Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?
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Single family residence and I can park multiple vehicles in a multi-car garage
I was thinking Wal Mart greeter but you have opened my eyes to another possibilityBennyBeaver said:
Can confirm.YellowSnow said:
…Deer Valley Resort which was then and still is today, the Creme de la Creme of luxury skiing in the US. Put my boots on in the lodge and ate fancy Deer Valley cuisine (they've been ranked #1 in F&B for 40+ years in the ski bidness).PurpleThrobber said:BennyBeaver said:
STOp spoiling your kids with lessons and make them learn on their own. Like I did. A REAL man.YellowSnow said:
Typo @BennyBeaver . I'm a proud, atheist fag - don't forget.BennyBeaver said:
Sunday school? Congerts.YellowSnow said:
Spoiling a kid to death is no way to parent.BennyBeaver said:
Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.YellowSnow said:So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.
At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I take my kids to school every Sunday AM Jan- March in a nice, warm SUV parked inside a garage.
#DadOfTheYear
You should be taking them up to the mountain instead.
Yes, ski lessons every Sunday AM, March to Jan.
Make 'em take the converted school bus with the metal ski carrier on the side.
And send them with soggy tuna sandwiches in a brown paper bag. None of that fancy lodge food.
And if you really want to toughen them up, get them a pair of circa 1969 lace up ski boots, skinny skis, non-step in bindings and those straps that wrap around your ankle so the ski doesn't go all the way down the hill after a wipe.
No knuckledraggers.
Groomed! black diamonds gave me deBoner.
Great food.
My retirement plan is to be a Deer Valley mountain host. You know the old fuck at the top of the lift that answers questions about runs and stuff? That’s me. I assume a free season pass is part of the compensation. -
Single family residence and I can park multiple vehicles in a multi-car garage
Yes, indeed. It's one of the most sought after gigs in Park City. I got hella DV connections so PM me if you want me to put in a good word for you.BennyBeaver said:
Can confirm.YellowSnow said:
…Deer Valley Resort which was then and still is today, the Creme de la Creme of luxury skiing in the US. Put my boots on in the lodge and ate fancy Deer Valley cuisine (they've been ranked #1 in F&B for 40+ years in the ski bidness).PurpleThrobber said:BennyBeaver said:
STOp spoiling your kids with lessons and make them learn on their own. Like I did. A REAL man.YellowSnow said:
Typo @BennyBeaver . I'm a proud, atheist fag - don't forget.BennyBeaver said:
Sunday school? Congerts.YellowSnow said:
Spoiling a kid to death is no way to parent.BennyBeaver said:
Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.YellowSnow said:So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.
At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I take my kids to school every Sunday AM Jan- March in a nice, warm SUV parked inside a garage.
#DadOfTheYear
You should be taking them up to the mountain instead.
Yes, ski lessons every Sunday AM, March to Jan.
Make 'em take the converted school bus with the metal ski carrier on the side.
And send them with soggy tuna sandwiches in a brown paper bag. None of that fancy lodge food.
And if you really want to toughen them up, get them a pair of circa 1969 lace up ski boots, skinny skis, non-step in bindings and those straps that wrap around your ankle so the ski doesn't go all the way down the hill after a wipe.
No knuckledraggers.
Groomed! black diamonds gave me deBoner.
Great food.
My retirement plan is to be a Deer Valley mountain host. You know the old fuck at the top of the lift that answers questions about runs and stuff? That’s me. I assume a free season pass is part of the compensation.
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Single family residence and I can park multiple vehicles in a multi-car garage
Not sure what you're talking about, but either way you're still a pussy.BennyBeaver said:
Holy Projection Batman!BleachedAnusDawg said:
You got any kids?BennyBeaver said:
Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.YellowSnow said:So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.
At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.
Are you fucking kidding me?Kids don't have to be priority number one of every single aspect of your life. -
Single family residence and I can park multiple vehicles in a multi-car garage
Seattle (and Green Lake in particular) ain't really a Walmart kinda town.RaceBannon said:
I was thinking Wal Mart greeter but you have opened my eyes to another possibilityBennyBeaver said:
Can confirm.YellowSnow said:
…Deer Valley Resort which was then and still is today, the Creme de la Creme of luxury skiing in the US. Put my boots on in the lodge and ate fancy Deer Valley cuisine (they've been ranked #1 in F&B for 40+ years in the ski bidness).PurpleThrobber said:BennyBeaver said:
STOp spoiling your kids with lessons and make them learn on their own. Like I did. A REAL man.YellowSnow said:
Typo @BennyBeaver . I'm a proud, atheist fag - don't forget.BennyBeaver said:
Sunday school? Congerts.YellowSnow said:
Spoiling a kid to death is no way to parent.BennyBeaver said:
Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.YellowSnow said:So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.
At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I take my kids to school every Sunday AM Jan- March in a nice, warm SUV parked inside a garage.
#DadOfTheYear
You should be taking them up to the mountain instead.
Yes, ski lessons every Sunday AM, March to Jan.
Make 'em take the converted school bus with the metal ski carrier on the side.
And send them with soggy tuna sandwiches in a brown paper bag. None of that fancy lodge food.
And if you really want to toughen them up, get them a pair of circa 1969 lace up ski boots, skinny skis, non-step in bindings and those straps that wrap around your ankle so the ski doesn't go all the way down the hill after a wipe.
No knuckledraggers.
Groomed! black diamonds gave me deBoner.
Great food.
My retirement plan is to be a Deer Valley mountain host. You know the old fuck at the top of the lift that answers questions about runs and stuff? That’s me. I assume a free season pass is part of the compensation.
I've got one though. So does Park City for that matter. -
My house has a garage but I have a used car lot on my property
You've already won.YellowSnow said:I'm just a loser, pretend sales guy who makes less than his spouse.



