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The New Sark

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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,063 Founders Club
  • WoolleyDoogWoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,623 Swaye's Wigwam

    Meet the new Sark. Same as the old Sark.

    But still, I can remember @Dennis_DeYoung and @CokeGreaterThanPepsi cackling like a couple of school girls when Oregon hired Meat.

    Oregon finds a way.

    Crisco not being the disaster I think he is going to be at Miami is one of the most defeating things in hating Oregon ever. It's probably as simple as inheriting Herbert and veterans on the OL who were try hards and great for his scheme combined with being able to buy a few players like Sewell and Thibodeaux other schools in the shit Pac-12 other than USC who was handcuffed with Helton couldn't.
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    See?

    Probably getting harder at your advanced age.
  • ntxduckntxduck Member Posts: 5,732
    edited July 2023

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.
    Utah is a better win than either of those.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam
    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    The way that Altman has performed recently sitting on an ice cold seat, I would say that Oregon basketball is more like UW basketball.
  • ntxduckntxduck Member Posts: 5,732
    haie said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    The way that Altman has performed recently sitting on an ice cold seat, I would say that Oregon basketball is more like UW basketball.
    He’s probably forced into retirement after this season if Oregon doesn’t make the sweet 16. 2 years ago they won the conference and made the sweet 16. Yeah, that’s super similar to Hopkin’s (lack of) leash
  • WoolleyDoogWoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,623 Swaye's Wigwam
    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.
    Utah is a better win than either of those.
    Have to admit I did blank on that one. I think that game confirmed Rising had confirmed downs or at least CTE. Holy shit he was bad and Kincaid should have had 250+ receiving.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam
    ntxduck said:

    haie said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    The way that Altman has performed recently sitting on an ice cold seat, I would say that Oregon basketball is more like UW basketball.
    He’s probably forced into retirement after this season if Oregon doesn’t make the sweet 16. 2 years ago they won the conference and made the sweet 16. Yeah, that’s super similar to Hopkin’s (lack of) leash
    Oregon has been dogshit for 2 seasons and they haven't cared. Plus he can't even beat Hopkins anymore. So we'll have to just see.
  • ntxduckntxduck Member Posts: 5,732
    haie said:

    ntxduck said:

    haie said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    The way that Altman has performed recently sitting on an ice cold seat, I would say that Oregon basketball is more like UW basketball.
    He’s probably forced into retirement after this season if Oregon doesn’t make the sweet 16. 2 years ago they won the conference and made the sweet 16. Yeah, that’s super similar to Hopkin’s (lack of) leash
    Oregon has been dogshit for 2 seasons and they haven't cared. Plus he can't even beat Hopkins anymore. So we'll have to just see.
    They have. They’ve also been better than UW. He also has a much better career resume than hopkins and built up goodwill with the AD. And he had a top recruiting class lined up for next year for a long time. They were never going to jeopardize that—it’s been “let’s see how 2023-2024 goes” from the AD for a good while now.

    He’s old. He’s getting increasingly frustrated. He may retire voluntarily if they suck again this year. If they suck and he doesn’t, he’ll strongly be encouraged to hang it up.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.
    Utah is a better win than either of those.
    Have to admit I did blank on that one. I think that game confirmed Rising had confirmed downs or at least CTE. Holy shit he was bad and Kincaid should have had 250+ receiving.
    Utah is staggeringly worse on the road. Somehow their little MW stadium has become the hardest place to play in the conference. It's weird.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,464 Founders Club

    Meet the new Sark. Same as the old Sark.

    But still, I can remember @Dennis_DeYoung and @CokeGreaterThanPepsi cackling like a couple of school girls when Oregon hired Meat.

    Oregon finds a way.

    Usually. Almost always

    But I really think Lannbo is more Willie or Mark
    Lambo didn’t have any super faggy tats that I can recall.
  • SECDAWGSECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    The new Sark will make his mark come Sept 9…







  • dtddtd Member Posts: 4,827 Standard Supporter
    Who the fuck do y'all think you're kidding, Lambo is Helf. FFS.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,441 Founders Club
    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.
    Utah is a better win than either of those.
    Disagree. Wasn’t UCLA undefeated going into that game and still considered the hot team? Utah had an injured QB.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,063 Founders Club
    edited July 2023
    dtd said:
    Me Oregon or abundance?
  • WoolleyDoogWoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,623 Swaye's Wigwam

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.
    Utah is a better win than either of those.
    Disagree. Wasn’t UCLA undefeated going into that game and still considered the hot team? Utah had an injured QB.
    UCLA better win at the time. Utah a better win at the end of the season.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885

    ntxduck said:

    Only guys I think compared to Sark are:

    Sumlin
    Crisco
    Lanning

    Two just happened to coach for Oregon and two have a lot of similarities, though Crisco seemed actually more like Neuheisel to me.

    Why extend Lanning and now? What's he done. His second best win an absolute white knuckler vs the Coug? Getting some weirdo mid 4 star commits from random locales?

    It’s a 1 year extension. That’s pretty much standard practice now, to always keep your HC on a 5 year contract. They’ll probably extend him again next offseason, too. It also increases the buyout, which is understandable after mullens has lost 2 straight HCs because he didn’t make the buyout high enough. If lanning sucks, Oregon will have no problem paying it. They’re not UW basketball.

    Also, all three coaches you listed are more successful than Sark. Sumlin and cristo have won ny6 games. Sark has never even sniffed one.

    Lanning’s second best win would probably be blowing out UCLA?
    Fair to Sumlin that he did some impressive stuff early at A&M. Also did at Houston. He's not a fair comparison.

    I stand by Crisco being more like Neu with the one NY6 win. Crisco got to coach in a dogs hit Pac that a Sark UW team or two would have had bigger success in. The Chipper Oregon and Harbaugh/Shaw Stanford teams which blocked Sark would have run freight trains on Crisco yearly had he had to coach against them.

    Um, pretty sure beating UCLA was Lanning's best win. Second one is arguably the North Carolina miracle.

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