Sober Sark?
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Who cares about results! All that matters are the Shitty, Really Shitty rankings!RaceBannon said:DeBoer winning close games
Campbell losing close games
Tough call
DeBoer wasn't my first choice but results matter. Same record as Bama!!!! There may be something to his ridiculous winning percentage at the smaller stops along the way. Or not. LIPO
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And analytics man. Every 4th down some moron in the booth is going to start spouting off about analytics and the book without any idea what that actually meansCuntWaffle said:
Who cares about results! All that matters are the Shitty, Really Shitty rankings!RaceBannon said:DeBoer winning close games
Campbell losing close games
Tough call
DeBoer wasn't my first choice but results matter. Same record as Bama!!!! There may be something to his ridiculous winning percentage at the smaller stops along the way. Or not. LIPO
To the announcer if the play works that's what the analytics called for. Idiots
And then there is that looks close they might want to take 15 minutes to make sure in replay -
aka Rose Bowl liteCuntWaffle said:Iowa States wins this year:
West Virginia
Iowa
Ohio
SE Missouri State
They aren’t going to even make a fucking bowl game this year. Campbells claim to fame is barely beating the shittiest Pac 12 “champion” decades in a diet Rose Bowl game. Woo hoo! -
Peterson was all about the analytics. He would punt down 6 with 2 minutes left on his 40 on 4th and 6. That shit drove us crazy.RaceBannon said:
And analytics man. Every 4th down some moron in the booth is going to start spouting off about analytics and the book without any idea what that actually meansCuntWaffle said:
Who cares about results! All that matters are the Shitty, Really Shitty rankings!RaceBannon said:DeBoer winning close games
Campbell losing close games
Tough call
DeBoer wasn't my first choice but results matter. Same record as Bama!!!! There may be something to his ridiculous winning percentage at the smaller stops along the way. Or not. LIPO
To the announcer if the play works that's what the analytics called for. Idiots
And then there is that looks close they might want to take 15 minutes to make sure in replay
Deboer will go for it in the 2nd quarter if we? Were down 10 because he knows we need to score and he can actually run an offense. Deboer might lose but at least he isn’t being a pussy in the process because of “analytics”.
Still in LIPO with Deboer but I don’t find myself breaking my TV nearly as often.
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This isn't Billy Beane ball with a 162 game sample size. The analytics shit will always be dumb in a sport like college football.RaceBannon said:
And analytics man. Every 4th down some moron in the booth is going to start spouting off about analytics and the book without any idea what that actually meansCuntWaffle said:
Who cares about results! All that matters are the Shitty, Really Shitty rankings!RaceBannon said:DeBoer winning close games
Campbell losing close games
Tough call
DeBoer wasn't my first choice but results matter. Same record as Bama!!!! There may be something to his ridiculous winning percentage at the smaller stops along the way. Or not. LIPO
To the announcer if the play works that's what the analytics called for. Idiots
And then there is that looks close they might want to take 15 minutes to make sure in replay -
According the numbers, anlaytics has led directly to a 1000% increase in douche bag participation in sports commentary.GreenRiverGatorz said:
This isn't Billy Beane ball with a 162 game sample size. The analytics shit will always be dumb in a sport like college football.RaceBannon said:
And analytics man. Every 4th down some moron in the booth is going to start spouting off about analytics and the book without any idea what that actually meansCuntWaffle said:
Who cares about results! All that matters are the Shitty, Really Shitty rankings!RaceBannon said:DeBoer winning close games
Campbell losing close games
Tough call
DeBoer wasn't my first choice but results matter. Same record as Bama!!!! There may be something to his ridiculous winning percentage at the smaller stops along the way. Or not. LIPO
To the announcer if the play works that's what the analytics called for. Idiots
And then there is that looks close they might want to take 15 minutes to make sure in replay -
Stop with the Campbell fetish.Tequilla said:Going into the week the SRS was as follows:
Iowa St = 36
UW = 40
Wins and losses obviously matter
Let’s also realize not all schedules are equal -
It wasn't even much of a cherry pick. Their SRS being 4 points higher is probably within the margin of error anyways, and they are 4-5, not 7-2. Jesus.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Iowa State is 4-5. What fucking point are you trying to make? They suck, and no cherry picked ranking of the hundreds of advanced stats available changes that.Tequilla said:Going into the week the SRS was as follows:
Iowa St = 36
UW = 40
Wins and losses obviously matter
Let’s also realize not all schedules are equal -
He's the abortion of a punter than should be investigated for collusion. Check out his stat rankings he's in a heated battle for worst player on the teaminsinceredawg said:
Who is McCallister?GreenRiverGatorz said:Deboer has some seriously fucktarded players. McAllister and Perryman are complete assaults on the eyes. No idea if that's on the D staff or if they just #needmoretime. Probably the former, but whatever.
But the guy can scheme a fucking offense. And he has a big swinging dick in all sorts of unfavorable scenarios that the team somehow pulls off. After so many times it's no longer coincidence. These are scenarios where Sark teams would shit all over themselves like clockwork. Winning is contagious.

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It's also OK to be unhappy with an admin that can't land their top targets, fuck up the process, but then luck into a discount hire.Doogles said:It's ok to admit the pearl clutching over not landing Campbell because of the "optics" was idiotic.
Deboner was 4th on the list...massively behind Campbell. We shrivel dicked the hiring process and did very typical UW upper campus shit.
The fact the Deboner might turn out to be the better hire is a massive indictment against the admin not for it.
Some Deboner fans can't seem to separate the results from the process or admin from coaching staff.







