Get to work you lazy fucking Ducktards !!

YellowSnow

I had to pump my own gas for the first time ever in Oregon.

Christ.

PurpleBaze

More than ever - PUMP MY GAS, DUCK!!!!

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

More than ever - PUMP MY GAS, DUCK!!!!

@IPukeOregonGrellow what the fuck are you doing out here bro?

DerekJohnson

Where's the Biden sticker?

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

Where's the Biden sticker?

I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regular

TheHB

YellowSnow said:

I had to pump my own gas for the first time ever in Oregon.

Christ.

Canadawg

I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me

YellowSnow

Canadawg said:

I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me

Maybe there’s an exception due to a shortage of local Jack Duck meatheads.

I mean the signage was pretty clear that I was free to pump my own gas.

chuck

Canadawg said:

I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me

That used to be the case but they eased or removed that a few years ago. I think I remember self-serve lanes at big gas stations before covid, but maybe that's what started it.

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

Where's the Biden sticker?

I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regular

Da fuq?!?

TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

Where's the Biden sticker?

I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regular

Da fuq?!?

TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.

You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

Where's the Biden sticker?

I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regular

Da fuq?!?

TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.

You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.

Cheap Indian Gas > Safeway groceries.

War @Swayes

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

Where's the Biden sticker?

I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regular

Da fuq?!?

TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.

You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.

Cheap Indian Gas > Safeway groceries.

War @Swayes

I’m a Standard Oil of California man.

I don’t want @Swaye ’s shitty injun gas gumming up my engine.

DucksFC

I DID THAT!

46XiJCAB

Can't wait for the vids of Oregonians trying to pump their own gas once the bill passes the Oregon Senate. But it won't put all those Duck grads out of a job. Stations can still have attendants pump your gas but at no more that 40% of available pumps. The CF will be amazing.

YellowSnow

I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.

Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop.

chuck

YellowSnow said:

I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.

Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop.

Beginner's luck. You should practice on a car with bad paint.

YellowSnow

chuck said:

YellowSnow said:

I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.

Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop.

Beginner's luck. You should practice on a car with bad paint.

I've got a steady hand. Could have been a brain surgeon if I was better at academis.

haie

46XiJCAB said:

Can't wait for the vids of Oregonians trying to pump their own gas once the bill passes the Oregon Senate. But it won't put all those Duck grads out of a job. Stations can still have attendants pump your gas but at no more that 40% of available pumps. The CF will be amazing.

The Duck grads can always just go and take your job if they needed to.

Uncle_Duck

Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

YellowSnow

Uncle_Duck said:

Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!

This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.

If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that.