Leaderboard Update From the 1st Annual Central Oregon Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament
2 disclaimers requested by @DerekJohnson
*Stalin hasn't played golf in the past 4 years
**Noted board golf expert @Tequilla states that Tetherow Resort is shit as fuck and the green are fucking twash.
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I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.JoeEDangerously said:I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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Was it the coldest beer in town?YellowSnow said:
So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.JoeEDangerously said:I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
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No. That's at the D&D Bar and Grill.AtomicDawg said:
Was it the coldest beer in town?YellowSnow said:
So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.JoeEDangerously said:I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal. -
I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
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I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.YellowSnow said:
I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal. -
The server looked like a character out of a Kerouac novelYellowSnow said:
So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.JoeEDangerously said:I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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Yikes guys.
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There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.YellowSnow said:
I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal. -
Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.YellowSnow said:
There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.YellowSnow said:
I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal. -
dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
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I only play mini golf at the bowling alley #hoodstar
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I understand. I'm just offering a statement of facts about row peter puffers and golf.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.YellowSnow said:
There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.YellowSnow said:
I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.dirtysouwfdawg said:
So stalins a natural or yellas twash.DerekJohnson said:No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).
We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal. -
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You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?
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I've long thought Bud Light (and light beer in general) was for feegs and frat boi douche canoes. Nothing's changed with me. I don't need 2023 Instagram malarkey to tell me what I already know.FireCohen said:You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?
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Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.Bob_C said: -
I still drink it Caz it is dirt cheap and not bad when ice hold and the bonus part get to claim that I am some woke progress non-binary jackassYellowSnow said:
I've long thought Bud Light (and light beer in general) was for feegs and frat boi douche canoes. Nothing's changed with me. I don't need 2023 Instagram malarkey to tell me what I already know.FireCohen said:You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?
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You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.YellowSnow said:
Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.Bob_C said: -
I vouched for ya with Stalin @chuck to get you an invite to the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Classic .chuck said:
You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.YellowSnow said:
Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.Bob_C said: -
I'm not sure you heard me but I said, "Oh yeah, Chuck is in our fantasy baseball league. Great guy."YellowSnow said:
I vouched for ya with Stalin @chuck to get you an invite to the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Classic .chuck said:
You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.YellowSnow said:
Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.Bob_C said: -
I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track
Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag
Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly
The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap -
Ive always thought being able to shoot consistent bogey golf would be fun. I've been playing a fair bit last couple years and been shooting in the 80s lately and trying to remember to be happy when my bad rounds end up being where my original goal wasYellowSnow said:
Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.Bob_C said: -
When I break a 100 I'm gonna buy some golf shoes and driver to celebrate. Maybe get some douchey golf attire too.Tequilla said:I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track
Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag
Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly
The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap -
Take this shit to the old, fat, white man board!
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Your scores resemble mine so it won’t be a lopsided “tourney”YellowSnow said:
When I break a 100 I'm gonna buy some golf shoes and driver to celebrate. Maybe get some douchey golf attire too.Tequilla said:I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track
Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag
Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly
The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap -
Riveting footage from the first go round has made it's way out of Bend.
