's hinge and hold technique is impossible to master. Don't even try it.
    - Learn how to generate enough clubhead speed to get the ball down the fairway 250+ The game is so much easier when you can hit 300 yard drives and 265 with your 3W.
    - Fuck hybrids. If you're old like me, go with D, 3W, 5W, 7W, and then 5i-LW. Hybrids are impossible to hit straight I'm convinced.

    So yeah, I am living proof if you work hard, you can get good at this game.

    Caveats
    If you are old and fat like me (sorry, no pics) and are 6' 265lbs, shit will break down. My ailments I've been through plantar fasciitis - bad golf shoes, sports hernia - played through it, what a bitch, golf elbow, and right SI-joint compression in the back. Chiro fixed that one and taught me how to stretch. I hit the shit out of the ball and drive the ball frequently 300 yards. I suppose if you don't swing hard you will not get injured but you will likely suck at golf.

    Good youtube guys to watch:
    - Mechanics: Danny Maude ( https://www.youtube.com/@DanielMaude )
    - Mechanics: Rick Shiels ( https://www.youtube.com/@RickShielsPGA )
    - Mechanics: Chris Ryan ( https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisRyanGolf )
    - Mental Aspects: Golf Sidekick ( https://www.youtube.com/@GolfSidekick )
    - Golf Entertainment: Bob Does Sports ( https://www.youtube.com/@Bobdoessports )

    You started playing because of your daughter's BF being a pro and 3 years later she is still only his GF?

    DOOMED

    Butt, seriously, your story inspired me to try and get good at golf in my early 60's when all of the kids are grown and out of the house and my wallet has recovered from feeding them.
    I’m going to go back to believing that you are that dude in you avatar pointing towards the starfish. That’s how I’m going to envision my bleached anus dawg.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,462 Founders Club

    First off - you guys suck at golf and I want to help.

    My golf story. TL; DR - I started playing golf 3 years ago. YOU CAN DO IT GUYS. You don't have to suck at golf.

    Year 1 -finished year 22.6 HCP
    Joined a men's club (sorry no pics) and broke 100 a few times over the course of the first year. Why did I start playing golf? Because my daughter's (sorry no pics) boyfriend is a pro golfer - He's on the Canadian PGA tour right now playing well. Kind of the double-A of golf. So basically I wanted to be able to at least play golf with him.

    Year 2 -Finished Year 15.6 HCP
    So I built an indoor golf simulator in the garage and watched a shit ton of videos on youtube. I've never had a lesson in my life from a real person. I didn't spend a ton of this. $2000 or so. Using a garmin R10 launch monitor which can be had for about $600.00. Broke 80 for the first time at Allenmore in Tacoma.

    Year 3 - currently a 9.1 HCP
    I'm in year 3 now. Obsessed with golf. Bought a vacation home down in Arizona on a golf course. Bought a golf cart before I bought a bed for the house. Joined the private club. Play golf every day that I'm down in Arizona and play a couple times per week up in the south sound. Come down to Arizona every 2-3 weeks or so for a week at a time. Mrs. Doogerson (sorry, no pics) is even playing golf now. She has clubs up north and down in Arizona. She's taking lessons. She just broke 50 on 9 holes while pretty much going through heat exhaustion as water is for sissies and multiple vodka crans while playing golf make it much more fun.

    Stuff you need to know:
    - Learn what an inside-out swing path is. Golf Ball Flight Laws (https://hackmotion.com/golf-ball-flight-laws/)
    - How to compress your irons
    - Get fitted for a putter, learn how to fucking putt. Practice this a fuck-ton.
    - There are lots of ways to chip. Figure out a way that works for you and work on it. Phil Michelson's hinge and hold technique is impossible to master. Don't even try it.
    - Learn how to generate enough clubhead speed to get the ball down the fairway 250+ The game is so much easier when you can hit 300 yard drives and 265 with your 3W.
    - Fuck hybrids. If you're old like me, go with D, 3W, 5W, 7W, and then 5i-LW. Hybrids are impossible to hit straight I'm convinced.

    So yeah, I am living proof if you work hard, you can get good at this game.

    Caveats
    If you are old and fat like me (sorry, no pics) and are 6' 265lbs, shit will break down. My ailments I've been through plantar fasciitis - bad golf shoes, sports hernia - played through it, what a bitch, golf elbow, and right SI-joint compression in the back. Chiro fixed that one and taught me how to stretch. I hit the shit out of the ball and drive the ball frequently 300 yards. I suppose if you don't swing hard you will not get injured but you will likely suck at golf.

    Good youtube guys to watch:
    - Mechanics: Danny Maude ( https://www.youtube.com/@DanielMaude )
    - Mechanics: Rick Shiels ( https://www.youtube.com/@RickShielsPGA )
    - Mechanics: Chris Ryan ( https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisRyanGolf )
    - Mental Aspects: Golf Sidekick ( https://www.youtube.com/@GolfSidekick )
    - Golf Entertainment: Bob Does Sports ( https://www.youtube.com/@Bobdoessports )

    You started playing because of your daughter's BF being a pro and 3 years later she is still only his GF?

    DOOMED

    Butt, seriously, your story inspired me to try and get good at golf in my early 60's when all of the kids are grown and out of the house and my wallet has recovered from feeding them.
    that's funny, I've always envisioned you as a guy in mid 30s living in an apartment
    *Shed in a trailer park




  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,575
    Careful, Yella. I may just move into that 250 sq ft tiny home I checked out in Madras and be within striking distance of your hi-fi gear.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,462 Founders Club

    Careful, Yella. I may just move into that 250 sq ft tiny home I checked out in Madras and be within striking distance of your hi-fi gear.

    Madras, cool fucking city. That's REAL America right there. @Swaye have 'em big casino near by.
  • DoogieMcDoogersonDoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,492

    First off - you guys suck at golf and I want to help.

    My golf story. TL; DR - I started playing golf 3 years ago. YOU CAN DO IT GUYS. You don't have to suck at golf.

    Year 1 -finished year 22.6 HCP
    Joined a men's club (sorry no pics) and broke 100 a few times over the course of the first year. Why did I start playing golf? Because my daughter's (sorry no pics) boyfriend is a pro golfer - He's on the Canadian PGA tour right now playing well. Kind of the double-A of golf. So basically I wanted to be able to at least play golf with him.

    Year 2 -Finished Year 15.6 HCP
    So I built an indoor golf simulator in the garage and watched a shit ton of videos on youtube. I've never had a lesson in my life from a real person. I didn't spend a ton of this. $2000 or so. Using a garmin R10 launch monitor which can be had for about $600.00. Broke 80 for the first time at Allenmore in Tacoma.

    Year 3 - currently a 9.1 HCP
    I'm in year 3 now. Obsessed with golf. Bought a vacation home down in Arizona on a golf course. Bought a golf cart before I bought a bed for the house. Joined the private club. Play golf every day that I'm down in Arizona and play a couple times per week up in the south sound. Come down to Arizona every 2-3 weeks or so for a week at a time. Mrs. Doogerson (sorry, no pics) is even playing golf now. She has clubs up north and down in Arizona. She's taking lessons. She just broke 50 on 9 holes while pretty much going through heat exhaustion as water is for sissies and multiple vodka crans while playing golf make it much more fun.

    Stuff you need to know:
    - Learn what an inside-out swing path is. Golf Ball Flight Laws (https://hackmotion.com/golf-ball-flight-laws/)
    - How to compress your irons
    - Get fitted for a putter, learn how to fucking putt. Practice this a fuck-ton.
    - There are lots of ways to chip. Figure out a way that works for you and work on it. Phil Michelson's hinge and hold technique is impossible to master. Don't even try it.
    - Learn how to generate enough clubhead speed to get the ball down the fairway 250+ The game is so much easier when you can hit 300 yard drives and 265 with your 3W.
    - Fuck hybrids. If you're old like me, go with D, 3W, 5W, 7W, and then 5i-LW. Hybrids are impossible to hit straight I'm convinced.

    So yeah, I am living proof if you work hard, you can get good at this game.

    Caveats
    If you are old and fat like me (sorry, no pics) and are 6' 265lbs, shit will break down. My ailments I've been through plantar fasciitis - bad golf shoes, sports hernia - played through it, what a bitch, golf elbow, and right SI-joint compression in the back. Chiro fixed that one and taught me how to stretch. I hit the shit out of the ball and drive the ball frequently 300 yards. I suppose if you don't swing hard you will not get injured but you will likely suck at golf.

    Good youtube guys to watch:
    - Mechanics: Danny Maude ( https://www.youtube.com/@DanielMaude )
    - Mechanics: Rick Shiels ( https://www.youtube.com/@RickShielsPGA )
    - Mechanics: Chris Ryan ( https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisRyanGolf )
    - Mental Aspects: Golf Sidekick ( https://www.youtube.com/@GolfSidekick )
    - Golf Entertainment: Bob Does Sports ( https://www.youtube.com/@Bobdoessports )

    You started playing because of your daughter's BF being a pro and 3 years later she is still only his GF?

    DOOMED

    Butt, seriously, your story inspired me to try and get good at golf in my early 60's when all of the kids are grown and out of the house and my wallet has recovered from feeding them.
    that's funny, I've always envisioned you as a guy in mid 30s living in an apartment
    *Shed in a trailer park




    https://youtu.be/4natA-l2R1Q?si=YhHUX0UpvPSlLCYz
  • Bob_CBob_C Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,634 Swaye's Wigwam
    Anyone remember on doogman the handle @plushandicap (or something)? And then fleenor freaking out and claiming that guy wasn’t actually a plus handicap. And thus Fleenor was still the best golfer on the site.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,462 Founders Club

    First off - you guys suck at golf and I want to help.

    My golf story. TL; DR - I started playing golf 3 years ago. YOU CAN DO IT GUYS. You don't have to suck at golf.

    Year 1 -finished year 22.6 HCP
    Joined a men's club (sorry no pics) and broke 100 a few times over the course of the first year. Why did I start playing golf? Because my daughter's (sorry no pics) boyfriend is a pro golfer - He's on the Canadian PGA tour right now playing well. Kind of the double-A of golf. So basically I wanted to be able to at least play golf with him.

    Year 2 -Finished Year 15.6 HCP
    So I built an indoor golf simulator in the garage and watched a shit ton of videos on youtube. I've never had a lesson in my life from a real person. I didn't spend a ton of this. $2000 or so. Using a garmin R10 launch monitor which can be had for about $600.00. Broke 80 for the first time at Allenmore in Tacoma.

    Year 3 - currently a 9.1 HCP
    I'm in year 3 now. Obsessed with golf. Bought a vacation home down in Arizona on a golf course. Bought a golf cart before I bought a bed for the house. Joined the private club. Play golf every day that I'm down in Arizona and play a couple times per week up in the south sound. Come down to Arizona every 2-3 weeks or so for a week at a time. Mrs. Doogerson (sorry, no pics) is even playing golf now. She has clubs up north and down in Arizona. She's taking lessons. She just broke 50 on 9 holes while pretty much going through heat exhaustion as water is for sissies and multiple vodka crans while playing golf make it much more fun.

    Stuff you need to know:
    - Learn what an inside-out swing path is. Golf Ball Flight Laws (https://hackmotion.com/golf-ball-flight-laws/)
    - How to compress your irons
    - Get fitted for a putter, learn how to fucking putt. Practice this a fuck-ton.
    - There are lots of ways to chip. Figure out a way that works for you and work on it. Phil Michelson's hinge and hold technique is impossible to master. Don't even try it.
    - Learn how to generate enough clubhead speed to get the ball down the fairway 250+ The game is so much easier when you can hit 300 yard drives and 265 with your 3W.
    - Fuck hybrids. If you're old like me, go with D, 3W, 5W, 7W, and then 5i-LW. Hybrids are impossible to hit straight I'm convinced.

    So yeah, I am living proof if you work hard, you can get good at this game.

    Caveats
    If you are old and fat like me (sorry, no pics) and are 6' 265lbs, shit will break down. My ailments I've been through plantar fasciitis - bad golf shoes, sports hernia - played through it, what a bitch, golf elbow, and right SI-joint compression in the back. Chiro fixed that one and taught me how to stretch. I hit the shit out of the ball and drive the ball frequently 300 yards. I suppose if you don't swing hard you will not get injured but you will likely suck at golf.

    Good youtube guys to watch:
    - Mechanics: Danny Maude ( https://www.youtube.com/@DanielMaude )
    - Mechanics: Rick Shiels ( https://www.youtube.com/@RickShielsPGA )
    - Mechanics: Chris Ryan ( https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisRyanGolf )
    - Mental Aspects: Golf Sidekick ( https://www.youtube.com/@GolfSidekick )
    - Golf Entertainment: Bob Does Sports ( https://www.youtube.com/@Bobdoessports )

    You started playing because of your daughter's BF being a pro and 3 years later she is still only his GF?

    DOOMED

    Butt, seriously, your story inspired me to try and get good at golf in my early 60's when all of the kids are grown and out of the house and my wallet has recovered from feeding them.
    that's funny, I've always envisioned you as a guy in mid 30s living in an apartment
    *Shed in a trailer park




    https://youtu.be/4natA-l2R1Q?si=YhHUX0UpvPSlLCYz
    IFL the first few seasons of that show so much. Decent!
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,900

    Tequilla said:

    I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track

    Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag

    Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly

    The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap

    Mental or physical?
    Hurtful
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,900

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

    We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

    So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
    I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
    I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.
    There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.
    Disagree. Why do you hate core strength and centrifugal leverage?

    JTFC. Skiing yes. Golf no.
    T ?

    I’m right on this one. Take as much tim as you need.


    Also, me and my 100+ scorecard are in for the 2nd annual tourney.

    Tittay fucking Christ.

    Golf is a hand / eye coordination sport. You can be fat and smoke cigs doing it and still be elite.

    Row boat is VO2 max / brute power sport with some repetitive motion involved and “feel” for the boat.

    Baseball players make better golfers than row Peter puffers.
    Disagree
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,900
    Bob_C said:

    Anyone remember on doogman the handle @plushandicap (or something)? And then fleenor freaking out and claiming that guy wasn’t actually a plus handicap. And thus Fleenor was still the best golfer on the site.

    Pretty sure I played golf with him in Vegas … he was a club pro in Oregon somewhere

    Guaranteed to be better than Fleenor
  • Bob_CBob_C Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,634 Swaye's Wigwam
    Tequilla said:

    Bob_C said:

    Anyone remember on doogman the handle @plushandicap (or something)? And then fleenor freaking out and claiming that guy wasn’t actually a plus handicap. And thus Fleenor was still the best golfer on the site.

    Pretty sure I played golf with him in Vegas … he was a club pro in Oregon somewhere

    Guaranteed to be better than Fleenor
    Don’t know anything about him, just remember Fleenor’s gaping vag lecturing him about lying about his handicap or something.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,595 Founders Club
    Bob_C said:

    Tequilla said:

    Bob_C said:

    Anyone remember on doogman the handle @plushandicap (or something)? And then fleenor freaking out and claiming that guy wasn’t actually a plus handicap. And thus Fleenor was still the best golfer on the site.

    Pretty sure I played golf with him in Vegas … he was a club pro in Oregon somewhere

    Guaranteed to be better than Fleenor
    Don’t know anything about him, just remember Fleenor’s gaping vag lecturing him about lying about his handicap or something.
    I do vaguely remember something like this happening
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