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FireCohen said:

honestly, wtf is with sark and the UW program. Dude is like fucking curse that wont go away. It was USC (praise saint haden) then fucking bama and now Texas. Dude is like herpes that just keeps reappearing

Tbf half this boared will be glued into the Alamo bowl now.

This boared loves herpes.

FireCohen

UW_Doog_Bot said:

FireCohen said:

honestly, wtf is with sark and the UW program. Dude is like fucking curse that wont go away. It was USC (praise saint haden) then fucking bama and now Texas. Dude is like herpes that just keeps reappearing

Tbf half this boared will be glued into the Alamo bowl now.

This boared loves herpes.

I will be too. There is a small chance that Sark has another meltdown on the sideline that leads to relapse. I just can't pass that opportunity up

Doogles

Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.

LawDawg1

I love the fact Surly Horns is defending Sark in the Alamo thread which is one thread above the one with 152 pages bashing sark and kwat for fucking sucking ass the past 3 seasons.

Sources

Doogles said:

Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.

Sark delusion is potent everywhere he goes

Swaye

LoneStarDawg said:

Purple_Pills said:

How does Sark keep looking more retarded?

He has the Sling Blade look on lock.

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Is now our 2nd most popular Bowl opponent

This will be #3.

We've played Michigan 4 times

Race is slipping.

We’ve played Iowa in 3 bowl games.

So Texas is still second

That's what I thought

Mitch_Cumsteen

First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.

Doogles said:

Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.

I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.

Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.

Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs.

LawDawg1

Mitch_Cumsteen said:

First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.

Doogles said:

Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.

I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.

Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.

Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs.

Do you have a couch and a sheet?

PurpleBaze

Mitch_Cumsteen said:

First off... congrats on a great season. It's been awhile since I've been on here.

Doogles said:

Texas fans are pretty delusional about their prospects under Sark. Their boards are a carbon copy of Dawgman circa 2013.

I don't think that's necessarily the case. It's a mixed bag. The jury is still most definitely out. His recruiting has been great, but nobody is sure how much of that is due to him or the massive NIL program now in place. For those who have already bailed on him, they point to the big leads blown in game after game dating back to last year and a misuse of Bijan Robinson. Texas probably should have won the conference this year or at least have been in the championship game. For those who are still on board with him, they point to playing a freshman QB, two true freshmen on the oline (which Sark has done a great job of rebuilding after a decade of neglect), and a much improved defense. There is also the notion that his prior record was tainted by his drinking so nobody knows just how good of a head coach he could really be.

Personally, I think Texas is the easiest place in the country to win now that NIL is here. Hire good assistants, recruit/buy the best high school and transfer players in the country, and try not to fuck it up. I'm still in wait and see mode. It doesn't matter though. If he doesn't get the job done we will just shitcan him and go find the next guy and cycle through until we find somebody.

Also... I live in San Antonio if anybody needs any bar or restaurant recs.

I'll take you up on that offer. Where can I find the coldest beer in town?