Leaderboard Update From the 1st Annual Central Oregon Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament

YellowSnow

2 disclaimers requested by @DerekJohnson

*Stalin hasn't played golf in the past 4 years

**Noted board golf expert @Tequilla states that Tetherow Resort is shit as fuck and the green are fucking twash.

Joey

I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss

YellowSnow

JoeEDangerously said:

I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss

So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.

AtomicDawg

YellowSnow said:

JoeEDangerously said:

I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss

So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.

Was it the coldest beer in town?

DerekJohnson

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

YellowSnow

AtomicDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

JoeEDangerously said:

I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss

So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.

Was it the coldest beer in town?

No. That's at the D&D Bar and Grill.

dirtysouwfdawg

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

YellowSnow

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

JoeEDangerously said:

I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss

So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.

The server looked like a character out of a Kerouac novel

Bob_C

Yikes guys.

YellowSnow

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.

Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.

DerekJohnson

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

coronabruin

I only play mini golf at the bowling alley #hoodstar

YellowSnow

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.

Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.

I understand. I'm just offering a statement of facts about row peter puffers and golf.

YellowSnow

Bob_C said:

Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

Bob_C

YellowSnow said:

Bob_C said:

Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

FireCohen

You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?

YellowSnow

FireCohen said:

You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?

I've long thought Bud Light (and light beer in general) was for feegs and frat boi douche canoes. Nothing's changed with me. I don't need 2023 Instagram malarkey to tell me what I already know.

YellowSnow

Bob_C said:

YellowSnow said:

Bob_C said:

Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.