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Get to work you lazy fucking Ducktards !!

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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

    Shut your ducking face uncle ducker!
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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,615
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    Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

    It funds the gas pumping program at Duck U.
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,909
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    Canadawg said:

    I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me

    They amended it a few years ago with loopholes. I'm too lazy and apathetic to look it up.
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    pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,875
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    Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

    This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.

    If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that.
    Why so sensitive?

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    greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,282
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    I always pump my own gas. The benefits of owning a diesel. It’s great not having to deal with high school dropouts spilling gasoline all over your vehicle.
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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,615
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    Traveling to Bend soon. I'll be sure to fill up in Vancouver before crossing the border.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,083
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    Traveling to Bend soon. I'll be sure to fill up in Vancouver before crossing the border.

    Most cars have the range to fill up in Vancouver and drive the Bend and then back to WA w/o filling up. That's about 340 miles round trip. But if you add in any kind of touring around Central OR, then you're into #PumpMyGasDuck territory.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,083
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    pawz said:

    Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

    This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.

    If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that.
    Why so sensitive?

    I get triggered by the TT tics that some people have.
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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,647
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    pawz said:

    Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

    This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.

    If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that.
    Why so sensitive?

    I get triggered by the TT tics that some people have.
    Take this shit to unleashed tards!
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    My Duck gas pumper story from today.

    Pulled into a Chevron just outside of Bend and ask for a fill with regular. There's room for about 17 gallons, but the pump stops after 6 gallons and the attendant has abandoned their post to either take a dump or get a hit of meth. After waiting for a minute I get out and find the nozzle is jammed into the filler at a weird angle. I fix it and all is well. A second attendant comes over and thanks me for doing his job for him, then proceeds to tell me about the gas filler geometry that he's learned in what appears to be his 35+ years as a gas pump attendant. It's hard, he says.

    Guy then proceeded to try and fill the tank to the top of the filler neck, which is actually no bueno for safety reasons.

    Cool story, bro.

    Ducks and their mortal foie gras fantasies, amirite??
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,083
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    My Duck gas pumper story from today.

    Pulled into a Chevron just outside of Bend and ask for a fill with regular. There's room for about 17 gallons, but the pump stops after 6 gallons and the attendant has abandoned their post to either take a dump or get a hit of meth. After waiting for a minute I get out and find the nozzle is jammed into the filler at a weird angle. I fix it and all is well. A second attendant comes over and thanks me for doing his job for him, then proceeds to tell me about the gas filler geometry that he's learned in what appears to be his 35+ years as a gas pump attendant. It's hard, he says.

    Guy then proceeded to try and fill the tank to the top of the filler neck, which is actually no bueno for safety reasons.

    Cool story, bro.

    Considering the life skillz level of your typical #PumpMyGasDuck attendant, I don't see how the State feels this policy enhances safety.
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    CanadawgCanadawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,056
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    In Canada we're not allowed to drive our own vehicle through the auto wash for safety reasons and require an attendant to do it for us


























    Jk we have functional prefrontal cortexes and opposable thumbs sorry duckies
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,068
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    In Oregon are Duck grads required to plug Teslas into speed chargers for you? Serious question that demands answers.
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